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Great... now Garth is gonna have to change his shorts...

This one time... I saw The Freak Himself cure a blind man, deliver a baby, end the lockout, and save us from the Fiscal Cliff. All at the same time. While juggling chainsaws. That were on fire. Underneath 12 defenseless puppies.

Also,

http://imageshack.us/phot.../my-images/705/garth.png/

(I don't take credit for this).

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