which del are you? I say #2

(del)
n.

1. A very sexy, witty, and entertaining individual.
2. Ruler of the free world
3. Part of the Alfredian language

or

a chatty-cathy man with a false sense of self-worth; pretentious, skeevy and always has a story that can one-up yours. nobody likes a del

You can recognize the Del in any crowd; he talks non-stop, smiles intermittently, and will rake you over the coals

or

creepy, shiny meth-addicted motherf*cker who stalks girls who talk to the boy hes stalking. threatens to file missing persons report when the girl gets the boy del is stalking a ride home. threatens to call the cops constantly.

which del are you? I say #2

(del)
n.

1. A very sexy, witty, and entertaining individual.
2. Ruler of the free world
3. Part of the Alfredian language

or

a chatty-cathy man with a false sense of self-worth; pretentious, skeevy and always has a story that can one-up yours. nobody likes a del

You can recognize the Del in any crowd; he talks non-stop, smiles intermittently, and will rake you over the coals

or

creepy, shiny meth-addicted motherf*cker who stalks girls who talk to the boy hes stalking. threatens to file missing persons report when the girl gets the boy del is stalking a ride home. threatens to call the cops constantly.
- Lahey

yes

yes
- watsonnostaw

no

Dr Denard C Dellio,

Would ya?

- watsonnostaw

some messed up names there. not during the holy month plz no proposals

some messed up names there. not during the holy month plz no proposals
- dellio

How long is this (frank)ing thing? Gotta be done soon.

del

Nice add, 8 years ago.

http://www.urbandictionar....php?term=delli%20mustard
- Lahey

Thanks... thought of that one on a 3 day yayo binge.

Dr. Dalambert,

Does Allah forgive you your nose candy dependence?

Dr Deniro

Do you wipe with or without tissue paper during the holy month?

which del are you? I say #2

(del)
n.

1. A very sexy, witty, and entertaining individual.
2. Ruler of the free world
3. Part of the Alfredian language

or

a chatty-cathy man with a false sense of self-worth; pretentious, skeevy and always has a story that can one-up yours. nobody likes a del

You can recognize the Del in any crowd; he talks non-stop, smiles intermittently, and will rake you over the coals

or

creepy, shiny meth-addicted motherf*cker who stalks girls who talk to the boy hes stalking. threatens to file missing persons report when the girl gets the boy del is stalking a ride home. threatens to call the cops constantly.
- Lahey

actually i am #2 good call homie

What is the history of Ramadan?

Ramadan is the 9th month of the Islamic calendar. The term Ramadan literally means scorching in Arabic. It was established as a Holy Month for Muslims after the Quran was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad in 610 CE on the occasion known as Laylat al-Qadr, frequently translated as "the Night of Power.

Observance of Ramadan is mandated in the Quran, Surah 2, Ayah 185:

“The month of Ramadhan
- dellio[is that] in which was revealed the Qur'an, guidance for the people and clear proofs of guidance and criterion. So whoever sights [the new moon of] the month, let him fast it; and whoever is ill or on a journey - then an equal number of other days. Allah intends for you ease and does not intend for you hardship and [wants] for you to complete the period and to glorify Allah for that [to] which He has guided you; and perhaps you will be grateful.”

What are the dates of Ramadan?

Because the cycle of the lunar calendar does not match the solar calendar, the dates of Ramadan shifts by approximately 11 days each year. In 2011, Ramadan began on August 1st. In 2012 Ramadan is likely to begin on July 20th.

The ending of Ramadan is marked by the holiday of Eid ul-Fitr, which takes place either 29 or 30 days after the beginning of the month. On Eid ul-Fitr, morning prayers are followed by feasting and celebration among family and friends. This year Eid ul-Fitr will most probably fall on Sunday, August 19th.

What are the daily fasting requirements?

During the month of Ramadan, most Muslims fast from dawn to sunset with no food or water. Before sunrise many Muslims have the Suhur or predawn meal. At sunset families and friends gather for Iftar which is the meal eaten by Muslims to break the fast. Many Muslims begin the meal by eating dates as the Prophet used to do.

This ritual fast known as, Sawm, is one of the five pillars of Islam, and requires that individuals abstain from eating, drinking, smoking and sexual intercourse.

To find the specific times for Ramadan fasting, click over to this helpful tool provided by IslamiCity that allows you to calculate prayer schedules -- including sunup and sundown -- by entering your city or zip code.

What are the expectations towards charity?

Charity is an important part of Ramadan. The fast emphasizes self-sacrifice and using the experience of hunger to grow in empathy with the hungry. During Ramadan, Muslim communities work together to raise money for the poor, donate clothes and food, and hold iftar dinners for the less fortunate.

What scriptural study do Muslims take part in?

Many Muslims use Ramadan to read the entire Quran or read the Quran daily. Many communities divide the Quran into daily reading segments that conclude on Eid ul-Fitr at the end of Ramadan.

Can non-Muslims participate?

Non-Muslims are free to participate in Ramadam. Many non-Muslims fast and even pray with their Muslim friends or family members. Non-Muslims are often invited to attend prayer and iftar dinners.

Those wishing to be polite to someone who is fasting for Ramadan may greet them with Ramadan Mubarak or Ramadan Kareem, which mean Have a Blessed or Generous Ramadan.

Should Muslims with diabetes fast?

Fasting during Ramadan is discouraged for patients with diabetes by the American Diabetes Association.

“In keeping with this, a large epidemiological study conducted in 13 Islamic countries on 12,243 individuals with diabetes who fasted during Ramadan showed a high rate of acute complications.”

However, the study says this was not conclusive. Many diabetic patients fasted with no complications. Patients with diabetes should work with their doctors to figure out a strategy if they choose to fast.

What is the 'goal' of Ramadan?

In general, the practices of Ramadan are meant to purify oneself from thoughts and deeds which are counter to Islam. By removing material desires, one is able to focus fully on devotion and service to God. Many Muslims go beyond the physical ritual of fasting and attempt to purge themselves of impure thoughts and motivations such as anger, cursing, and greed.

Do all Muslims take part in Ramadan fasting?

Most Muslims believe Ramadan fasting is mandatory, but there are some groups that do not. Pregnant or breastfeeding mothers, people who are seriously sick, travelers, or those at health risk should not fast. Children that have not gone through puberty are also not required to fast during the month Ramadan.

Please post in pikeys thread plz

Dr. Dalambert,

Does Allah forgive you your nose candy dependence?
- GuyLaDouche

Allah is all knowing , the merciful and most forgiving.

Allah is all knowing , the merciful and most forgiving.
- dellio

Dr dellio

Will allah forgive people for not believing his existence?

Dr dellio

Will allah forgive people for not believing his existence?
- shvingter88

Dr Dellio, can you follow this up with th with or without tissue option? thanks

Dr dellio

Will allah forgive people for not believing his existence?
- shvingter88

God is God if you dont believe In god then so be it....he might forgive them . But a non believer will be asked when you were shown the book why didnt you believe? Athiests will be burning mah nicca

God is God if you dont believe In god then so be it....he might forgive them . But a non believer will be asked when you were shown the book why didnt you believe? Athiests will be burning mah nigga
- dellio

Dr. Dellio,
If they give a good reason for not believing will God let it slide?

God is God if you dont believe In god then so be it....he might forgive them . But a non believer will be asked when you were shown the book why didnt you believe? Athiests will be burning mah nicca
- dellio

oh

Dr. Dellio,
If they give a good reason for not believing will God let it slide?
- hockeypunk36

Dr dellio

If god is all knowing then why does he have to ask why someone didn't believe?

Dr dellio

If god is all knowing then why does he have to ask why someone didn't believe?
- shvingter88

he will know that you didn't follow. But will not know why you chose not to follow. are u following? shtinky plz my boy if u haven't found faith yet it is never to late.

Dr. Dellio,
If they give a good reason for not believing will God let it slide?
- hockeypunk36

sorry my man i believe you will not enjoy be enjoying the rivers that flow with wine. the late night parties and what not. you will be down in the hell fire roasting like little caesar crazy bread in the oven

sorry my man i believe you will not enjoy be enjoying the rivers that flow with wine. the late night parties and what not. you will be down in the hell fire roasting like little caesar crazy bread in the oven
- dellio

is this a metaphor for Syria?

is this a metaphor for Syria?
- watsonnostaw

possibly... the battle for Aleppo has begun

he will know that you didn't follow. But will not know why you chose not to follow. are u following? shtinky plz my boy if u haven't found faith yet it is never to late.
- dellio

Maybe when I'm old like watson

Maybe when I'm old like watson
- shvingter88

you'll be dead by then

you'll be dead by then
- watsonnostaw

Congrats on the 100th year milestone by the way. I'm sure the letter from the president was heartfelt and cheerful.