Wait a second, ABC has a guy walking across Niagara Falls on a tight rope tonight live, and he's wearing a safety harness. WTF is the point of this?

UUUUMMMM yeah

morale settled
- puckhead17

Nice!

Interesting how the word play on Paris has led to this. Minds are all in the gutter!

Nice!

Interesting how the word play on Paris has led to this. Minds are all in the gutter!
- Daman

She actually leaves Paris in the gutter

Wait a second, ABC has a guy walking across Niagara Falls on a tight rope tonight live, and he's wearing a safety harness. WTF is the point of this?
- PLindbergh31

Torterella should die in a grease fire, (your location), I love it!!

I wonder if Torterella is still yelling at his players over the phone one by one?

Torterella should die in a grease fire, (your location), I love it!!

I wonder if Torterella is still yelling at his players over the phone one by one?
- puckhead17

I heard that he screamed at Girardi because he got a report that he's not blocking his toddlers shots.

I heard that he screamed at Girardi because he got a report that he's not blocking his toddlers shots.
- PLindbergh31

Nice!! (from 24-7)

I think they should lineup and take shots while Torts tries to block them.

He actually benched Gaborik for not throwing himself in front of a point shot

what the fuc& is Lundqvists job then?
Torterella has lost it!

This dude is making a million dollars to walk on a wire wearing a safety harness. Glorified Fear Factor.

Another example of a sackless, gutless, spineless puke.

This dude is making a million dollars to walk on a wire wearing a safety harness. Glorified Fear Factor.

Another example of a sackless, gutless, spineless puke.
- PLindbergh31

Disgrace. How can people watch this? Theres no risk involved. Zero pressure. Gutless chump.

Disgrace. How can people watch this? Theres no risk involved. Zero pressure. Gutless chump.
- stveshdy

I turned it off. No sense in watching it. ABC truly embarrassing themselves selling this crap.

I turned it off. No sense in watching it. ABC truly embarrassing themselves selling this crap.
- PLindbergh31

This is what happens when there's nothing on in the summer. Next week ABC will air a cat that can shoot a gun target from 500 yards away. Should be exciting stuff.

This is what happens when there's nothing on in the summer. Next week ABC will air a cat that can shoot a gun target from 500 yards away. Should be exciting stuff.
- stveshdy

The Phillies being shutout by Aaron Laugh-A-Ble and a cast of other stiffs was more exciting.

The Phillies being shutout by Aaron Laugh-A-Ble and a cast of other stiffs was more exciting.
- PLindbergh31

I've come to realize that the Phillies are just not going to be good enough this year. They are hoping that Howard and Utley are going to make a difference but I just don't see it happening. The team needs a change.

Tom Sestito ‏@TomSestito23

The guy walking across the falls had a harness on? Thats a waste of time tell me when he grows a set and takes the harness off

I've come to realize that the Phillies are just not going to be good enough this year. They are hoping that Howard and Utley are going to make a difference but I just don't see it happening. The team needs a change.
- stveshdy

I'm all for the Phillies trading Cliff Lee for Weber.

What has happened with more frequency in the last 3 months? Cliff Lee winning baseball games, or homeless guys getting their faces eaten by bath salt induced zombies?

Tom Sestito ‏@TomSestito23

The guy walking across the falls had a harness on? Thats a waste of time tell me when he grows a set and takes the harness off
- PLindbergh31

I'm hoping Tommy makes the roster next year. He was an absolute force during that Boston Bruins game last year.

I'm hoping Tommy makes the roster next year. He was an absolute force during that Boston Bruins game last year.
- stveshdy

Me too. That was fun to watch someone take it to Chara.... and actually knock him down.

If your work blocked Hbuzz, I'm sure Twitter will be also.
- stveshdy

It's hard to follow hb on your phone, but that's what twitter is for.

Mila Kunis?
- Giroux_Is_God

She speaks Russian, maybe she'd be a positive influence on the goalies.

I turned it off. No sense in watching it. ABC truly embarrassing themselves selling this crap.
- PLindbergh31

And it was ABC who insisted he wear the harness (Wallendas don't...which is why they keep dying) in order to not risk showing a guy dying live on television. Wallenda needed the financing from ABC to produce the stunt, which was pretty expensive to mount.

Good for Hexy. Congrats

Good for Hexy. Congrats
- Jsaquella

Don't forget Mr. Gagne

Disgrace. How can people watch this? Theres no risk involved. Zero pressure. Gutless chump.
- stveshdy

You guys crack me up! Yea, it's gutless.

You guys crack me up! Yea, it's gutless.
- MJL

Sarcasm MJL!!! Now PLind may be a different story.

JvR getting "alternative treatment" for his hip injury? What's that mean? Crystals? Herbs? Acupuncture?