Mike Augello: Toronto Maple Leafs Top-40 Prospects - #27

First! This never happens, and I hate people that post this.

I hate myself (E5)

I kid, I kid.

First! This never happens, and I hate people that post this.

I hate myself (E5)

I kid, I kid.
- Whipper

Don't feel bad.

We all hate you too.

Don't feel bad.

We all hate you too.
- Atomic Wedgie

4th is the best number, anyways.

thats all?

Neymar's Al-Hilal contract includes:

£2.5m a week
£70k win bonus
£430k per social media post promoting Saudi Arabia
25 bedroom mansion; 3 saunas
Sous chef
5 x full-time house staff
Private plane on-call 24/7
8 cars, 24/7 chauffeur
Hotels, restaurants, activities, all covered

Don't feel bad.

We all hate you too.
- Atomic Wedgie

thats all?
- senstroll

£430k per social media post promoting Saudi Arabia

I'd be pulling a Zez on my twitter. Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to posts.

thats all?
- senstroll

all covered...including his wife and mistresses.

I'd be pulling a Zez on my twitter. Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to posts.
- GreatGigInTheSky

hire someone to do that FULL time....non stop for 2yrs

Have willie, Marner and or Matthews been traded yet?
Cause this team needs an enema.

thats all?
- senstroll

So whats he need the $175million for?

thats all?
- senstroll

70k per win, but 430k per social media post.

There is ZERO confusion about what he's there for

#sportwashing

thats all?
- senstroll

Kushner says hold my Chateaux Margaux

70k per win, but 430k per social media post.

There is ZERO confusion about what he's there for

#sportwashing
- Whipper

1 post a day on twitter for 2yrs, that's 730 tweets...at 430K, that's 313.9M

Neymar's Al-Hilal contract includes:

£2.5m a week
£70k win bonus
£430k per social media post promoting Saudi Arabia
25 bedroom mansion; 3 saunas
Sous chef
5 x full-time house staff
Private plane on-call 24/7
8 cars, 24/7 chauffeur
Hotels, restaurants, activities, all covered


thats all?
- senstroll

Steam room >>>> sauna.

Steam room >>>> sauna.
- Atomic Wedgie

depends who is in it with you

1 post a day on twitter for 2yrs, that's 730 tweets...at 430K, that's 313.9M
- Symba007

I'd promote Saudi Arabia soccer for 1% of that.

I'd promote Saudi Arabia soccer for 1% of that.
- Scabeh

you have 3 followers, 2 of them are Mr Peanut and his alt account.

70k per win, but 430k per social media post.

There is ZERO confusion about what he's there for

#sportwashing
- Whipper

If it's in a contract, you wonder what would prevent him from simply tweeting "I love Saudi Arabia" every hour for a month.

hire someone to do that FULL time....non stop for 2yrs
- Symba007

"Yeah, it's unliveably hot here, but I got a mansion with AC and a 5 pools. Nothing beats #SaudiArabiaLife"

"They gave me a cool ass Falcon.

#SaudiArabiaLife"

Having a Falcon would be (frank)ing awesome.

depends who is in it with you
- Symba007

It's purely theoretical at this point, but Zezel did say he'd go 5 shades of grey on my ass.

And I still have two gorgeous striploin steaks, a couple bottles of red wine, and a tazer gun...

you have 3 followers, 2 of them are Mr Peanut and his alt account.
- Symba007

Fine.

0,5% of that.

It's purely theoretical at this point, but Zezel did say he'd go 5 shades of grey on my ass.

And I still have two gorgeous striploin steaks, a couple bottles of red wine, and a tazer gun...
- Atomic Wedgie

Nix on the red wine in Saudi Arabia. Taser is fine though.

Kushner says hold my Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine
- Canada Cup

Fixed