Michael Pachla: Under pressure

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Suck it Jabronis.

Great read!

Michael Pachla: Under pressure
- Michael Pachla

Need Brady to deflate some of it .

Michael Pachla: Under pressure
- Michael Pachla

Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Sabres players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do the Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and the Buffalo Sabres?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do college students and the Sabres have in common?
A: They've both finished their year by April.

Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Buffalo Sabres with 23 lesbians?
A: 46 people that don't do d!ck!
- homiedclown

I never bought that Bylsma hype. I took a ton of poop from the fan boys and excuse makers when I said that after he signed. Now the Penguins fans feel bad for us. That's when you know it's bad.

We're all dying because the Sabres suck....

We're all dying because the Sabres suck....
- jochfr

Well I'm drinking more, which is killing me slowly, so yeah.

We're all dying because the Sabres suck....
- jochfr

Witches ball tonight at the Statler will cheer me up

Q: How do you keep a Sabres player from jerking off?
A: You paint his d!ck Flyers orange and black and he won't beat it for years!

Well I'm drinking more, which is killing me slowly, so yeah.
- Buffalo--Sabres

Livers will be cheap by the time you will need one .

Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Buffalo Sabres with 23 lesbians?
A: 46 people that don't do d!ck!
- homiedclown

I think the Little Drummer Boy should perform at your office party.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AWs8/best-buy-drummer-boy

- cabin

Q: What's the difference between FNC and a red light district?
A: In a red light district, you pay $300 bucks and somebody scores.

Livers will be cheap by the time you will need one .
- cabin

That's what I'm hoping

That's what I'm hoping
- Buffalo--Sabres

My girls says to me this morning .. "you drank 11 beers last night"
I said no i didn't . (lies)

My girls says to me this morning .. "you drank 11 beers last night"
I said no i didn't . (lies)
- cabin

That's why you have to slip the occasional mixed drink in there.


How's W'field treating you?

That's why you have to slip the occasional mixed drink in there.


How's W'field treating you?
- Buffalo--Sabres

awesome . Should have moved out there years ago.

Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Buffalo Sabres with 23 lesbians?
A: 46 people that don't do d!ck!
- homiedclown

By far the best one yet.

The Tank is strong with this team!

awesome . Should have moved out there years ago.
- cabin

You probably enjoyed some killer back yard fires this summer.

You probably enjoyed some killer back yard fires this summer.
- Buffalo--Sabres

Hells yeah.

This is like 5 years old, this chick was onto something.