Dr

If two chicks (frank) you up the bum with a two strap-ons total. Is it gay?

Starbuck seems to think so.

Dr

If two chicks (frank) you up the bum with a two strap-ons total. Is it gay?

Starbuck seems to think so.
- Lahey

I actually said it wasn't gay...

Dr

If two chicks (frank) you up the bum with a two strap-ons total. Is it gay?

Starbuck seems to think so.
- Lahey

clarrification; is their any sort of reach around involved?

Allah would destroy Vishnu.
- dellio

Dr. Dellio

Thanks for clearing that up. Do you think Allah could take out Apocalypse ?


1. Apocalypse
Stronger than Hulk (this is true. look Apocalypse up on marvel.com), various psionic powers (telepathy, telekinesis). near unlimited shape-shifting, near indestructible exoskeleton and many other powers. He is one of the arch enemies of the X-men and regularly has fought their entire roster. Apocalypse deserves to be in the top 100.
- Starbuck

no god is the most powerful of all things known. end it

What is the history of Ramadan?

Ramadan is the 9th month of the Islamic calendar. The term Ramadan literally means scorching in Arabic. It was established as a Holy Month for Muslims after the Quran was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad in 610 CE on the occasion known as Laylat al-Qadr, frequently translated as "the Night of Power.

Observance of Ramadan is mandated in the Quran, Surah 2, Ayah 185:

“The month of Ramadhan [is that] in which was revealed the Qur'an, guidance for the people and clear proofs of guidance and criterion. So whoever sights [the new moon of] the month, let him fast it; and whoever is ill or on a journey - then an equal number of other days. Allah intends for you ease and does not intend for you hardship and [wants] for you to complete the period and to glorify Allah for that [to] which He has guided you; and perhaps you will be grateful.”

What are the dates of Ramadan?

Because the cycle of the lunar calendar does not match the solar calendar, the dates of Ramadan shifts by approximately 11 days each year. In 2011, Ramadan began on August 1st. In 2012 Ramadan is likely to begin on July 20th.

The ending of Ramadan is marked by the holiday of Eid ul-Fitr, which takes place either 29 or 30 days after the beginning of the month. On Eid ul-Fitr, morning prayers are followed by feasting and celebration among family and friends. This year Eid ul-Fitr will most probably fall on Sunday, August 19th.

What are the daily fasting requirements?

During the month of Ramadan, most Muslims fast from dawn to sunset with no food or water. Before sunrise many Muslims have the Suhur or predawn meal. At sunset families and friends gather for Iftar which is the meal eaten by Muslims to break the fast. Many Muslims begin the meal by eating dates as the Prophet used to do.

This ritual fast known as, Sawm, is one of the five pillars of Islam, and requires that individuals abstain from eating, drinking, smoking and sexual intercourse.

To find the specific times for Ramadan fasting, click over to this helpful tool provided by IslamiCity that allows you to calculate prayer schedules -- including sunup and sundown -- by entering your city or zip code.

What are the expectations towards charity?

Charity is an important part of Ramadan. The fast emphasizes self-sacrifice and using the experience of hunger to grow in empathy with the hungry. During Ramadan, Muslim communities work together to raise money for the poor, donate clothes and food, and hold iftar dinners for the less fortunate.

What scriptural study do Muslims take part in?

Many Muslims use Ramadan to read the entire Quran or read the Quran daily. Many communities divide the Quran into daily reading segments that conclude on Eid ul-Fitr at the end of Ramadan.

Can non-Muslims participate?

Non-Muslims are free to participate in Ramadam. Many non-Muslims fast and even pray with their Muslim friends or family members. Non-Muslims are often invited to attend prayer and iftar dinners.

Those wishing to be polite to someone who is fasting for Ramadan may greet them with Ramadan Mubarak or Ramadan Kareem, which mean Have a Blessed or Generous Ramadan.

Should Muslims with diabetes fast?

Fasting during Ramadan is discouraged for patients with diabetes by the American Diabetes Association.

“In keeping with this, a large epidemiological study conducted in 13 Islamic countries on 12,243 individuals with diabetes who fasted during Ramadan showed a high rate of acute complications.”

However, the study says this was not conclusive. Many diabetic patients fasted with no complications. Patients with diabetes should work with their doctors to figure out a strategy if they choose to fast.

What is the 'goal' of Ramadan?

In general, the practices of Ramadan are meant to purify oneself from thoughts and deeds which are counter to Islam. By removing material desires, one is able to focus fully on devotion and service to God. Many Muslims go beyond the physical ritual of fasting and attempt to purge themselves of impure thoughts and motivations such as anger, cursing, and greed.

Do all Muslims take part in Ramadan fasting?

Most Muslims believe Ramadan fasting is mandatory, but there are some groups that do not. Pregnant or breastfeeding mothers, people who are seriously sick, travelers, or those at health risk should not fast. Children that have not gone through puberty are also not required to fast during the month Ramadan.

del why cloutiers blog get locked up?

What is the history of Ramadan?

Ramadan is the 9th month of the Islamic calendar. The term Ramadan literally means scorching in Arabic. It was established as a Holy Month for Muslims after the Quran was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad in 610 CE on the occasion known as Laylat al-Qadr, frequently translated as "the Night of Power.

Observance of Ramadan is mandated in the Quran, Surah 2, Ayah 185:

“The month of Ramadhan
- dellio[is that] in which was revealed the Qur'an, guidance for the people and clear proofs of guidance and criterion. So whoever sights [the new moon of] the month, let him fast it; and whoever is ill or on a journey - then an equal number of other days. Allah intends for you ease and does not intend for you hardship and [wants] for you to complete the period and to glorify Allah for that [to] which He has guided you; and perhaps you will be grateful.”

What are the dates of Ramadan?

Because the cycle of the lunar calendar does not match the solar calendar, the dates of Ramadan shifts by approximately 11 days each year. In 2011, Ramadan began on August 1st. In 2012 Ramadan is likely to begin on July 20th.

The ending of Ramadan is marked by the holiday of Eid ul-Fitr, which takes place either 29 or 30 days after the beginning of the month. On Eid ul-Fitr, morning prayers are followed by feasting and celebration among family and friends. This year Eid ul-Fitr will most probably fall on Sunday, August 19th.

What are the daily fasting requirements?

During the month of Ramadan, most Muslims fast from dawn to sunset with no food or water. Before sunrise many Muslims have the Suhur or predawn meal. At sunset families and friends gather for Iftar which is the meal eaten by Muslims to break the fast. Many Muslims begin the meal by eating dates as the Prophet used to do.

This ritual fast known as, Sawm, is one of the five pillars of Islam, and requires that individuals abstain from eating, drinking, smoking and sexual intercourse.

To find the specific times for Ramadan fasting, click over to this helpful tool provided by IslamiCity that allows you to calculate prayer schedules -- including sunup and sundown -- by entering your city or zip code.

What are the expectations towards charity?

Charity is an important part of Ramadan. The fast emphasizes self-sacrifice and using the experience of hunger to grow in empathy with the hungry. During Ramadan, Muslim communities work together to raise money for the poor, donate clothes and food, and hold iftar dinners for the less fortunate.

What scriptural study do Muslims take part in?

Many Muslims use Ramadan to read the entire Quran or read the Quran daily. Many communities divide the Quran into daily reading segments that conclude on Eid ul-Fitr at the end of Ramadan.

Can non-Muslims participate?

Non-Muslims are free to participate in Ramadam. Many non-Muslims fast and even pray with their Muslim friends or family members. Non-Muslims are often invited to attend prayer and iftar dinners.

Those wishing to be polite to someone who is fasting for Ramadan may greet them with Ramadan Mubarak or Ramadan Kareem, which mean Have a Blessed or Generous Ramadan.

Should Muslims with diabetes fast?

Fasting during Ramadan is discouraged for patients with diabetes by the American Diabetes Association.

“In keeping with this, a large epidemiological study conducted in 13 Islamic countries on 12,243 individuals with diabetes who fasted during Ramadan showed a high rate of acute complications.”

However, the study says this was not conclusive. Many diabetic patients fasted with no complications. Patients with diabetes should work with their doctors to figure out a strategy if they choose to fast.

What is the 'goal' of Ramadan?

In general, the practices of Ramadan are meant to purify oneself from thoughts and deeds which are counter to Islam. By removing material desires, one is able to focus fully on devotion and service to God. Many Muslims go beyond the physical ritual of fasting and attempt to purge themselves of impure thoughts and motivations such as anger, cursing, and greed.

Do all Muslims take part in Ramadan fasting?

Most Muslims believe Ramadan fasting is mandatory, but there are some groups that do not. Pregnant or breastfeeding mothers, people who are seriously sick, travelers, or those at health risk should not fast. Children that have not gone through puberty are also not required to fast during the month Ramadan.

Who the (frank) is going to read all of that?

Who the (frank) is going to read all of that?
- Lahey

plz dont curse. and cloutiers blog is locked up because its the holy month and he is a very devote muslim

DD,

Have u ever been teabagged by Lahey?

DD,

Have u ever been teabagged by Lahey?
- BingoLady

I just pissed on him.

DD,

Have u ever been teabagged by Lahey?
- BingoLady

ask me in 30 days

- Crimsoninja

143 crimmy 143

I just pissed on him.
- Lahey

Hey guys...first and foremost Happy Ramadan. This is the first day of our holy month and the first day of our month long fast. Join myself in wishing me the only muslim on the site a happy and peaceful ramadan.
- dellio

(frank) you.

Dd, movie theatres to ban costumes, do u agree?
Pikey type nerds will be upset..

DR DELLIO

DO YOU PICK YOUR SCABS?
- watsonnostaw

Dr. Dellio,

We just got a Carls JR in town.. wondering if you have any opinions on the establishment? Basically what I want to know is how good it tastes drunk?
- Ketchup

carls jr is still around???

Dearest Dr D,

Happy Ramadan to you. Have you ever eaten a McDonalds Ramadan Happy Meal?

What kinda toy do you get?

What kinda toy do you get?
- ShooterMcGavin

Dearest Dr D,

Happy Ramadan to you. Have you ever eaten a McDonalds Ramadan Happy Meal?

What kinda toy do you get?
- ShooterMcGavin

Dr. Dellio

Thanks for clearing that up. Do you think Allah could take out Apocalypse ?


1. Apocalypse
Stronger than Hulk (this is true. look Apocalypse up on marvel.com), various psionic powers (telepathy, telekinesis). near unlimited shape-shifting, near indestructible exoskeleton and many other powers. He is one of the arch enemies of the X-men and regularly has fought their entire roster. Apocalypse deserves to be in the top 100.
- Starbuck

Dr.Delissio,

Why in the ever loving (frank) would Apocalypse not be in the top 100??

plz dont curse. and cloutiers blog is locked up because its the holy month and he is a very devote muslim
- dellio

False. I refuse to believe he doesnt have an IV of liquid bacon beside his bed.

Also:

DR.,

Happy Ramadan btw. I wished Nail Yakupov a happy ramadan on twitter as well. Does this entitle me to a virgin or at least almost a virgin? Failing that is Lahey now obligated to wear a biker outfit and toss my salad?