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Jason Gold ‏@JayGold85
Top 3 NHL salaries in 1997-1998:
1) Sergei Fedorov ($28M)
2) Joe Sakic ($17M)
3) Chris Gratton ($10M)
*no typos*

I managed 68 minutes last time I did the grind with my brother-in-law who's a smoker. I did 57 mintues the time before that. But I've only done it twice in the last 6 or 7 years.

Jason Gold ‏@JayGold85
Top 3 NHL salaries in 1997-1998:
1) Sergei Fedorov ($28M)
2) Joe Sakic ($17M)
3) Chris Gratton ($10M)
*no typos*
- AlexF

Well, at least Sakic was earning his money...

I managed 68 minutes last time I did the grind with my brother-in-law who's a smoker. I did 57 mintues the time before that. But I've only done it twice in the last 6 or 7 years.
- micah555

Got 52 last time I went and it nearly killed me

Jason Gold ‏@JayGold85
Top 3 NHL salaries in 1997-1998:
1) Sergei Fedorov ($28M)
2) Joe Sakic ($17M)
3) Chris Gratton ($10M)
*no typos*
- AlexF

That's insane

I managed 68 minutes last time I did the grind with my brother-in-law who's a smoker. I did 57 mintues the time before that. But I've only done it twice in the last 6 or 7 years.
- micah555

54 mins was my best time last year, hard for us 200 + lbs'ers

54 mins was my best time last year, hard for us 200 + lbs'ers
- anavar

I can't use that excuse unfortunately

Got 52 last time I went and it nearly killed me
- bezz44

Dustin Byfuglien holds the record at 23 minutes I think.

Dustin Byfuglien holds the record at 23 minutes I think.
- classic321

Did he use a helicopter? 23 mins sounds like about the length of time it would take a heli to haul his fat ass up the mountain

Did he use a helicopter? 23 mins sounds like about the length of time it would take a heli to haul his fat ass up the mountain
- bezz44

Or 23mins to get his fat ass out of the gondola.

Did he use a helicopter? 23 mins sounds like about the length of time it would take a heli to haul his fat ass up the mountain
- bezz44

Guy is the biggest anomaly in the NHL.

How a player can continually become so out of shape in the off-season and get back into shape before the start of the season is insane.

Dustin Byfuglien holds the record at 23 minutes I think.
- classic321

I think the record is around 25mins, too lazy to check.

I think the record is around 25mins, too lazy to check.
- anavar

You sound suspiciously like D Buff... You said you were over 200lbs?

Guy is the biggest anomaly in the NHL.

How a player can continually become so out of shape in the off-season and get back into shape before the start of the season is insane.
- classic321

Binge lifestyle. His organs will hate him until the moment they fail

You sound suspiciously like D Buff... You said you were over 200lbs?
- bezz44

this is a photo of me at an event last year, you be the judge

this is a photo of me at an event last year, you be the judge

- anavar

Christ... He/you must be 300+ in that pic.

Christ... He/you must be 300+ in that pic.
- DrChristianTroy

this is a photo of me at an event last year, you be the judge

- anavar

Seriously though, does he just roll around on a scooter all summer eating beer-filled donuts?
Edit: You could fit two Seabrooks in there

Guy is the biggest anomaly in the NHL.

How a player can continually become so out of shape in the off-season and get back into shape before the start of the season is insane.
- classic321

Ovi8 has a bit of that feast and famine approach as well. They will get to a point where the weight on these guys will take much longer to come off. For now though they seems to rival Robert De Niro's weight gain/loss performance in Ranging Bull every summer.

Seriously though, does he just roll around on a scooter all summer eating beer-filled donuts?
Edit: You could fit two Seabrooks in there
- bezz44

could totally fit two seabrooks in one buff

this is a photo of me at an event last year, you be the judge

- anavar

Funniest hockey-related picture in history IMO, laugh for a few minutes every time I see it. My fastest time was 36 minutes

Ovi8 has a bit of that feast and famine approach as well. They will get to a point where the weight on these guys will take much longer to come off. For now though they seems to rival Robert De Niro's weight gain/loss performance in Ranging Bull every summer.
- AlexF

Age is not kind to the yo-yo weight gainers

Funniest hockey-related picture in history IMO, laugh for a few minutes every time I see it. My fastest time was 36 minutes
- eternalcashflow

poop I didn't know Trev was on these boards

That's insane
- bezz44

Whats insane is Federov got that after sitting out part of the season and demanding that. He got that for playing like 43 games, the playoffs included in that. That was just for 21 regular season games.