What if you just call it really long thrusts that come out every time?
- Lahey

Sure if you have time for sex... but i mean with all the dressing like a wizard and masturbating under the overpass laughs is talking about who has time?

This is all very well and good except the part about the dude masturbating under the overpass, i think there is something very wrong about public masturbation, even if he dresses up with as a wizard and in his mind is playing with his magic wand
- ruttager17

I thought it was a wizard.

Sure if you have time for sex... but i mean with all the dressing like a wizard and masturbating under the overpass laughs is talking about who has time?
- Ihatebrianburke

Wtf happened to Yost doing the Oiler blog today. Perhaps he's busy doing his best public Gandalf as we speak.

Wtf happened to Yost doing the Oiler blog today. Perhaps he's busy doing his best public Gandalf as we speak.
- Ihatebrianburke

hes not going to be bringing in a mod with him is he? I know he is gonna be overly sensitive about the huge possibility of Alfie retiring this year so he might be a bit on the touchy side when asking him about it.

hes not going to be bringing in a mod with him is he? I know he is gonna be overly sensitive about the huge possibility of Alfie retiring this year so he might be a bit on the touchy side when asking him about it.
- ruttager17

I hope not. We have fun in here and don't get all crybaby like the canuck threads. Micah bans motha(frank)ers like it ain't no thang

I hope not. We have fun in here and don't get all crybaby like the canuck threads. Micah bans motha(frank)ers like it ain't no thang
- Ihatebrianburke

Word up on that one holmes. If we can tolerate people like LB in here then we are all emotionally tough enough to handle anything without a mod

You're married? That just blew my (frank)ing mind.

And guys guys guys... Who cares if someone has sex with a lot of girls or guys or goats or whatever? Different strokes (feel free to work a masturbation joke in here) for different folks.

Don't be so quick to judge people because they're on a different path than you.

If you never had sex in your life, I don't care... You could still be the greatest person alive.If you don't have a job, house, education, cat, girlfriend, etc etc, and you spend your days dressing up as a wizard and masturbating under the overpass, that's fantastic... I respect that too. Try to be a little more open, and accepting, you greasy bunch of ass gobblers (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
- laughs2907

Sincerly,

Guys with small Richards that say size doesn't matter and Fat women that say they would rather be fat than look like one of those gross skinny girls.

Sincerly,

Guys with small Richards that say size doesn't matter and Fat women that say they would rather be fat than look like one of those gross skinny girls.
- Oilersforlife

That annoys me so much when I hear bigger girls/guys say that they're looked down on and made fun of because of how much they weigh... Then in their next breath, they're saying sh1t like, "at least we're not ugly skinny ass b1tches"... Don't these people realize that they're doing to skinny people, what they say skinny people are doing to them... Hypocrites!

That annoys me so much when I hear bigger girls/guys say that they're looked down on and made fun of because of how much they weigh... Then in their next breath, they're saying sh1t like, "at least we're not ugly skinny ass b1tches"... Don't these people realize that they're doing to skinny people, what they say skinny people are doing to them... Hypocrites!
- laughs2907

Werd!