Who said I actually cook? Get take out and put it on some plates and throw away the evidence. Then just dirty up a pan or 2 and leave em on the stove so it looks like you did something. Same theory behind not plugging in the vacuum when your mom asked you to clean and all you needed to do was make "vacuum marks" on the carpet.
- Rawdog9755

Lets hope that doesn't happen.

Nice, off work time to head out.


LGP!
- kgrpitt

Hope you saw the article on the Pfizer recall on birth control that didnt have enough active ingredient in it. Better pack some gloves tonight!!! Good luck!

Is the bedroom part where I start offering opinions on not using the bedroom?
- walshy66

He probably doesn't need opinions there. He's probably watched enough "Training Films"

He probably doesn't need opinions there. He's probably watched enough "Training Films"
- akane13

So thats what we are calling it now...

Deciding on tonight, chick that works at the fossil store where I just bought a watch. . . a nice dinner or a semi casual sit down? Don't really wana drop the cash if its not worth it.

What say you nh and akane?

Canadian, I did the same thing with Col and Cal.
- kgrpitt

Take her to a museum to look at fossils. Free to get in and it shows you share the same interests. Boom.

So thats what we are calling it now...
- Rawdog9755

seems appropriate. what say you, Dr. NH?

ask NH...he'll tell you. lol
- akane13

Take her to a museum to look at fossils. Free to get in and it shows you share the same interests. Boom.
- canadianpenfan

hell...if he's gonna take her somewhere to show her a bunch of bones, just bring her here to the studio!

Is the bedroom part where I start offering opinions on not using the bedroom?
- walshy66

Oh great, look who showed up to take our civil conversation down a dark road!

hell...if he's gonna take her somewhere to show her a bunch of bones, just bring her here to the studio!
- akane13

The other bones have meaning.

hell...if he's gonna take her somewhere to show her a bunch of bones, just bring her here to the studio!
- akane13

He needs a wingman to sit in gum for him. (Reference: The league)

Call me a Debbie Downer but I have no confidence in Johnson to keep this thing rolling tonight. I think the Leafs are going to pepper him. If he is to have any chance the team better show up to play well before the middle of the 3rd.

Call me a Debbie Downer but I have no confidence in Johnson to keep this thing rolling tonight. I think the Leafs are going to pepper him. If he is to have any chance the team better show up to play well before the middle of the 3rd.
- canadianpenfan

I like him in this spot. The team will be focused on being better in front of him tonight too because they sure as hell weren't good last night.

You can smell the panic in TO. They can be had again tonight.

Semi on topic, but this convo reminded me of a bit thepensblog did a while back on breaking the 1-3-1(Tampa) and then made the analogy of a 1-3-1 to get to the hot girl at the bar.
Enjoy:
http://www.thepensblog.co...1/breaking-the-1-3-1.html

Semi on topic, but this convo reminded me of a bit thepensblog did a while back on breaking the 1-3-1(Tampa) and then made the analogy of a 1-3-1 to get to the hot girl at the bar.
Enjoy:
http://www.thepensblog.co...1/breaking-the-1-3-1.html
- Rawdog9755

I remember reading that and thinking HCDB should steal this. Nothing else seemed to be working when the Pens rolled into Tampa.

I remember reading that and thinking HCDB should steal this. Nothing else seemed to be working when the Pens rolled into Tampa.
- akane13

My favorite part:
"Here come the tricky parts. You'll next meet Jessica's attractive but slutty friend. You have to approach this delicately: be friendly but not flirtatious. Wait for her to drop something and pick it up for her or give her a napkin if her drink is leaving a water ring on the countertop in front of her. Give her a quick smile, don't make eye contact, and hopefully she doesn't pounce. Hopefully, when she sees you chirping Jessica later in the night, all she'll remember about you is that you have good manners. Again, it's a fine line you're walking here. Practice this on your cousin. And why aren't you pursuing the slutty friend rather than Jessica at the bar? Because the slutty friend has no self-worth, has a venereal disease, and watches Jersey Shore. "

My favorite part:
"Here come the tricky parts. You'll next meet Jessica's attractive but slutty friend. You have to approach this delicately: be friendly but not flirtatious. Wait for her to drop something and pick it up for her or give her a napkin if her drink is leaving a water ring on the countertop in front of her. Give her a quick smile, don't make eye contact, and hopefully she doesn't pounce. Hopefully, when she sees you chirping Jessica later in the night, all she'll remember about you is that you have good manners. Again, it's a fine line you're walking here. Practice this on your cousin. And why aren't you pursuing the slutty friend rather than Jessica at the bar? Because the slutty friend has no self-worth, has a venereal disease, and watches Jersey Shore. "
- Rawdog9755

The Pens Blog is U.S. based right?

Call me a Debbie Downer but I have no confidence in Johnson to keep this thing rolling tonight. I think the Leafs are going to pepper him. If he is to have any chance the team better show up to play well before the middle of the 3rd.
- canadianpenfan

"Debbie Downer."

The Pens Blog is U.S. based right?
- canadianpenfan

Yea, its a couple pittsburgh guys that run it.

Yea, its a couple pittsburgh guys that run it.
- Rawdog9755

Are they originally from Arkansas?

What do you guys think of the "Paul Martin is horrible" comment on tsn?

"Debbie Downer."
- powerhouse

Maybe. But the fact is he has started 2 games in the last 23 and MAF had to finish them both.

Are they originally from Arkansas?
- canadianpenfan

I completely missed that you highlighted the "cousin" part. This all makes sense now--I was lost. And Ftr, it is likely to happen in Arkansas but the cousin thing typically gets pinned on good ole West Virginia.

I completely missed that you highlighted the "cousin" part. This all makes sense now--I was lost. And Ftr, it is likely to happen in Arkansas but the cousin thing typically gets pinned on good ole West Virginia.
- Rawdog9755

I figured that's what happened.

What do you guys think of the "Paul Martin is horrible" comment on tsn?
- Magicmanmalkin

Was that on TV? I went to their site and I don't see anything. Who said it?

For the record he is a very good defenseman who is not having a great season. He will get criticized, fairly or not, based on his paycheques.