*faints*
- hon_hon_hon

Jackpot

That's all it takes to make your team tougher. They should have hired Gary Roberts the day he retired from the NHL. He's the toughest guy in the league still and that's how you build a winner.
- weirdoh

ok

Yeah, not enough tongue, can you do better?
- Prolific_Scorer

I lost my tongue in a 1988 boating accident.

thanks for bringing back the memories of that horrific day.

that's ok. I'll survive. it's not like I lost a family member or something...
- dt99999

my mom's having a dinner party tonight. wanna come on by for a glass of pinot grigio?

I lost my tongue in a 1988 boating accident.

thanks for bringing back the memories of that horrific day.
- dt99999

I am sorry i mentioned it. How did you manage to bum all of Howie's smokes without being able to ask for them?

my mom's having a dinner party tonight. wanna come on by for a glass of pinot grigio?
- DoubleDown

Is there a prize for whoever finds the long black mole hair in their pasta?

my mom's having a dinner party tonight. wanna come on by for a glass of pinot grigio?
- DoubleDown

sure, I don't think I can make it for dinner as I have plans but I'm definitely in for dessert, coffee and the company.

Any dessert in particular I should bring?

I am sorry i mentioned it. How did you manage to bum all of Howie's smokes without being able to ask for them?
- Prolific_Scorer

I just grabbed the pack from his jacket and gave him a thumbs up.

I just grabbed the pack from his jacket and gave him a thumbs up.
- dt99999

He didnt charge you with assault? Find that hard to believe.

Is there a prize for whoever finds the long black mole hair in their pasta?
- weirdoh

I believe i may have a LA Kings fan victim soon.

I just grabbed the pack from his jacket and gave him a thumbs up.
- dt99999

I went to some apartment and reconnected. The guy inside was a rough looking guy, tats all up his arms and neck. He tells me he just moved here from Miami and was amazed how quiet it is. Something came up with prices and he was amazed how much Listerene cost. Then I made the joke that they have to keep the prices high so the bums don't buy up all the stock and drink it all. His response:


"Holy (frank), you know what? I was downtown and these 2 native homeless guys asked for change. They had the freshest breath....that makes (frank)ing sense."

Is there a prize for whoever finds the long black mole hair in their pasta?
- weirdoh

hey man it's better than sloppy joes and passing around a jug of low-grade diesel.

hey man it's better than sloppy joes and passing around a jug of low-grade diesel.
- DoubleDown

you in ny this weekend?

I went to some apartment and reconnected. The guy inside was a rough looking guy, tats all up his arms and neck. He tells me he just moved here from Miami and was amazed how quiet it is. Something came up with prices and he was amazed how much Listerene cost. Then I made the joke that they have to keep the prices high so the bums don't buy up all the stock and drink it all. His response:


"Holy (frank), you know what? I was downtown and these 2 native homeless guys asked for change. They had the freshest breath....that makes (frank)ing sense."
- weirdoh

haha guess he didn't recognize you from your night job.

hey man it's better than sloppy joes and passing around a jug of low-grade diesel.
- DoubleDown

Diesel? What's the diesel for? Diesel will neither get you drunk or high. If you need ideas please refer to the listerene post above or please use the usual gas comment.

sure, I don't think I can make it for dinner as I have plans but I'm definitely in for dessert, coffee and the company.

Any dessert in particular I should bring?
- dt99999

no i think there's plenty. i think she bought a trifle.

hey man it's better than sloppy joes and passing around a jug of low-grade diesel.
- DoubleDown

I believe you have been had if you believe that bullpoop. Dont knock it til ya tried it. What QC whine and cheese will be served at the mole hair party?

haha guess he didn't recognize you from your night job.
- dt99999

Yeah that's probably what it was.

no i think there's plenty. i think she bought a trifle.
- DoubleDown

well I can't show up empty handed like some peasant... does she like flowers?

I went to some apartment and reconnected. The guy inside was a rough looking guy, tats all up his arms and neck. He tells me he just moved here from Miami and was amazed how quiet it is. Something came up with prices and he was amazed how much Listerene cost. Then I made the joke that they have to keep the prices high so the bums don't buy up all the stock and drink it all. His response:


"Holy (frank), you know what? I was downtown and these 2 native homeless guys asked for change. They had the freshest breath....that makes (frank)ing sense."
- weirdoh

Yeah that's probably what it was.
- weirdoh

way to take the piss out of it

©davies

gotta say those are tough to recover from
- dt99999

you in ny this weekend?
- Le_Moderateur

no way dude I'm staying here

You were looking at shemales from bangkok probably
- Symba007

I see that you've watched Hungover 2 lately.

well I can't show up empty handed like some peasant... does she like flowers?
- dt99999

she likes weed.