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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:23 AM ET
trick question. he'd be in the washroom pooping from all the free coffee he drank
- daeth

i try so hard not to poop when i'm out. it really is traumatic for me.

i've been known to just call it a night early so i can go home.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:29 AM ET
i try so hard not to poop when i'm out. it really is traumatic for me.

i've been known to just call it a night early so i can go home.
- kicksave856

ever had to hover over a toilet to poop because you had to go ASAP and had no time to perform the mandatory public toilet exorcism?

really quite the workout that is.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:32 AM ET
my worst public toilet experience would have to be the time i had to take an explosive liquid poop while on the subway like 15 years ago. i got out at yonge/bloor (known for having the dirtiest toilets outside of bangladesh) and the only available toilet was like a murder scene. murder by poo. i don't want to talk about this anymore actually.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:32 AM ET
ever had to hover over a toilet to poop because you had to go ASAP and had no time to perform the mandatory public toilet exorcism?

really quite the workout that is.
- daeth

hovering always scares me. i'm afraid i'm gonna get poop on my pants somehow. also, dropping bombs from that height can intensify the backsplash when they hit the target.

you know who i envy? even though he's lying that guy in the aaron rodgers state farm commercials who claimed he meditates and it just "goes away" instead of actually going to the bathroom. man that sounds like a dream come true.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:32 AM ET
my worst public toilet experience would have to be the time i had to take an explosive liquid poop while on the subway like 15 years ago. i got out at yonge/bloor (known for having the dirtiest toilets outside of bangladesh) and the only available toilet was like a murder scene. murder by poo. i don't want to talk about this anymore actually.
- daeth
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:33 AM ET
hovering always scares me. i'm afraid i'm gonna get poop on my pants somehow. also, dropping bombs from that height can intensify the backsplash when they hit the target.

you know who i envy? even though he's lying that guy in the aaron rodgers state farm commercials who claimed he meditates and it just "goes away" instead of actually going to the bathroom. man that sounds like a dream come true.
- kicksave856

oh ya the hovering is a nightmare that is only to be used in a panic situation.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:35 AM ET
i think if i meditated i'd just have to poop even more
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:36 AM ET
oh ya the hovering is a nightmare that is only to be used in a panic situation.
- daeth

even with c-fold paper towels (the best for wrapping a toilet seat AND for constructing your crap hammock*) the rest of my day is ruined. i still know i was on a public toilet. my stuff dangled in there. my flesh was dangerously close to the porcelain.

there's not a germ on this planet that i trust.



*surely you know about the crap hammock.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 10:38 AM ET
even with c-fold paper towels (the best for wrapping a toilet seat AND for constructing your crap hammock*) the rest of my day is ruined. i still know i was on a public toilet. my stuff dangled in there. my flesh was dangerously close to the porcelain.

there's not a germ on this planet that i trust.



*surely you know about the crap hammock.
- kicksave856
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Jan 16 @ 1:41 PM ET
https://twitter.com/Brady...tatus/1085435716568379392
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 1:44 PM ET
https://twitter.com/BradyTrett/status/1085435716568379392
- Streit2ThePoint
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 5:49 PM ET
just got accolades in front of everyone for a job well done thingy i did. embarrassing but nice.

life really is going so well. ever since i got the house things have really turned around for me.
- kicksave856



1 phone call and your last day will be tomorrow
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 5:56 PM ET
1 phone call and your last day will be tomorrow
- penguininnevada

*slaps phone out of hand*
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
Jan 16 @ 7:21 PM ET
the tinypic gimmick that isn't really a gimmick
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 11:15 PM ET
the tinypic gimmick that isn't really a gimmick
- daeth

tinypic>imgur
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 11:19 PM ET
tinypic>imgur
- penguininnevada

oh come on!
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 16 @ 11:21 PM ET
tinypic>imgur
- penguininnevada
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 11:22 PM ET

- Crimsoninja

we need to purchase it and make it live forever
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 16 @ 11:22 PM ET
we need to purchase it and make it live forever
- penguininnevada

i truly think we are the only ones who use it at this point
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 11:22 PM ET
oh come on!
- kicksave856

where do you want me to come on you next?
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 11:23 PM ET
i truly think we are the only ones who use it at this point
- Crimsoninja

(frank)ing photobucket
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 11:23 PM ET
where do you want me to come on you next?
- penguininnevada

very gross.
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010
Jan 16 @ 11:23 PM ET
where do you want me to come on you next?
- penguininnevada


when's the last time you've fapped?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 16 @ 11:23 PM ET
(frank)ing photobucket
- penguininnevada

now they can (frank) right off.
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Jan 16 @ 11:25 PM ET
when's the last time you've fapped?
- Nucker101

the missus just sucked me off between the midcounty and quakertown exits of the pa turnpike
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