Damn it
- Brian Huddle

Game set and match!

This is a great idea.

I would only make two minor changes.

Instead of throwing in GMs, I would throw in lit matches.

Why would I be throwing in lit matches? Because the second change is replacing baby oil with crude oil.

That's just good TV right there.
- Two_For_Truth

Uh crude oil is weak...burns too smooth. Need something more...explosive.

I say that because Bernier said on TV yesterday his agent had discussions with teams that are "close to home"... He's from the Montreal area. So I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
- Pecafan Fan

Bernier said he would prefer to be close to home. I would prefer to be a billionaire. Doesn't mean I'll get what I want.

Burke also said he's disinterested in unproven goaltenders. It's unfortunate but how can you argue with a guy who is that truculent?

Uh crude oil is weak...burns too smooth. Need something more...explosive.
- celata29

NAPALM. Smells like..... victory.

NAPALM. Smells like..... victory.
- Brian Huddle

Agent Orange?

Uh crude oil is weak...burns too smooth. Need something more...explosive.
- celata29

Typical American. Can't enjoy the slow burn.

Agent Orange?
- celata29

Bernier said he would prefer to be close to home. I would prefer to be a billionaire. Doesn't mean I'll get what I want.

Burke also said he's disinterested in unproven goaltenders. It's unfortunate but how can you argue with a guy who is that truculent?
- Two_For_Truth

He also said his agent received calls from teams that are close to home.

Typical American. Can't enjoy the slow burn.
- Two_For_Truth

Not when it comes to shi tty players no one wants. Rather see them just dissappear. Their presence has already made us suffer enough. To prolong their suffering would prolong ours as well.

- Brian Huddle

Best part of the movie is the soundtrack. lol.

NAPALM. Smells like..... victory.
- Brian Huddle

Can't use napalm unless it's before 12PM.

Erm..... Kinda. I forgot bout Hemsky as well. I know Leafs Fans get a hard time for over valuing their players,but literally every team's fans only ever offer the same three guys or so for trades.
- walshyleafsfan1

Oiler fans aren't itching to get rid of Hemsky.

Best part of the movie is the soundtrack. lol.
- LeafMan

this war is gonna end someday

He also said his agent received calls from teams that are close to home.
- Pecafan Fan

Well only leaves the Leafs, Sens, Habs, Winnipeg and Bruins, possibly New Jersey and Islanders.

Best part of the movie is the soundtrack. lol.
- LeafMan

The horror.....


THE HORRROR!!!!

He also said his agent received calls from teams that are close to home.
- Pecafan Fan

Then they probably didn't come from Burke. Probably Boston and/or Buffalo.

Then they probably didn't come from Burke. Probably Boston and/or Buffalo.
- Two_For_Truth

What would Boston have to give for Bernier...wouldn't want it to be more than a first.

What would Boston have to give for Bernier...wouldn't want it to be more than a first.
- celata29

Piss off. You already have Rask. Stop screwing us over.

Not when it comes to shi tty players no one wants. Rather see them just dissappear. Their presence has already made us suffer enough. To prolong their suffering would prolong ours as well.
- celata29

The more painful the punishment, the stronger the deterrent for future players to play like crap.

Piss off. You already have Rask. Stop screwing us over.
- walshyleafsfan1

Lol...I love Rask. That's why I wouldn't want to bring Bernier in. Rask has been waiting for his number one spot to be solidified. Bringing in Bernier would be a slap in the face...something we wouldn't want to do to our expected franchise goalie when he is on a one year deal.

The more painful the punishment, the stronger the deterrent for future players to play like crap.
- Two_For_Truth

Ah so you think capital punishment prevents murders

See what i did there...

Yeah, this one's a toughie...
- Flyfreaky

how'd the ride on the boardwalk go?

What would Boston have to give for Bernier...wouldn't want it to be more than a first.
- celata29

Khudobin and McQuaid? Draft picks? What do the Kings need?

I delete any joke about cancer when I see it, have seen enough of it with my family and have no time for idiots who think it is funny or think they are being funny.
- LeafMan

I respectfully disagree.

Having just watched a teammate die of stomach cancer, humour is needed. Even if it is dark humour.

If he was healthy, and in the dressing room, we would have been happy throwing insults back and forth.

So when he was terminal, and in the palliative care room of the hospital, to not treat him like one of the guys would have been wrong.

Anyhoo, probably too heavy for Hockeybuzz on a Friday. Didn't want to open up this can of worms, but this wound is still a little fresh with me.

Wow, way too many metaphors there.

this war is gonna end someday
- Dozzer

Not a big fan of War movies or gangster movies, they are all the same, if I do watch a war movie, it is The Longest Day.