Explains why glucker is allowed to live here.
- Pike_Tyson

Dr. Delio,
Where will Schultz sign?
- hockeypunk36

vancouver no ifs or buts

vancouver no ifs or buts
- dellio

any ands?

any ands?
- kicksave856

lol

Dr Dellio

how many gallons is your swimming pool?

any ands?
- kicksave856

Dr Dellio

how many gallons is your swimming pool?
- watsonnostaw

i dont own one mike k did though.

i got big azz jacuzzi only dippin i do around here

Dr Dellio

what is your goto choice of caffeinated beverage?

DR Dellio

I received an email today from a lady who I dropped a couple of loads into about 15 years ago, she has a chin like jay leno and apparently is a cook during the day and cleans offices at night while shacked up with some career alcoholic in a row home

She implies in the email she wants to know what I am upto the past years or so, i replied back "balls deep in your mom", was this the wrong response to her original email?

I feel shame for having submitted my penii to such a creature and perhaps my response was a bit harsh

DR Dellio

I received an email today from a lady who I dropped a couple of loads into about 15 years ago, she has a chin like jay leno and apparently is a cook during the day and cleans offices at night while shacked up with some career alcoholic in a row home

She implies in the email she wants to know what I am upto the past years or so, i replied back "balls deep in your mom", was this the wrong response to her original email?

I feel shame for having submitted my penii to such a creature and perhaps my response was a bit harsh
- watsonnostaw

E5

i dont own one mike k did though.

i got big azz jacuzzi only dippin i do around here
- dellio

Dr Dellio

what is your goto choice of caffeinated beverage?
- watsonnostaw

Caffeinated carbonate bevy or just caffeinated bevy or both ?

DR Dellio

I received an email today from a lady who I dropped a couple of loads into about 15 years ago, she has a chin like jay leno and apparently is a cook during the day and cleans offices at night while shacked up with some career alcoholic in a row home

She implies in the email she wants to know what I am upto the past years or so, i replied back "balls deep in your mom", was this the wrong response to her original email?

I feel shame for having submitted my penii to such a creature and perhaps my response was a bit harsh
- watsonnostaw

No big deal , you were young , hung and full of cum. You would have stuck it anywhere.

yes it may have been the wrong reply.....i would have said....

Tell her that after being employed as a porn star and when erectile dysfunction kicked in you retired . You then settled down and got married ,adopted two Mongolian children and you now operate a used car lot on the outskirts of Harrisburg.

Caffeinated carbonate bevy or just caffeinated bevy or both ?
- dellio

Go (frank) yourself.

Go (frank) yourself.
- ryan78

no

Dr Dellio,

Last week I went to a camel jockey's house to rip up some carpeting and prep the floor for laminate and he wasn't there because he was off praying to Allah so I wasn't allowed entry into his house.

This week I showed up and he denied me access again because Dennis Ramadan is happening soon and now he wants his flooring installed on Aug 27.

Is he just (frank)ing with me or are you guys really this retarded?

Dr Dellio,

Last week I went to a camel jockey's house to rip up some carpeting and prep the floor for laminate and he wasn't there because he was off praying to Allah so I wasn't allowed entry into his house.

This week I showed up and he denied me access again because Dennis Ramadan is happening soon and now he wants his flooring installed on Aug 27.

Is he just (frank)ing with me or are you guys really this retarded?
- Pike_Tyson

You should've poop on his steps.

Dr. Dellio,


Why is the Islamic community holding back scientists from genetically engineering dinosaurs?
- Crimsoninja

i want an answer

i want an answer
- Don'tForgetTocchet

The scientists can start work on aug 27.

Dr Delusional,

thoughts?

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pointed the finger at Iran Wednesday after a deadly explosion on a bus carrying tourists at an airport in Bulgaria.

"All the signs (are) leading to Iran," he said, according to a statement from his office.

Netanyahu said his country "would respond with force to Iranian terror."

At least three people were killed in the explosion on a bus outside Burgas airport in Bulgaria. Bulgarian officials are still investigating the blast.

DR DELLIO

DO YOU PICK YOUR SCABS?

Dr. Dellio,

What should Penn State do with the JoePa statue?

Dr. Dellio,

I received a meeting request for Monday afternoon around 2:30 today. I am on vacation tomorrow, and left work this evening at 5:00 without responding or acknowledging the request. Is this ok?

Dr Delusional,

thoughts?

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pointed the finger at Iran Wednesday after a deadly explosion on a bus carrying tourists at an airport in Bulgaria.

"All the signs (are) leading to Iran," he said, according to a statement from his office.

Netanyahu said his country "would respond with force to Iranian terror."

At least three people were killed in the explosion on a bus outside Burgas airport in Bulgaria. Bulgarian officials are still investigating the blast.
- watsonnostaw

DR DELLIO

DO YOU PICK YOUR SCABS?
- watsonnostaw

no only meth heads do that