Mike Augello: Anticipating the future - Andreas Johnsson

SUCK IT ZEZEL

Thanks Mike

I hope Bobby is busy polishing glasses and making sure the beer lines are clean!

I hope Bobby is busy polishing glasses and making sure the beer lines are clean!
- Atomic Wedgie

You can head out to Guelph Wedgie. I'll buy you a beer.

You can head out to Guelph Wedgie. I'll buy you a beer.
- Aetherial

You know Mrs. Wedgie would never give me permission to do that.

You know Mrs. Wedgie would never give me permission to do that.
- Atomic Wedgie

You can’t buy a stupid hockey table, you can’t go to Guelph to make out with Aeth. Being married sucks.

Did someone open a window in here today?

Mike Augello: Anticipating the future - Andreas Johnsson
- mikeinbuffalo

lol johnson

You can’t buy a stupid hockey table, you can’t go to Guelph to make out with Aeth. Being married sucks.
- Steven_Seagull

Mrs. Wedgie doesn't like me.

SUCK IT ZEZEL
- Steven_Seagull

No!

Wait, I mean yes...!

Darn.

I spouse the Wings could give up a 2nd (oilers pick) for Johnsson

I spouse the Wings could give up a 2nd (oilers pick) for Johnsson
- HenryHockey

you spouse?

SUCK IT ZEZEL
- Steven_Seagull

Should that be lick it!


unless he's into joga

You can head out to Guelph Wedgie. I'll buy you a beer.
- Aetherial

Guelph is great

What does a 20g mid 6 winger fetch?

SUCK IT ZEZEL
- Steven_Seagull

What does a 20g mid 6 winger fetch?
- Nighthawk

Like, one fiddy...

Guelph is great
- Fakepartofme

Said no one ever.


Speaking of which, ALL of S.Ontario is horawful. Even when I have to dip down to Orillia I gag a little.

Sure these are big numbers but think of the Karens with their roots showing.

UC Berkley study, the first of its kind in this pandemic to be fully peer-reviewed, estimates that lockdown measures imposed in China, South Korea, Italy, Iran, France and the United States prevented over 500 million infections across all six countries as of April 6, which is when the study ended. As a result it estimates between 1.4 million lives and 4.5 million lives were saved.

C.C.'s Poetry Corner

Epitaph on a Tyrant
W.H. Auden, 1939

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

C.C.'s Poetry Corner

Epitaph on a Tyrant
W.H. Auden, 1939

Perfection, of a kind, was what he was after,
And the poetry he invented was easy to understand;
He knew human folly like the back of his hand,
And was greatly interested in armies and fleets;
When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,
And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

- Canada Cup

Amazing

Guelph is great
- Fakepartofme

It's not bad for a city...I lived there...needs a lake (not the man-made one)

Unholy Goalie, JFJ - It's called 'institutional racism', and yes, it occurs in this very sport of hockey, right here in Toronto. Just listen - listen - for once, to someone else's experience. Listen to Kevin Weekes' experiences. They are very different from your own, I'm guessing. It's ok to listen.

https://www.tsn.ca/radio/...hockey-and-more-1.1483987

Amazing
- Zezel

Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Roger Waters

Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry
Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You (frank)ed up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry
Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You got to stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry