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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 1:11 PM ET
(frank) Hasek
- Crimsoninja

Oh man agreed
jochfr
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Nashville , TN
Joined: 07.11.2009
May 25 @ 1:29 PM ET
(frank) Hasek
- Crimsoninja

(frank) off
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
May 25 @ 1:32 PM ET
(frank) off
- jochfr

Forever a Sen
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
May 25 @ 1:35 PM ET
love hasek
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 25 @ 1:39 PM ET
Forever a Sen
- Crimsoninja
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
May 25 @ 1:41 PM ET
Hasek was my first favorite hockey player so I have a deep connection with him.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 1:44 PM ET
Hasek was my first favorite hockey player so I have a deep connection with him.
- Streit2ThePoint

I hope to one day have a deep connection with your ass
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:05 PM ET
I hope to one day have a deep connection with your ass
- dt99999
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:08 PM ET

- kicksave856
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:09 PM ET

- dt99999
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:21 PM ET
so there was this one lady at work who was really hot and everyone wanted to bang her.

 

She was pretty unattainable though and she was part of our management but she had a cute sister who was in as a summer co-op.

 

The Persian guy and I used to share a cubicle so one morning he walks in all frazzled and I ask him what’s wrong. After some hesitation he just blurts out “I banged her sister”.

 

After much high-fiving we went out for lunch and they dated for a few months after that. The company hit the poopter a few months later and we were all fired and dispersed and he and I stayed in touch for a number of years after that but eventually he moved away and we lost contact.

 

Fast forward to years later: 99999 jr is in 1st grade and taking karate lessons. He has a good friend he made at school and the moms have started to get along. Eventually he goes for his yellow belt thing and I show up and who’s the mom but the sister!!!!

 

We both recognize each other and she introduces me to her husband. Here’s the kicker: he’s basically Persian guy’s long lost twin.

 

Ever since then we’ve become quite close and hang out regularly but every time we see each other I tell my wife I’m gonna break it to her that I know and she freaks out.

 

Once a year though we go over to their place when the whole family is there for the son’s b-day and the older sister is there (still super hot).

 

A few years ago I reached out to Persian guy on linkedin to update him on all of this. Now once a year on that day I email him “I’m gonna tell everyone” and he replies back “you’re an bumhole”

 
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:24 PM ET
so there was this one lady at work who was really hot and everyone wanted to bang her.

 

She was pretty unattainable though and she was part of our management but she had a cute sister who was in as a summer co-op.

 

The Persian guy and I used to share a cubicle so one morning he walks in all frazzled and I ask him what’s wrong. After some hesitation he just blurts out “I banged her sister”.

 

After much high-fiving we went out for lunch and they dated for a few months after that. The company hit the poopter a few months later and we were all fired and dispersed and he and I stayed in touch for a number of years after that but eventually he moved away and we lost contact.

 

Fast forward to years later: 99999 jr is in 1st grade and taking karate lessons. He has a good friend he made at school and the moms have started to get along. Eventually he goes for his yellow belt thing and I show up and who’s the mom but the sister!!!!

 

We both recognize each other and she introduces me to her husband. Here’s the kicker: he’s basically Persian guy’s long lost twin.

 

Ever since then we’ve become quite close and hang out regularly but every time we see each other I tell my wife I’m gonna break it to her that I know and she freaks out.

 

Once a year though we go over to their place when the whole family is there for the son’s b-day and the older sister is there (still super hot).

 

A few years ago I reached out to Persian guy on linkedin to update him on all of this. Now once a year on that day I email him “I’m gonna tell everyone” and he replies back “you’re an bumhole”

 
- dt99999

he's right about you, dan.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 25 @ 2:25 PM ET
i think i'm missing something

what are you gonna tell everyone? that her type is fat persian dudes?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:26 PM ET
i think i'm missing something

what are you gonna tell everyone? that her type is fat persian dudes?
- Shutdown

That Persian dude banged the sister.


Also neither of them are fat, they're actually both strikingly handsome.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:28 PM ET
dan, i didn't mean what i said back there.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:28 PM ET
dan, i didn't mean what i said back there.
- kicksave856

Ok that sucks because you were bang on
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:31 PM ET
Ok that sucks because you were bang on
- dt99999

i think you're okay
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:33 PM ET
i think you're okay
- kicksave856

at best
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 25 @ 2:37 PM ET
That Persian dude banged the sister.


Also neither of them are fat, they're actually both strikingly handsome.
- dt99999

was she married at the time of the banging??

IM MISSING SOMETHING
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:38 PM ET
at best
- dt99999

see you always get carried away
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:39 PM ET
was she married at the time of the banging??

IM MISSING SOMETHING
- Shutdown

is it me?

i miss you too, bro.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 2:53 PM ET
was she married at the time of the banging??

IM MISSING SOMETHING
- Shutdown

For (frank)s sake....

No, but they're wops so same thing
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 2:56 PM ET
For (frank)s sake....

No, but they're wops so same thing
- dt99999
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013
May 25 @ 2:57 PM ET
That Persian dude banged the sister.


Also neither of them are fat, they're actually both strikingly handsome.
- dt99999

I was waiting for Dellio and piss to be involved.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
May 25 @ 3:05 PM ET

- kicksave856
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