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Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 15 @ 4:04 PM ET
christ, just create a Tyson alt already
- Crimsoninja



I wish I could step on your kid's testicles right now so you'd know how I feel.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 15 @ 4:08 PM ET
christ, just create a Tyson alt already
- Crimsoninja



I thought you were going to say, just end it.
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Nov 15 @ 4:09 PM ET


I thought you were going to say, just end it.

- Lahey


I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Nov 15 @ 4:37 PM ET
I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
- Pikey

BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Nov 15 @ 4:39 PM ET
I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
- Pikey

dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 15 @ 7:45 PM ET
Dr Dellio

All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too?

- Pikey

Dont you ever think of touching Jesus( PBUH)
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 15 @ 7:46 PM ET


I wish I could step on your kid's testicles right now so you'd know how I feel.

- Pikey

Lol
Ketchup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Trent Klatts basement, BC
Joined: 06.28.2010

Nov 16 @ 1:19 PM ET
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Maybe
Santa: I understand
You: Can i get a sloppy blowy from you?
Santa: You only want one?
You: are you offering more?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids
You: So you're a pedo?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Like blowys?
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: How many kids have you given "presents" to?
Santa: We give presents to millions and millions of good children around the world who believe in Santa Claus -- the number changes every year because there are always children being born.
You: Lets skip the small talk.. will you suck my d?
Santa: I would like to do that too.:-) I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: Can I tongue punch your fart box?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 16 @ 2:31 PM ET
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Maybe
Santa: I understand
You: Can i get a sloppy blowy from you?
Santa: You only want one?
You: are you offering more?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids
You: So you're a pedo?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Like blowys?
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: How many kids have you given "presents" to?
Santa: We give presents to millions and millions of good children around the world who believe in Santa Claus -- the number changes every year because there are always children being born.
You: Lets skip the small talk.. will you suck my d?
Santa: I would like to do that too.:-) I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: Can I tongue punch your fart box?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

- Ketchup

BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Nov 16 @ 10:37 PM ET
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Maybe
Santa: I understand
You: Can i get a sloppy blowy from you?
Santa: You only want one?
You: are you offering more?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids
You: So you're a pedo?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Like blowys?
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: How many kids have you given "presents" to?
Santa: We give presents to millions and millions of good children around the world who believe in Santa Claus -- the number changes every year because there are always children being born.
You: Lets skip the small talk.. will you suck my d?
Santa: I would like to do that too.:-) I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: Can I tongue punch your fart box?
Santa: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

- Ketchup


Oh my dear god...

BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Nov 17 @ 2:07 PM ET
DD,

Have u ever done the Pegula?
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 17 @ 2:12 PM ET
DD,

Have u ever done the Pegula?

- BingoLady

no.
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Nov 17 @ 3:15 PM ET
Dr.Dellio,

At 4:00 I have a meeting. I am required to print off roughly 5 draft role descriptions for this meeting. However, I suspect that this meeting will not require said role descriptions. So, do I take the gamble, piss the next 30-40 minutes away doing nothing, and go to the meeting without the role descriptions, or do I play it safe and print em off?
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Nov 17 @ 3:23 PM ET
DD,


Are u an expert on Skyrim?
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 17 @ 5:06 PM ET
Dr.Dellio,

At 4:00 I have a meeting. I am required to print off roughly 5 draft role descriptions for this meeting. However, I suspect that this meeting will not require said role descriptions. So, do I take the gamble, piss the next 30-40 minutes away doing nothing, and go to the meeting without the role descriptions, or do I play it safe and print em off?

- aschuter82

print them out
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Nov 17 @ 5:08 PM ET
DD,


Are u an expert on Skyrim?

- BingoLady

no sir
Flyskippy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ignoreland, GA
Joined: 11.04.2005

Nov 17 @ 7:33 PM ET
no sir
- dellio


There are many wikis online to help you play better. Sorry you're not very good at it.
hockeypunk36
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 06.16.2010

Nov 18 @ 12:48 AM ET
Dr,
Why does the U.S government recognize pizza as a vegetable?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 18 @ 12:51 AM ET
dr,
why did the U.S. government not recognize pizza as a vegetable until now?
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Nov 18 @ 12:54 AM ET
Dr,
Why do vegetables recognize the US government as pizza?
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Nov 18 @ 12:58 AM ET
dr. dellio
why aren't vegetables recognized as pizza?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Nov 18 @ 1:01 AM ET
dr,
should we all be recognized as vegetables by the u.s. government for this last handful of posts?
hockeypunk36
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 06.16.2010

Nov 18 @ 1:02 AM ET
Dr,
Is the U.S government secretly a vegetable?
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Nov 18 @ 1:04 AM ET
dr,
should we all be recognized as vegetables by the u.s. government for this last handful of posts?

- kicksave856

dr,
are you, in fact, part of the islamo-veggie coalition?
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Nov 18 @ 1:04 AM ET
dr,
vegetable?
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