18 year old caper, first time in TO walks into the ACC box office and asks "Can I have two tickets to tonight's Toronto/Philly games please."

Box office guy pauses......"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're joking right? There hasn't been a ticket in this box office since 1932. HAHAHAHAHAHA we have plenty of Raptors tickets though....."



- Cape Breton Bruins

Did I tell you the story of when I worked at the ACC box office and laughed at hillbillies coming to town and expecting to find tickets???

It was a magical time in my life

So he goes around hitting people without any worries of having to stick up for himself? Sweet deal.
- weirdoh

Yeah, he's like Komisarek.

so I figured out why we've been running out of toilet paper so fast the past week.


turns out my kid figured out how to change the rolls on the dispensers this week and every time he's been going to the can, he's been taking out the old roll, stashing it in his room and setting up a new one.

His plan fell apart yesterday when I noticed half a roll of TP in his closet.

I will keep setting them up...
- Cape Breton Bruins

I'm still trying to figure out what this conversation has to do with where nun's live.

HOW (frank)ING CONVINENT.

PROBABLY GOT THERE AFTER GETTING A VICIOUS BEATDOWN AFTER A QUESTIONABLE HIT LOL
- Cape Breton Bruins

I wouldn't be surprised to see the entire volume being used as a replacement to the current standards upon the signing of the new CBA this summer.
- Cape Breton Bruins

Yeah, he's like Komisarek.
- Pecafan Fan

Komisarek actually had the nerve to go with Lucic....twice actually.

It was reported on the front page of the Toronto Star that the Leaf players were not aware the trade deadline has passed, which that explained their performance last night.

Brian Burke was furious at the media for making such a big deal about the trades and the deadline, but not letting his players know it was over.

Armed with the knowledge the deadline is over, the Leafs plan to use that to their advantage tonight against the Hawks.

so I figured out why we've been running out of toilet paper so fast the past week.


turns out my kid figured out how to change the rolls on the dispensers this week and every time he's been going to the can, he's been taking out the old roll, stashing it in his room and setting up a new one.

His plan fell apart yesterday when I noticed half a roll of TP in his closet.
- dt99999

wait until he learns to roll it into the toilet and then flush and watch it zip off the roller.

Did you know that Dykhuis and Zednik got into a fist fight at practice after Dykhuis tripped Koivu? Even crazier is that neither of them were black.
- Pie

That's called sticking up for a teammate Pie, please I'm over it.

thx.

so I figured out why we've been running out of toilet paper so fast the past week.


turns out my kid figured out how to change the rolls on the dispensers this week and every time he's been going to the can, he's been taking out the old roll, stashing it in his room and setting up a new one.

His plan fell apart yesterday when I noticed half a roll of TP in his closet.
- dt99999

- hscesq

The Bruins won the Cup last year. In my mind, Jeremy Jacobs can make ANYTHING happen.

That's called sticking up for a teammate Pie, please I'm over it.

thx.
- pete26

ah well then, fine.

wait until he learns to roll it into the toilet and then flush and watch it zip off the roller.
- Pie

*Goes to washroom*

Yeah, he's like Komisarek.
- Pecafan Fan

He fights, just doesn't win. Remember when Bell smoked Alfie? He had the cage on? Only did it because he nobody would fight him because of his broken face apparently.

wait until he learns to roll it into the toilet and then flush and watch it zip off the roller.
- Pie

I imagine my feelings when this happen will be similar to the ones I experienced when he conducted experiments on what happenes when you aim the shower stream upwards?

The Bruins won the Cup last year. In my mind, Jeremy Jacobs can make ANYTHING happen.
- Cape Breton Bruins

How about de-wrinkle?

i still believe this team can make the playoffs

He fights, just doesn't win. Remember when Bell smoked Alfie? He had the cage on? Only did it because he nobody would fight him because of his broken face apparently.
- weirdoh

Derek Roy will be the 1st line center of the Toronto Maple Leafs to start the 2012/12 NHL season.

How about de-wrinkle?

- Pie

longest pic link ever?

i still believe this team can make the playoffs
- habsrock71

You're so (frank)ing clueless...

I imagine my feelings when this happen will be similar to the ones I experienced when he conducted experiments on what happenes when you aim the shower stream upwards?
- dt99999

I have removed three Lightening McQueen dinky cars from the pipes.

You're so (frank)ing clueless...
- Pecafan Fan

watch out boys here comes Professor Serious!!!!

Derek Roy will be the 1st line center of the Toronto Maple Leafs to start the 2012/12 NHL season.
- Cape Breton Bruins

Conololelly on the 2nd

Komisarek actually had the nerve to go with Lucic....twice actually.
- Cape Breton Bruins

Good for him. It ruined his career.