Dave is the one that has to worry, any city there is an encounter
- watsonnostaw

she travels.

the boar bus

user name: Pikey's Grandma

I'm reasonable. You're the one that thinks I should be nice just because she has been an bumhole for longer than most.
- Pikey

okay okay.

kill her. use anti freeze. make it look like an accident.

so he was doing the mexican neighbor wasnt he to release his seed?
- watsonnostaw

No this is Canada. No Mexican neighbour.

True story: when he passed away we went through his VHS tapes and all the ones he told my grandmother were tapes of him playing guitar were actually porn.

she travels.

the boar bus

- kicksave856

I might just have to skip the winter classic because of it

okay okay.

kill her. use anti freeze. make it look like an accident.
- kicksave856

I think the anti-freeze might give it away.

No this is Canada. No Mexican neighbour.

True story: when he passed away we went through his VHS tapes and all the ones he told my grandmother were tapes of him playing guitar were actually porn.
- Pikey

hopefully the entire family was gathered around the television to reminisce about grandpa and his guitar playing only to be horrified with hardcore porn

I might just have to skip the winter classic because of it
- watsonnostaw

no way. you have to go to that.

just get to the concession stands early.

I am 100% for personal expression. You know, the polar opposite of the uptown vibe. I live downtown. That's my spot. The idea is to just create ourselves and just see..what we can do with it.
- Crimsoninja

I think the anti-freeze might give it away.
- Pikey

well then you figure it out!

i'm still happy about calling you a ballbag for some reason.

hopefully the entire family was gathered around the television to reminisce about grandpa and his guitar playing only to be horrified with hardcore porn
- watsonnostaw

No just my mother and I.

No just my mother and I.
- Pikey

those memories last a lifetime

hopefully the entire family was gathered around the television to reminisce about grandpa and his guitar playing only to be horrified with hardcore porn
- watsonnostaw

No just my mother and I.
- Pikey

awkward

those memories last a lifetime
- watsonnostaw

It was pretty funny.

It was pretty funny.
- Pikey

go to bed

go to bed
- shvingter88

hey hey hey!

cherish every moment.

hey hey hey!

cherish every moment.
- kicksave856

we don't want him to be cranky tomorrow.

I like women too. Sounds like what you met was a hipster though.


I made this mistake once. True story: I agreed to meet a girl at a bridgehead coffee shop. They only do fair trade coffee and they're hipster central. The date ended with her telling me she needed to leave because she had a therapy session to resolve her issues with her mother.

She called me again and I got rid of her by mentioning Jimi Hendrix every three minutes in conversation.
- Pikey

lol the whole way through this story

we don't want him to be cranky tomorrow.
- shvingter88

tomorrow?

he's cranky every day.

that's his charm.

I've heard much of this beast. I believe you saw it in a human made parking area?
- Pikey

Dave is the one that has to worry, any city there is an encounter
- watsonnostaw

No just my mother and I.
- Pikey

seriously? lol

mom's reaction?

i get here + everybody leaves