Why would you want to be the godfather? The kid will piss on del and he'll just piss on the kid in return.
- Lahey

its a girl...and u better not be dissing my unborn child ryan.

he lives in a fantasy world
he cant even keep track of all the lies he spews anymore
- Crimsoninja

lol...oh u guys. sort it out.

he lives in a fantasy world
he cant even keep track of all the lies he spews anymore
- Crimsoninja

you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding...

lol...oh u guys. sort it out.
- dellio

similar to the action proposed by King Solomon in the holy scripture (and also newman regarding the bike in that one seinfeld episode) WE SHALL CUT THE BABY IN HALF AND WE BOTH SHALL BE NAMED GODFATHER

its a girl...and u better not be dissing my unborn child ryan.
- dellio

That's just how small the penis is.

similar to the action proposed by King Solomon in the holy scripture (and also newman regarding the bike in that one seinfeld episode) WE SHALL CUT THE BABY IN HALF AND WE BOTH SHALL BE NAMED GODFATHER
- Crimsoninja

That's just how small the penis is.
- Lahey

ya ya

ya ya
- dellio

will you be opting for the female circumcision?

ya ya
- dellio

lahey's just developed a thing for penis posts while you've been away.

it will pass.

through his sphincter, amirite?! omglolol!

lahey's just developed a thing for penis posts while you've been away.

it will pass.

through his sphincter, amirite?! omglolol!
- kicksave856

- Lahey

i thought he'd be taller

i thought he'd be taller
- the_cause2000

Really envy the beards. My facial hair will never ever be that productive.

دكتور Dellio,

I'm going to be seen by a Syrian doctor tomorrow. The man's a urologist and there's a good chance he'll stick his finger up my ass.

You probably know some Syrian, how do you think he'll phrase the sentence "Now lift you sack and spread your cheeks" in a Syrian accent?

دكتور Dellio,

I'm going to be seen by a Syrian doctor tomorrow. The man's a urologist and there's a good chance he'll stick his finger up my ass.

You probably know some Syrian, how do you think he'll phrase the sentence "Now lift you sack and spread your cheeks" in a Syrian accent?
- nayefj

will this someday be a grainy video on the internet?

دكتور Dellio,

I'm going to be seen by a Syrian doctor tomorrow. The man's a urologist and there's a good chance he'll stick his finger up my ass.

You probably know some Syrian, how do you think he'll phrase the sentence "Now lift you sack and spread your cheeks" in a Syrian accent?
- nayefj

2 fingers

will this someday be a grainy video on the internet?
- the_cause2000

The internet needs to see me bottomless, and my 10-inch monster.

The internet needs to see me bottomless, and my 10-inch monster.
- nayefj

Hogan will be enough thanks.

دكتور Dellio,

I'm going to be seen by a Syrian doctor tomorrow. The man's a urologist and there's a good chance he'll stick his finger up my ass.

You probably know some Syrian, how do you think he'll phrase the sentence "Now lift you sack and spread your cheeks" in a Syrian accent?
- nayefj

Make sure he knows what he's doing, I had a dentist appointment and he really did some damage when he did that exam.

Make sure he knows what he's doing, I had a dentist appointment and he really did some damage when he did that exam.
- ShooterMcGavin

A dentist stuck a finger inside you?

I'll call the sex abuse hotline for you...

A dentist stuck a finger inside you?

I'll call the sex abuse hotline for you...
- nayefj

shooter is a grown man and knows what he wants.

Dr Delirious, Congratulations on yur new savior, Pope Francis

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I just want you all to know my child has been born today.