this is why i destroy any and all spiders.

they're evil, ugly little (frank)ers and i don't like them.
- kicksave856

I don't have many spiders in my home.

They're all getting eaten by that mother (frank)er in my basement.

please love me!
- Pat1993

okay maybe i wouldn't kill that one.

Regular trips to Wildwood, NJ are mandatory when you are a Québec province resident.
- stinger67

hit me up next time! i'm like 40 minutes from wildwood. we'll get wawa coffee together.

I don't have many spiders in my home.

They're all getting eaten by that mother (frank)er in my basement.


- Scabeh

wtf is that, Ivanka Trump without plastic surgery?

wtf is that, Ivanka Trump without plastic surgery?
- Symba007

One of the pedes or an earwig

wtf is that, Ivanka Trump without plastic surgery?
- Symba007

yeah it's like a centipede on steroids. I saw one once crawling on the floor and freaked out lol

One of the pedes or an earwig
- Takemedrunkimhome

it's a centipede. my mortal enemy.

earwigs have pinchers on them. they're mother(frank)ers too.

Really...? That's (frank)ed up... lol


edit: Hanneman died of liver failure on May 2, 2013, in a Southern California hospital near his home.
- Pat1993[11][12] On May 9, 2013, the official cause of death was announced as alcohol-related cirrhosis. Hanneman and his family had apparently been unaware of the extent of the condition until shortly before his death.


So he did get bit by a spider, but the alcohol killed him lol

It definitely didn't help!

He dealt with necrotic flesh and all that poop from it too. It wasn't pretty. Also, he was a raging alcoholic which alcoholism isn't known for it's healing properties.

EDIT: He was also a raging Nazi.

Is Slayer Howards favorite band??

It definitely didn't help!

He dealt with necrotic flesh and all that poop from it too. It wasn't pretty. Also, he was a raging alcoholic which alcoholism isn't known for it's healing properties.
- Snots33_77

There's probably a metal band with that name lol...

There's probably a metal band with that name lol...
- Pat1993

You don't know the half of it!! There are some (frank)ed up names out there.

Just for fun.....Look up the names of all of the Cannibal Corpse songs! It's a god damn riot!

yeah it's like a centipede on steroids. I saw one once crawling on the floor and freaked out lol
- Pat1993

They are disgusting bumholes and I usually have some crawling around my basement because of the humidity.

The good: No other insects lives around my house.

The bad: My girlfriend won't go to the basement anymore because they truly are ugly/scary mother (frank)ers.

The other good: I can be in the basement and watch the game in peace.

There's probably a metal band with that name lol...
- Pat1993

asp has all their albums.

There's probably a metal band with that name lol...
- Pat1993

A Brazilian biologist who specializes in spiders — and who likes heavy metal — has discovered four new spider species and named them after the lead singers of Iron Maiden, Scorpions, Def Leppard and the Brazilian band Angra.

Extraordinarius bruceickinsoni, Extraordinarius klausmeinei, Extraordinarius rickalleni and Extraordinarius andrematosi are now spider species named after Bruce Richardinson, Rick Allen, Klaus Meine and Brazilian singer Andre Matos.

https://www.pri.org/stori...nd-names-them-after-heavy

They are disgusting bumholes and I usually have some crawling around my basement because of the humidity.

The good: No other insects lives around my house.

The bad: My girlfriend won't go to the basement anymore because they truly are ugly/scary mother (frank)ers.

The other good: I can be in the basement and watch the game in peace.
- Scabeh

only your not in peace down there. you're in danger. those centipedes want to kill us.

kill us.

Not impressed with Kotkaniemi at all. I know he’s still young and maybe I’m a little bitter they didn’t take Brady Tkachuk. He just looks so slow and clumsy to me.

Nick Suzuki is gonna be a star. That kid is so talented

You don't know the half of it!! There are some (frank)ed up names out there.

Just for fun.....Look up the names of all of the Cannibal Corpse songs! It's a god damn riot!
- Snots33_77

Do you know a band called Anal female genitalia?

They have classic hits such as "I Lit Your Baby On Fire" and "Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"

asp has all their albums.
- kicksave856

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A Brazilian biologist who specializes in spiders — and who likes heavy metal — has discovered four new spider species and named them after the lead singers of Iron Maiden, Scorpions, Def Leppard and the Brazilian band Angra.

Extraordinarius bruceickinsoni, Extraordinarius klausmeinei, Extraordinarius rickalleni and Extraordinarius andrematosi are now spider species named after Bruce Richardinson, Rick Allen, Klaus Meine and Brazilian singer Andre Matos.

https://www.pri.org/stori...nd-names-them-after-heavy
- AGalchenyuk27

A Brazilian biologist who specializes in spiders — and who likes heavy metal — has discovered four new spider species and named them after the lead singers of Iron Maiden, Scorpions, Def Leppard and the Brazilian band Angra.

Extraordinarius bruceickinsoni, Extraordinarius klausmeinei, Extraordinarius rickalleni and Extraordinarius andrematosi are now spider species named after Bruce Richardinson, Rick Allen, Klaus Meine and Brazilian singer Andre Matos.

https://www.pri.org/stori...nd-names-them-after-heavy
- AGalchenyuk27

that's pretty cool

Do you know a band called Anal female genitalia?

They have classic hits such as "I Lit Your Baby On Fire" and "Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"
- Pat1993

Absolutely! That was the first one i thought of with a (frank)ed up name!!

Hope for him, poor guy really seems obsessed about finding a girl.
- BashCH

Hollywood told me it's the only way to be happy.

Absolutely! That was the first one i thought of with a (frank)ed up name!!
- Snots33_77

Not impressed with Kotkaniemi at all. I know he’s still young and maybe I’m a little bitter they didn’t take Brady Tkachuk. He just looks so slow and clumsy to me.

Nick Suzuki is gonna be a star. That kid is so talented
- QuickSCF

KK is almost a full year younger than Tkachuk.

And he's been excellent since the year started. Could easily have a few more points with a tad more luck.

He hasn't looked slow at all.

only your not in peace down there. you're in danger. those centipedes want to kill us.

kill us.
- kicksave856

Despite being big and ugly, these things are pratically made of air.

And you feel like a goddamn warrior everytime you smash one into oblivion.

There's probably a metal band with that name lol...
- Pat1993

There was a rapper named Necro but I'm pretty sure it was based on something much worse