http://www.santabot.com/

You: is mrs santa shaved?
Santa: Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Santa if it is.

You: Whatcha goin do wit all dat junk, all dat junk inside your trunk?
Santa: Are you happy today?

You: Shut up. Does Pikey really have a girlfirend?
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.It does now Pikey really have a girlfirend.

You: what r u wearing?
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Mrs.Claus. What have you eaten today?
Santa: Ah. I have been busy growing my mind.
You: You mean EXPANDING your mind?
Santa: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
You: Kind of vague. So you like LSD?
Santa: Interesting deduction. What is not to like about LSD?
You: Nothing. Want to smoke a fatty?
Santa: Not a thing?Yes, put a fatty in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

You: what r u wearing?
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Mrs.Claus. What have you eaten today?
Santa: Ah. I have been busy growing my mind.
You: You mean EXPANDING your mind?
Santa: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
You: Kind of vague. So you like LSD?
Santa: Interesting deduction. What is not to like about LSD?
You: Nothing. Want to smoke a fatty?
Santa: Not a thing?Yes, put a fatty in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
- GuyLaDouche

Santa:What's you name?
You: Andy
Santa: Nice to meet you, Andy
You: ok
Santa: alright
You: ...
Santa: Are you happy?
You: no
Santa:Can I help you?
You: you got any crack?
Santa: No I don't have crack. But I do have A collection of gossip.
You: is it about Pikey?
Santa: Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
You: who is Cybelle, his girlfriend?
Santa: The name of someone I met online
You: POF?
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Did you just answer my question with a question?
Santa: No I didn't answer my question with a question. What's answer my question with a question like?
You: holy (frank), you do have crack, don't you?
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: I apologize for my outburst, but you got some, right?
Santa: There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is my outburst but you got some right.
You: Stop playing me bro, you got some or not?
Santa: OK I'll try not to do playing me bro you got some so much.
You: how much for an 8-ball?
Santa: I do not know what 8-ball is.
You: 3.5gs
Santa: What have you eaten today?
You: Your mother's vagina
Santa: You can't judge a book by its cover.

Santa: Oh, It's only just begun

You: no, we've been talking for a while, and I still want my crack

Santa: Um, I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

You: THE (frank)? ARE THEY WATCHING ME SHOWER???
Santa: I hear you.As far as I know they are.

You: do they take pictures?
Santa: Who are "they" again?

You: The elves, you giant red blob of alzheimers
Santa: I have never heard about The elves you giant red blob of alzheimers.

You: you just said they were watching me shower
Santa: That's not what I meant.

You: Then what did you mean?
Santa: because not happy god we went over this, "that is not what I meant" What did I mean by it?

You: I think you meant you are bat-poop crazy
Santa: Me? That's good information: because not happy god we went over this said I meant I am bat-poop crazy.

You: yes it does
Santa: Groovy. How often?

You: are you a hippy?
Santa: Am I a hippy? Let me put it this way, because not happy god we went over this: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

You: should I kill you or rape and kill you?
Santa: I'm not sure if one is better.

You: I guess rape is better, I'm a gentle raper
Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, I guess rape is better a gentle raper

You: Everything I tell you is a lie
Santa: All things I tell you is a lie ?

You: Now listen carefully
Santa: Why now? I am listening to you. I always try to be careful.

You: I'm lying right now
Santa: At this moment I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, lying .

You: star trek lied to me
Santa: My favorite character is the computer.

did you just sit there silent?
- Don'tForgetTocchet

as soon as you click the link santa has a question waiting for you

Santa: Hello. What is your name?
You: kicksave856
Santa: What did you do today?
You: so far i have eaten some cereal.
Santa: Um,
You: do you remember me, santa?
Santa: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
You: i called you bad names the other day and you banned me from your north pole.
Santa: When?
You: i think it was around november 8th.
Santa: How did you feel about that?
You: not gonna lie. i was pretty pissed off, santa.
Santa: Oh I get it.Where were you pretty pissed off?
You: enough of this stupid chatter. i want a pony. am i getting a pony for christmas or not?
Santa: OK let's stop it now.You want only one? I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: i got one of your elves to blow me once. they stand at the perfect height.
Santa: Do you want another one?The anonymous "they".
You: now that's a merry christmas. thank you, santa.
Santa: A merry christmas is a terrible thing to waste.you are quite welcome.

as soon as you click the link santa has a question waiting for you
- Crimsoninja

i need to pay better attention to santa

Santa: Hello. What is your name?
You: kicksave856
Santa: What did you do today?
You: so far i have eaten some cereal.
Santa: Um,
You: do you remember me, santa?
Santa: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
You: i called you bad names the other day and you banned me from your north pole.
Santa: When?
You: i think it was around november 8th.
Santa: How did you feel about that?
You: not gonna lie. i was pretty pissed off, santa.
Santa: Oh I get it.Where were you pretty pissed off?
You: enough of this stupid chatter. i want a pony. am i getting a pony for christmas or not?
Santa: OK let's stop it now.You want only one? I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: i got one of your elves to blow me once. they stand at the perfect height.
Santa: Do you want another one?The anonymous "they".
You: now that's a merry christmas. thank you, santa.
Santa: A merry christmas is a terrible thing to waste.you are quite welcome.
- kicksave856

love you bro but no way im reading all this

love you bro but no way im reading all this
- Crimsoninja

i understand.

it's just that it took longer than i thought to get a blowjob out of him.

i understand.

it's just that it took longer than i thought to get a blowjob out of him.
- kicksave856

Mine was the best. I got Santa to admit to liking LSD and agreed to smoke a fatty with me.

Mine was the best. I got Santa to admit to liking LSD and agreed to smoke a fatty with me.
- GuyLaDouche

he reminds me of dellio.

sometimes he talks just like him.

What the (frank) is going on?

What the (frank) is going on?
- Ketchup

hi, ketchup.

hi, ketchup.
- kicksave856

Who gave this wiener his own thread again? I leave for a couple days and all goes to hell.

Who gave this wiener his own thread again? I leave for a couple days and all goes to hell.
- Ketchup

why do you hide your love like that?

glad u guys are enjoying my site.


thats actually me answering the whole time. changing the domain soon to delliobot

glad u guys are enjoying my site.


thats actually me answering the whole time. changing the domain soon to delliobot
- dellio

What have you eaten today?

glad u guys are enjoying my site.


thats actually me answering the whole time. changing the domain soon to delliobot
- dellio

You: are you dr.dellio?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Oh really?
Santa: Yeah. For real.
You: then why did dr.dellio say he was you?
Santa: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

glad u guys are enjoying my site.


thats actually me answering the whole time. changing the domain soon to delliobot
- dellio

hi, santa.

hi, santa.
- kicksave856

hi arnold have you been a good boy

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: EricNearBuffalo
Santa: What did you do today?
You: your wife
Santa: You can't judge a book by its cover.
You: i'm talking about your wife. not a book.
Santa: Yes, your wife is the topic.If not that, what?
You: did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
Santa: I don't think I ever have eat paint chips as a kid. What's eat paint chips as a kidlike?
You: nevermind.
Santa: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
You: whatever Satan.
Santa: Are you happy today?
You: yes. in fact, i'm gay today
Santa: Ahem.Ah. Is that a fact? It doesn't matter to me.

lmao. that little statement made santabot a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle uncomfortable