GARTH'S CORNER: Do You Know The Way To Evand-Jose?

Garf , if Kane signs , would you consider the late 1st and whatever other garbage the Sabres got a Treasure Trove?
Who am I kidding, you’ll call it that even if he doesn’t sign there.

Kane is an enigma wrapped up in a conundrum. Garth chooses to see him as a well liked teammate. A 30 goal scorer. A winner However, the facts don’t back up those qualities.
That being said, Kane’s inability to stay healthy is probably his biggest impediment to him signing a big deal

GARTH'S CORNER: Do You Know The Way To Evand-Jose?
- garth

Garth, I figured out your problem!

Do you write these headlines yourself? What the heck does this one even mean?

Do you write these headlines yourself? What the heck does this one even mean?
- Firebrand

The unintelligibility is how you know Garth wrote it.

"The San Jose Sharks gave teh Knights all they could handle, but in the end, Marc Andre Fleury and his Golden Misfit brothers banded together to tame teh Sharks and ground the Jets."

Yep they sure did that's why Vegas won the series 4-2....

"Kane, the #1 pending UFSA on the market come July 1"





Watching Garf try to push for Kane to sign with SJ so he can claim the Sabres got a first rounder is pathetic,... keep pleading idiot

Funny Dreger reporting the team with zero chance at Tavares is the Sabres. Thought Moulson was a reason for JT to join the sabres. You know good friends bla,bla ,bla. Have yet to see this guy [Garth] right about anything. They will get a really good player in the draft so write about that. It would be hard to get that wrong.

Funny Dreger reporting the team with zero chance at Tavares is the Sabres. Thought Moulson was a reason for JT to join the sabres. You know good friends bla,bla ,bla. Have yet to see this guy
- johnnypie[Garth] right about anything. They will get a really good player in the draft so write about that. It would be hard to get that wrong.

Garth write about something that's a sure thing, INCONCEIVABLE.

GARTH'S CORNER: Do You Know The Way To Evand-Jose?
- garth

What does teh acronym UFSA stand for, and does it differ from UFA, of which John Tavares is teh #1 pending? I'll hang up and listen.

Kane learned a valuable lesson in that you can't win until you learn how to lose.
- garf

That's a lesson he's been "learning" his entire professional career, not something he just stumbled upon in San Jose.

What does teh acronym UFSA stand for, and does it differ from UFA, of which John Tavares is teh #1 pending? I'll hang up and listen.
- Deeps27

Unrestricted
Free
Standing (Sitting) (poopting) (Stranded)
Agent

*V*A*N*C*O*U*V*E*R will either sign him or drive his price up so much it hurts anyone who does sign him.

This is no secret. Clearly you must have your sources in Van.....







#teh

What did Kane eat for lunch?

Still can't find anything else to write about ?

Funny Dreger reporting the team with zero chance at Tavares is the Sabres. Thought Moulson was a reason for JT to join the sabres. You know good friends bla,bla ,bla. Have yet to see this guy
- johnnypie[Garth] right about anything. They will get a really good player in the draft so write about that. It would be hard to get that wrong.

Moulson is so far from Buffalo hes got no pull in bringing any player there.

Oh Jesus ...

Oh Jesus ...
- John Jaeckel

What? Garf is a genius dontcha know? He negotiated Kane’s new deal for him and all...