I'm the doctor.

Please go see diitii's dermatologist ASAP.
- Dgrdnr

I'll hook it up if you want howard, she's really cute.

so I had to take my kid to a new dermatologist last week for an annhual checkup becasue he has a bit of dry skin. turns out he's find now and doesn't need the checkups anymore but that's beside the point,

turns out this dermatologist if a (frank)ing hot young lass. any idea what ailenmnt I could have that would require her to examine my Richard for a very lenghty period of time?
- dt99999

just do a bunch of dry whacking and turn it red and raw. although she'll probably recognize it's from too much masturbating.

- hscesq

16 years, that's a long time...15 for highschool for me...and 9 for University...

I still wake up stressed that I forgot to hand in an assignement...then I remember I graduated 9 years ago...

I'm sure the rug burn you'll get on your Richard from all the fapping you will do while thinking of her would qualify.
- 3M

that's actually the most helpful thing you've ever posted.

It's the reason why I shave my head. My head is covered with psoriasis if I don't shave.
- Pecafan Fan

I don't have it much on the scalp. But I do have it in several places. I used to get shots for it, and I have used at least 50 creams/ointments. It's actually been pretty good in the last couple of years. I didn't know you shaved your head. The one time we met, you wore a chapeau. I am also sure that injecting ink into your entire body is healthy for your skin.

just do a bunch of dry whacking and turn it red and raw. although she'll probably recognize it's from too much masturbating.
- Fountain-San

doubtful, it's already all calloused and poop.

16 years, that's a long time...15 for highschool for me...and 9 for University...

I still wake up stressed that I forgot to hand in an assignement...then I remember I graduated 9 years ago...
- number_23

You're annoying me.
- hscesq

Isn't that a given?

that's actually the most helpful thing you've ever posted.
- dt99999

Just trying to help a brotha out.

It's the reason why I shave my head. My head is covered with psoriasis if I don't shave.
- Pecafan Fan

me too. not shaved but i have to keep it short. also have a patch on my shin.

Can I help you?
- hscesq

I am told I am beyond help.

That's what I do.
- Dgrdnr

You're very good at it.

I don't have it much ion the scalp. But I do have it in several places. I used to get shots for it, and I have used at least 50 creams/ointments. It's actually been pretty good in the last couple of years. I didn't know you shaved your head. The one time we met, you wore a chapeau. I am also sure that injecting ink into your entire body is healthy for your skin.
- hscesq

lol

doubtful, it's already all calloused and poop.
- dt99999

fair enough

- hscesq

lol...no it doesn't mean 15 years OF high school....it's 15 years since I graduated highschool...

You're very good at it.
- hscesq

doubtful, it's already all calloused and poop.
- dt99999

use a chainsaw to remove the callouses.

lol...no it doesn't mean 15 years OF high school....it's 15 years since I graduated highschool...
- number_23

Meh.

fair enough
- Fountain-San

I appreciate the intention though

use a chainsaw to remove the callouses.
- desi08

now we're talking

use a chainsaw to remove the callouses.
- desi08

TypDesiPost

use a chainsaw to remove the callouses.
- desi08

Tell me again, how long you were stuck in that sub?

lol...no it doesn't mean 15 years OF high school....it's 15 years since I graduated highschool...
- number_23

such a 23...

(frank) the (frank)ing Devils, (frank)!
- Pecafan Fan

en plus, ils vont lui lancer dans son gros fat chest toute la soirée.

Tell me again, how long you were stuck in that sub?
- hscesq

Are you thinking he had to remove a few callouses during his tour?