*uses fork to the forehead*
- mr.peanut

Been had again, my head is a cinder block.

Id honestly rather listen to Madonna, her music at least at some point was good, and she has talent, the rest that you mentioned, have none of this going for them.
- eihcnerf

Madonna was good in the 80s. Downhill from there.

Been had again, my head is a cinder block.
- eihcnerf

Explains a lot

*stunners pete*
- mr.peanut

*removes lead from shotgun shells*

*replaces it with course salt*

*removes lead from shotgun shells*

*replaces it with course salt*
- pete26

*uses green mist on pete*

*runs and hides*

Good night everyone. Sleep tight and dont't let the bed bugs bite!

Good night everyone. Sleep tight and dont't let the bed bugs bite!
- mr.peanut

Good night good sir.

Madonna was good in the 80s. Downhill from there.
- jugkope

She was my right hand gal in the 80's.

I'd still (frank) her.

Good night everyone. Sleep tight and dont't let the bed bugs bite!
- mr.peanut

I do what I want with my bed bugs.

Good night everyone. Sleep tight and dont't let the bed bugs bite!
- mr.peanut

Good Night nutters!

Sofakingbored referring to leafsownhabs/ilive4theleafs...

Seriously, I could give myself an Alphabits enema and spray it on my monitor and that poop would be funnier than anything you've ever typed...
- SofaKingBored

Sofakingbored referring to leafsownhabs/ilive4theleafs...

Seriously, I could give myself an Alphabits enema and spray it on my monitor and that poop would be funnier than anything you've ever typed...
- SofaKingBored
- eihcnerf

omg. That hurt my sides.

omg. That hurt my sides.
- Khadgar

Here's another one...


Your wit can be sharpened with a marshmallow...
- SofaKingBored

Here's another one...


Your wit can be sharpened with a marshmallow...
- SofaKingBored
- eihcnerf

Not quite on the same level.

Not quite on the same level.
- Khadgar

Not at all but when i read the alphabits one i am glad i wasnt drinking anything at the time cause well, my screen be (frank)ed.

Not quite on the same level.
- Khadgar

Dude just stop ... Sofa King is filling you in like a JAM TART !

Not at all but when i read the alphabits one i am glad i wasnt drinking anything at the time cause well, my screen be (frank)ed.
- eihcnerf

Yeah it's up there on the funniest things I've read on the internet for a while.

Lol my TSN app on my phone says Perron signed a 4 year 15 dollar contract extention.. Now that's a steal..

Not quite on the same level.
- Khadgar

I liked the subtlety

Yeah it's up there on the funniest things I've read on the internet for a while.
- Khadgar

Me too, i may still be giggling at it in fact.

Sofakingbored referring to leafsownhabs/ilive4theleafs...

Seriously, I could give myself an Alphabits enema and spray it on my monitor and that poop would be funnier than anything you've ever typed...
- SofaKingBored
- eihcnerf

Yikes!

Lol my TSN app on my phone says Perron signed a 4 year 15 dollar contract extention.. Now that's a steal..
- KovyFan27

I don't see the problem with it. He has a pretty good ppg. If it's the concussion I don't think that factors in.

Yikes!
- pete26

The real kicker here Pete? Sofa was right!

The real kicker here Pete? Sofa was right!
- eihcnerf

Watching ctv news, (frank)ing PETA is all over the Calgary Stampede for the calf roping

Good Lord...

I don't see the problem with it. He has a pretty good ppg. If it's the concussion I don't think that factors in.
- Khadgar

It says 15 dollars...