well sir I am not single at the moment, but who knows in the future, plus ill have access to all the penicillin and antibiotics i want so it may be feasible
- ruttager17

You don't get tied down in an area like that. Who the hell cares about penicillin? I have about a 100 pills of it at home that I never fully used from random sicknesses. Where's the cotton

Not sure that would work in a traditional marriage but if you become a Mormon and adopt their polygamy policy, then you greatly increase your odds of being able to have sex on demand, and with multiple options to choose from
- ruttager17

You also can't drink which makes it very difficult to carry on a conversation with.

well sir I am not single at the moment, but who knows in the future, plus ill have access to all the penicillin and antibiotics i want so it may be feasible
- ruttager17

Fair enough.
- spitfire187

I had the page bookmarked, but no more.

You don't get tied down in an area like that. Who the hell cares about penicillin? I have about a 100 pills of it at home that I never fully used from random sicknesses. Where's the cotton
- Lahey

Well some of them Nurses get around if ya know what i mean, and if i am gonna become one of those that do, i best protect myself from the plethora of infections that await.

I had the page bookmarked, but no more.
- Lahey

Every time I see it I feel the snap. I deffinatly retire from going down hills.

Well some of them Nurses get around if ya know what i mean, and if i am gonna become one of those that do, i best protect myself from the plethora of infections that await.
- ruttager17

Ah yes, so then you don't need to worry about the warts/herpes, just push them to the side and penetrate.

Every time I see it I feel the snap. I deffinatly retire from going down hills.
- spitfire187

That might've been the funniest thing I've seen on this site.

Ah yes, so then you don't need to worry about the warts/herpes, just push them to the side and penetrate.
- Lahey

That might've been the funniest thing I've seen on this site.
- Lahey[/quote

Well thank-you. Glad to no my stupidness is appreciated.

Well thank-you. Glad to no my stupidness is appreciated.
- spitfire187

No, thank-you

No, thank-you
- Lahey

What would u do with the pick? Keep, trade down.....

Not sure that would work in a traditional marriage but if you become a Mormon and adopt their polygamy policy, then you greatly increase your odds of being able to have sex on demand, and with multiple options to choose from
- ruttager17

But seriously I was over exaggerating the "on command", I dont think I would ever become a Mormon, or a member of any organized religion for that matter.

What would u do with the pick? Keep, trade down.....
- spitfire187

Depends what they think the drop off is from Yak to the next guy or next group of guys.

If Yak is truly way ahead of the rest then you take him. If you think Murray or Galchenyuk aren't far behind then look at what you can get for trading down a spot or two.

But seriously I was over exaggerating the "on command", I dont think I would ever become a Mormon, or a member of any organized religion for that matter.
- Jack-artist

good for you son, there is hope for our race yet when young people like you make a smart choice and shy away from the scam that is religion. Plus if you went that route, they aren't allowed to use birth control so you run the risk of on command meaning a pregnant wife each time. that would truly suck worse than being a young person as you put it

good for you son, there is hope for our race yet when young people like you make a smart choice and shy away from the scam that is religion. Plus if you went that route, they aren't allowed to use birth control so you run the risk of on command meaning a pregnant wife each time. that would truly suck worse than being a young person as you put it
- ruttager17

pulling out isn't birth control is it?

Everyone is always complaining about guys not wanting to come here.

So lets trade the guys who do come here, especially ones that play their role to a T, and are paid accordingly.

Belangers cap hit is UNDER 2 MILLION. For the love of god, the guy slots anywhere in the line-up on any given night and gives you an honest effort. He wins faceoffs. He had a down year. It wasn't his fault Renney over-used him. Everyone knows the guys isn't a top six player. He is a guy that can contribute some complimentary offense here and there. Be patient.

Belanger is not going anywhere. Anyone who think Belanger is an issue on this team is on drugs.
- mochoson

agreed 100%

Not sure if it's an actual PC term but its just what i call it to feel less emasculated working in a female dominated field
- ruttager17

Just think of all the relation you could be having at work.

Seeing as you seem obsessed with my current situation.

- age 13 discovered beer and girls
- age 14 to 18 were pretty much a blue due to the liquor and hores
- graduated high school on my 18th birthday
- graduated from college two years later
- started a career
- bought my first house at age 21
- got married at age 24
- my career job became victim of the economic meltdown at age 29
- currently back in college to start a new career path
- Starbuck

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.

If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting, you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.

If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- laughs2907

pulling out isn't birth control is it?
- Lahey

Yes it is

Yes it is
- Ihatebrianburke

What if you just call it really long thrusts that come out every time?

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.

If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting, you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- laughs2907

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.

If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting, you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- laughs2907

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.

If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting, you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- laughs2907

This is all very well and good except the part about the dude masturbating under the overpass, i think there is something very wrong about public masturbation, even if he dresses up with as a wizard and in his mind is playing with his magic wand