but why eat the poop with all those bananas around mike?
why?
- the_cause2000

Those babanas were probably handled by negros, so I thought it would be safer to eat poop.

I am leaving for Spain on April 27. Should I leave sooner?
- Mike Komisarek

I got a friend in Madrid who is a tv anchor. Want her to show you around?

I got a friend in Madrid who is a tv anchor. Want her to show you around?
- nayefj

does she put out?

does she put out?
- Lahey

She has a boyfriend, but she put out for a Brazilian guy when we were in Toronto.

I got a friend in Madrid who is a tv anchor. Want her to show you around?
- nayefj

I am going in Barcelona and Gran Canaria. I'll have to find another "guide". But thank you for the offer.

I am going in Barcelona and Gran Canaria. I'll have to find another "guide". But thank you for the offer.
- Mike Komisarek

you sick son of a female dog

Daniel Dale ‏@ddale8 12m

Hanad Mohamed, 23, was arrested in Fort McMurray, Alberta after a nationwide manhunt.

http://www.thestar.com/ne...er&utm_source=twitterfeed

Daniel Dale ‏@ddale8 12m

Hanad Mohamed, 23, was arrested in Fort McMurray, Alberta after a nationwide manhunt.

http://www.thestar.com/ne...er&utm_source=twitterfeed
- BingoLady

Dellio's too busy snorting diaper poo to snort blow with Ford.

Dr,
A neighbour two doors down parked on the road about 20 minutes ago. They left the fourways on. It's about 11:50pm here right now.

Now, it's a big souped up pickup with big wheels and raised axles or some dumb car shit, and a trailer on the back I think. Tough to tell cause it's kinda dark out there.

Should I go knock on their door and let em know, or pour another beer and wait this out. I've rejected the idea of walking outside to confirm the trailer, but I'll reconsider if this is a key aspect to your answer. Thanks.

Oh wow, just hopped back in. Was a trailer on the back too. They drove extra slow past my house, then instead of turning around normal like the guy decides to back er up trailer and all intonthe school parking lot and park in front of his house. Now he just fucked off trailer and all. Drugs right?

four ways are a no no when buying drugs.

Dr. Dellio,

what did these (frank)ers do with all my stuff?

Dr. Dellio,

I was thinking of becoming a complete douchebag by purchasing a poorly maintained muscle car for a low price and slowly restoring it while wearing a muscle shirt.

Preferably a Trans Am.

Should I go through with this?

PS I have a new chainsaw.

Dr. Dellio,

I was thinking of becoming a complete douchebag by purchasing a poorly maintained muscle car for a low price and slowly restoring it while wearing a muscle shirt.

Preferably a Trans Am.

Should I go through with this?

PS I have a new chainsaw.
- Pike_Tyson

the year of the trans am is key here.

the year of the trans am is key here.
- kicksave856

the year of the trans am is key here.
- kicksave856

Oh nothing classy. 1980something.

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c...-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ490899480

Kinda cool but not standard.

http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1979-Chevrolet-Camaro-rs-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ490899480

Kinda cool but not standard.
- Pike_Tyson

i vote yes.

i vote yes.
- kicksave856

But I really wanted standard...

But I really wanted standard...
- Pike_Tyson

but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need

guys pls this is not picture thread of a fukin link dump please

but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need
- kicksave856

I will get the car.

guys pls this is not picture thread of a fukin link dump please
- Crimsoninja

*runs*

I will get the car.
- Pike_Tyson

ty

where is the god damned dr i need help