You: kicksave856 thinks you're retarted
Santa: All of them?
- hockeypunk36

lol i really hope you said yes all 856 of them

Dr. Dillio,

Did you ever eat at the Y?

your gut is out of its mind
- Crimsoninja

i was trying to make a mr hands/ horsedong-obsessed joke

Santa: who's the best robot?
You: terminator
Santa: what did you like best about the robots in that movie?
You: the killing
Santa: I hear you

Santa: who's the best robot?
You: terminator
Santa: what did you like best about the robots in that movie?
You: the killing
Santa: I hear you
- aschuter82

wait how'd you get santa to ask YOU questions.

ask santa your questions.


http://www.santabot.com/
- dellio

Santa: What's your name?
You: Sidney Crosby
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Spinach
Santa: What did you do today?
You: Tried to come back from a concussion
Santa: Are you happy today?
You: Yes. Loving the media attention.
Santa: Uh.

Santa: What's your name?
You: Sidney Crosby
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Spinach
Santa: What did you do today?
You: Tried to come back from a concussion
Santa: Are you happy today?
You: Yes. Loving the media attention.
Santa: Uh.
- Flyskippy

You: Pretty much.
Santa: Be more specific.
You: Pretty
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: And I'm the one with the brain injury?
Santa: It's good to see you, And the one with the brain injury .
You: Me too.
Santa: I'm glad we agree, And the one with the brain injury.

Santa's day to day with a brain injury.

You: Pretty much.
Santa: Be more specific.
You: Pretty
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: And I'm the one with the brain injury?
Santa: It's good to see you, And the one with the brain injury .
You: Me too.
Santa: I'm glad we agree, And the one with the brain injury.

Santa's day to day with a brain injury.
- Flyskippy

seriously how r u people getting santa to ask you the questions

seriously how r u people getting santa to ask you the questions
- Don'tForgetTocchet

One of the first things he did was ask me a question...

You: do you ever knuckle shuffle your jolly rod?
Santa: I love to fish

ask santa your questions.


http://www.santabot.com/
- dellio

bump because I don't feel like going back 4 pages.

You: what do you do in your free time?
Santa: talk to you
You: what about when you're not talking to me?
Santa: when you are not talking to me ? I haven't heard enough about when you are not talking to me to have an opinion.
You: what does that mean?
Santa: Does "that" refer to "I have not heard enough about when you are not talking to me to have an opinion" ?
You: yes
Santa: I don't want to talk about that now.

You: adolf hitler is a mentor
Santa: Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.
You: but he helped invent the VW
Santa: Umm. I get it. Hitler helped invent the VW.
You: you're black arent you
Santa: I am transparent--software has no color.. Really.
You: you're of african decent arent you?
Santa: Soul brother number one.
You: have you ever done the Sandusky
Santa: I think I have done the Sandusky, but bored.com may have reset my memory.

You: Die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

One of the first things he did was ask me a question...
- BINGO!

did you just sit there silent?

You: adolf hitler is a mentor
Santa: Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.
You: but he helped invent the VW
Santa: Umm. I get it. Hitler helped invent the VW.
You: you're black arent you
Santa: I am transparent--software has no color.. Really.
You: you're of african decent arent you?
Santa: Soul brother number one.
You: have you ever done the Sandusky
Santa: I think I have done the Sandusky, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
- watsonnostaw

You: what are the elves doing right meow?
Santa: I will search for it.

Santa: perhaps you could program me.
You: bend over
Santa: My body is not built yet.

You: stop it
Santa: Ok I will stop THE ELVES DOING.

You: what do you think about the NHL all-star game?

Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

bump because I don't feel like going back 4 pages.
- hockeypunk36

apparently it does not like the question: do you like gay sex?

apparently it does not like the question: do you like gay sex?
- watsonnostaw

it thinks the all-star game includes women

it thinks the all-star game includes women
- hockeypunk36

whenever crosby is involved, it does

You: what is the meaning of life
Santa: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.























santa is a hitchhiker's fan

whenever crosby is involved, it does
- watsonnostaw

good point.