Michael Pachla: You know what many WNY sports fans will be doing for seven hours today?

‘Twas the night before game day, when all through Gillette

Not a camera was filming, at least they weren’t yet

The game balls were placed in the locker with care

Just how I like them, without too much air

The receivers were nestled all snug in their cots

While visions of Tre White haunted their thoughts

And Bob in his towel, and I in my Uggs

Had just settled in for a nice rub n tug

When down on the field there arose such a clatter

I opened my sensory deprivation therapy chamber to see what was the matter

When what to my cold, dead eyes should appear

But 53 monsters that filled me with fear

When I saw them I gasped and my body got chills

I knew in a moment it must be the Bills

Like stampeding hooves, the coach’s claps they came

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

“Now, Beasley! Now, Brown! Now, Devin and Dawson!

On, Poyer! On, Hyde! On, Phillips and Lawson!

To the top of the East! We won’t stop til it’s done!

Let’s murder that weirdo who frenches his son”

All over the field the defensive backs flew

And they picked off each terrible pass that I threw

As I faked a handoff and was turning around

Up through the gut Oliver came with a bound

He was dressed in all white, from his helmet to cleats

And he yelled when he saw me, “You’re dead (frank)ing meat!”

He flung me with ease, right onto my back

It was not even halftime and he had his 3rd sack

Then back to the huddle he went with a jog

A bruise on my thigh, from his monster hog

And I heard him exclaim like a voice from on high:

“The process befalls you! Get ready to die!”
- Powerslave

So my brother gets us Rise of Skywalker tickets for 6:45 tonight.

I'm like, the BILLS!

Hoping for some cheering in the movie theater.

Michael Pachla: You know what many WNY sports fans will be doing for seven hours today?
- Michael Pachla

watching winston and perriman win me a fantasy title then the bills crushing the pats

So my brother gets us Rise of Skywalker tickets for 6:45 tonight.

I'm like, the BILLS!

Hoping for some cheering in the movie theater.
- Powerslave

WTF


seriously a million showings and you have to leave before halftime

You tell your brother to enjoy the movie. You watch the Bills hopefully squeak out a win over the Patriots. And then you leave to catch a later showing so your brother doesn't return and tell you everything.

If I had Zubaz pants, I would be wearing them right now.

You tell your brother to enjoy the movie. You watch the Bills hopefully squeak out a win over the Patriots. And then you leave to catch a later showing so your brother doesn't return and tell you everything.
- The Don

Right?

Christmas Miracle

I was bullied to spend the weekend at the in laws

Thank you Sabres and Bills for helping the time pass

WTF


seriously a million showings and you have to leave before halftime
- homiedclown

I have the dvr set.

Hopefully I have something to watch after the movie

Listening to people complain about Skinner and Allen.

Listening to people complain about Skinner and Allen.
- SABRES 89

Johansson has statistically been one of the worst centers in hockey this year, but they keep putting him there, with Skinner on the wing.

It’s hilarious

Johansson has statistically been one of the worst centers in hockey this year, but they keep putting him there, with Skinner on the wing.

It’s hilarious
- sbroads24

I'm not kidding, if he continues to perform this way he has to be bought out of the final year of his deal.

Can't pay 4.5 mil for AHL production next year

I'm not kidding, if he continues to perform this way he has to be bought out of the final year of his deal.

Can't pay 4.5 mil for AHL production next year
- Sabresfan-365

No chance, Botterill will not buy out any player. He does not like dead money.

Johansson has statistically been one of the worst centers in hockey this year, but they keep putting him there, with Skinner on the wing.

It’s hilarious
- sbroads24

This whole team looks lost.

No chance, Botterill will not buy out any player. He does not like dead money.
- SABRES 89

That's what Mojo looks like right now

That's what Mojo looks like right now
- Sabresfan-365

EROD makes 2 mill a year, let that sink in.

Never thought I would be glad to see UllMark in net

I'm not kidding, if he continues to perform this way he has to be bought out of the final year of his deal.

Can't pay 4.5 mil for AHL production next year
- Sabresfan-365

Or get a center and play him at wing.

But it take 58 months for Botts to make. Trade.

Or get a center and play him at wing.

But it take 58 months for Botts to make. Trade.
- ImThatGuy

Need a couple players to produce when Jack Is not on the ice

All I want for Christmas is the Trade Deadline.

Good zone pressure ruined by none other than 90

Bogo has been awful so far .....

Christmas Miracle

I was bullied to spend the weekend at the in laws

Thank you Sabres and Bills for helping the time pass
- doctordizzle

Bogo has been awful so far .....
- Sabretooth9

Can't be, Razor said he made a good play.