Yeah...I'm gonna file that under "who the fuck cares?"
- stormey

Watson asked and the answer is apparently car wash attendants.

~converts to Muslim.~
- stormey

Dr Dellio

Have you ever received a text message at 1238AM on your 11th wedding anniversary?
- watsonnostaw

no i have not.

Dr Dellio,

Someone told me that the Muslims think it's ok to marry a girl as young as 14 and spouses have the right to have sex with the corpse of their partner for up to six hours after they're deceased. Is that true?

Does the phrase "it's ok officer, my 14 year old wife died three hours ago" sound normal to you?
- Pike_Tyson

ahhh i dunno who the fuk told u this but i think they described their own sick fixation with u and not those of the islamic ways

dear dr


why are we all awake at 7 on sunday


- Don'tForgetTocchet

yayo

Dr Dellio

Who works on sundays?
- watsonnostaw

line cooks at dennys

dr,
do you think you can love me and leave me to die?



(bismillah)
- mark_laforest

ahhh i dunno who the fuk told u this but i think they described their own sick fixation with u and not those of the islamic ways
- dellio

http://www.dailymail.co.u...ed-complete-nonsense.html

Dr. D,

Can you please explain the above link?

Seems like a he said/she said type of farewell sex story.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-complete-nonsense.html

Dr. D,

Can you please explain the above link?

Seems like a he said/she said type of farewell sex story.
- Pike_Tyson

Alleged proposals to allow Egyptian husbands to legally have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death have been branded a 'complete nonsense'
But sources inside the Egyptian Embassy in London have said the claims were 'completely false', 'forbidden in Islam' and 'could never imagine it happening'.

The source said the proposal, if it even existed, had not reached the parliament - although it was also admitted it could be the work of an extremist politician.

Although not officially rebutted, the claims that someone inside Egypt could introduce such a law provoked widespread skepticism

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.u...nsense.html#ixzz1tZGOBLDS


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.u...nsense.html#ixzz1tZGINqKs

Alleged proposals to allow Egyptian husbands to legally have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death have been branded a 'complete nonsense'
But sources inside the Egyptian Embassy in London have said the claims were 'completely false', 'forbidden in Islam' and 'could never imagine it happening'.

The source said the proposal, if it even existed, had not reached the parliament - although it was also admitted it could be the work of an extremist politician.

Although not officially rebutted, the claims that someone inside Egypt could introduce such a law provoked widespread skepticism

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.u...nsense.html#ixzz1tZGOBLDS


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.u...nsense.html#ixzz1tZGINqKs
- dellio

Yeah those were the parts you picked out that you agree with but then there were the parts that it was introduced and fanatical leaders would vote for it.

????

Dr Dellio

Coke or Pepsi?

Dr Dellio

Coke or Pepsi?
- Pike_Tyson

Coke....obviously. anything that bares the same name of my recreational use of pleasure is always number 1 in my books.

Yeah those were the parts you picked out that you agree with but then there were the parts that it was introduced and fanatical leaders would vote for it.

????
- Pike_Tyson

go fuk urself pikjuan

Coke....obviously. anything that bares the same name of my recreational use of pleasure is always number 1 in my books.
- dellio

Case closed.

Case closed.
- Pike_Tyson

*invites u to a hollywood rail

*invites u to a hollywood rail
- dellio

Keep your rail to yourself.

BTW Dr Dellio I'm feverish right now. Very ill.

Will I live?

get well, get well, get well gerry bourdeau

get well, get well, get well gerry bourdeau
- mark_laforest

ok ty

no promises

Keep your rail to yourself.

BTW Dr Dellio I'm feverish right now. Very ill.

Will I live?
- Pike_Tyson

stop eating the swine and u will be fine

dr,
how do i get RyAn to start focusing on the positives in life? to realize that his glass is half full, not half empty?

dr,
how do i get RyAn to start focusing on the positives in life? to realize that his glass is half full, not half empty?
- mark_laforest

not being a homo might work

not being a homo might work
- Lahey

no homo


see what i mean, doc?

dr,
how do i get RyAn to start focusing on the positives in life? to realize that his glass is half full, not half empty?
- mark_laforest

ryan is a good soul. just confused right now about his sexuality. give him time he will see the light.

no homo


see what i mean, doc?
- mark_laforest

i do

http://ottawa.ctv.ca/serv...20430/20120430?hub=Ottawa

Dr Dellio,

When the lady in the above link steps down, do you think you'll feel the shock wave in Alberta?