Seriously Gizmo? That's what you were afraid to say.

Good lord.


I had a friend tell me that he always tells girls he's small, this way they have low expectations. He said it's a pleasant surprise if they feel he was wrong.

I personally think he's an ass.
- HonkFortheGoose

I just (frank) a midget to make myself feel better.

Seriously Gizmo? That's what you were afraid to say.

Good lord.


I had a friend tell me that he always tells girls he's small, this way they have low expectations. He said it's a pleasant surprise if they feel he was wrong.

I personally think he's an ass.
- HonkFortheGoose

I just (frank) a midget to make myself feel better.
- dadeadhead

That's the dream

I just (frank) a midget to make myself feel better.
- dadeadhead

why does this not surprise me?

- gerbe75pts

That or she goes to pull it out and realizes by the sticky mess she isn't going to be pleasured.

why does this not surprise me?
- HonkFortheGoose

What?



They have really small hands.

so are you guys excited about that Dinosaur BBQ coming to buffalo ?

why does this not surprise me?
- HonkFortheGoose

Because humor and sex are both about delivery and timing?

That or she goes to pull it out and realizes by the sticky mess she isn't going to be pleasured.
- dadeadhead

o wow

so are you guys excited about that Dinosaur BBQ coming to buffalo ?
- gerbe75pts

I'm excited and I live in Maryland....

Because humor and sex are both about delivery and timing?
- DixonWard

No, really it's just because it's DD and I know how he is. Others (like Gizmo) tiptoe around sometimes when I'm here because they don't want to offend me (or whatever). DD just says what he wants. It's part of the reason I really respect what he has to say to be honest. Funny how that works, isn't it?

so are you guys excited about that Dinosaur BBQ coming to buffalo ?
- gerbe75pts

No. Unlike your mother, I know how to cook.

so are you guys excited about that Dinosaur BBQ coming to buffalo ?
- gerbe75pts

Nope. Kentucky Greg's all the way. It's the best and the prices are amazing.

No, really it's just because it's DD and I know how he is. Others (like Gizmo) tiptoe around sometimes when I'm here because they don't want to offend me (or whatever). DD just says what he wants. It's part of the reason I really respect what he has to say to be honest. Funny how that works, isn't it?
- HonkFortheGoose

Chicks dig the bumholes.

No, really it's just because it's DD and I know how he is. Others (like Gizmo) tiptoe around sometimes when I'm here because they don't want to offend me (or whatever). DD just says what he wants. It's part of the reason I really respect what he has to say to be honest. Funny how that works, isn't it?
- HonkFortheGoose

I will give it a try someday

No. Unlike your mother, I know how to cook.
- dadeadhead

I can cook. I just don't enjoy it.

Made some Spicy Citrus Shrimp over the weekend though. It was amazing.

o wow
- gerbe75pts

Keep laughing limp Richard, you're almost out of your prime.

Nope. Kentucky Greg's all the way. It's the best and the prices are amazing.
- HonkFortheGoose

i wow i have never been there

Keep laughing limp Richard, you're almost out of your prime.
- dadeadhead

No. Unlike your mother, I know how to cook.
- dadeadhead

yea she sucks

i wow i have never been there
- gerbe75pts

There's one on Rt 20 in Orchard Park. The original one is just down the street from my house. I can walk there in 3 minutes. Just don't go on Sunday. They're closed.

I can cook. I just don't enjoy it.

Made some Spicy Citrus Shrimp over the weekend though. It was amazing.
- HonkFortheGoose

sounds good .

- gerbe75pts

I lol'd on that one I almost couldn't type it.

I wonder what the day crew will think of all of this?

Will all this knowledge and wisdom be lost on them?

There's one on Rt 20 in Orchard Park. The original one is just down the street from my house. I can walk there in 3 minutes. Just don't go on Sunday. They're closed.
- HonkFortheGoose

i will have to try that some time ..