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laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 11 @ 6:48 PM ET
This is where we can be uncensored, boyz... Now go!
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 12 @ 1:45 AM ET
This is where we can be uncensored, boyz... Now go!
- laughs2907

Dont tell me wd you

I started typing and my phone went Batpoop crazy.
Maybe it's a sign we should be nice to each other.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Sep 12 @ 8:50 AM ET
Dont tell me wd you

I started typing and my phone went Batpoop crazy.
Maybe it's a sign we should be nice to each other.

- abware

nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 12 @ 12:36 PM ET
nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.

- ChetManly

(frank) you chetwomanly. Eat a bag of Richards
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Sep 12 @ 1:15 PM ET
(frank) you chetwomanly. Eat a bag of Richards
- abware


stop snoodling with elephants.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 12 @ 6:18 PM ET
nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.

- ChetManly


assware

So what do you Zorches think of my line combos?

Ference ~ Dubnyk ~ Smyth
Gagner ~ Potter ~ Smid
Hemsky ~ Perron ~ Gordon
J. Schultz ~ Hall ~ Petry

Omark ~ Yakupov
LaBarbera ~ N. Schultz
RNH ~ Lander

Eberle
Jones
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 12 @ 6:27 PM ET
assware

So what do you Zorches think of my line combos?

Ference ~ Dubnyk ~ Smyth
Gagner ~ Potter ~ Smid
Hemsky ~ Perron ~ Gordon
J. Schultz ~ Hall ~ Petry

Omark ~ Yakupov
LaBarbera ~ N. Schultz
RNH ~ Lander

Eberle
Jones

- laughs2907

Looks like a retarded newfie was huffing glue and decided to play coach.









P.S. I hope you are not retarded
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 12 @ 6:35 PM ET
Looks like a retarded newfie was huffing glue and decided to play coach.









P.S. I hope you are not retarded

- abware


I think J. Schultz would actually be a good forward.

I'm not sure if I'm retarded or not, but every now and then when I have my pic taken, it looks like something may be a bit off.

So someone was saying that Yakupov looked really good today... I'm telling you guys, he's going to rip the NHL a new asshole this year... I predict that he'll be one of the highest goal scorers in the league this year. Bold prediction, but if you don't like it, eat my ass with a spoon, am I right? Am I right? Haha, yeah, I'm right!
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 13 @ 12:09 AM ET
I think J. Schultz would actually be a good forward.

I'm not sure if I'm retarded or not, but every now and then when I have my pic taken, it looks like something may be a bit off.

So someone was saying that Yakupov looked really good today... I'm telling you guys, he's going to rip the NHL a new asshole this year... I predict that he'll be one of the highest goal scorers in the league this year. Bold prediction, but if you don't like it, eat my ass with a spoon, am I right? Am I right? Haha, yeah, I'm right!

- laughs2907

Ummm, you were supposed to talk shit back.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 13 @ 12:12 AM ET
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 13 @ 12:58 AM ET
Ummm, you were supposed to talk shit back.
- abware


No no no, you (frank)ing moron.

This is a place where we CAN bash one another, it is not required. If it's simply a bashing ground, it'll get boring...

Also, I would like to discuss bull semen more, and it seems that Yeti has grown tired of bull semen somehow.

P.S. You (frank)ing knob.
abware
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Just Fuching with you guys! Oilers > than Flames! K-man25
Joined: 01.26.2010

Sep 13 @ 1:50 AM ET
No no no, you (frank)ing moron.

This is a place where we CAN bash one another, it is not required. If it's simply a bashing ground, it'll get boring...

Also, I would like to discuss bull semen more, and it seems that Yeti has grown tired of bull semen somehow.

P.S. You (frank)ing knob.

- laughs2907

My bad.

Maybe we can sell to Iran?
http://qz.com/91152/the-u...-sperm-to-iran-this-year/

laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 13 @ 3:01 AM ET
My bad.

Maybe we can sell to Iran?
http://qz.com/91152/the-u...-sperm-to-iran-this-year/


- abware


I can fit 2 million dollars worth in my shoe
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Sep 13 @ 8:13 AM ET
I can fit 2 million dollars worth in my shoe
- laughs2907

That would be an interesting thing to explain if you had to get the chemical swab while going through security!
doon
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Spruce Grove, AB
Joined: 08.27.2008

Sep 13 @ 11:02 AM ET
That would be an interesting thing to explain if you had to get the chemical swab while going through security!
- ChetManly

I saw I guy get busted with a pocket wussy in his carry on going thru security on our way to Fort Mac once. It was (frank)ing hilarious. He was a newf. the guard held it up asking "what is this"?, and the Newf was saying " just throw it away". I was thinking that this guy has to be Laughs.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Sep 13 @ 12:39 PM ET
I saw I guy get busted with a pocket wussy in his carry on going thru security on our way to Fort Mac once. It was (frank)ing hilarious. He was a newf. the guard held it up asking "what is this"?, and the Newf was saying " just throw it away". I was thinking that this guy has to be Laughs.
- doon



Why would you even try take that?
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Sep 13 @ 1:09 PM ET


Why would you even try take that?

- Lahey

Newfs, man. Newfs.
doon
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Spruce Grove, AB
Joined: 08.27.2008

Sep 13 @ 3:07 PM ET


Why would you even try take that?

- Lahey

It was funny because the guard was the only one who didnt know what it was. There was about 20 people including women laughing at this guy, and I'm like dude put that thing down.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 13 @ 4:48 PM ET


Why would you even try take that?

- Lahey


Agreed. You wouldn't need that in Fort Mac, with all the whores there.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 14 @ 4:09 AM ET
When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Sep 14 @ 10:30 AM ET
When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

- laughs2907

None of them
Oilers42
Edmonton Oilers
Location: MB
Joined: 06.14.2013

Sep 14 @ 1:49 PM ET
When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

- laughs2907

Combo 1 without smyth
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 14 @ 1:54 PM ET
Combo 1 without smyth
- Oilers42


Maybe throw Lander in there instead? Make Smyth the vice president of stick management operations.
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006

Sep 14 @ 1:54 PM ET
None of them
- Lahey


Eat my balls.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Sep 14 @ 4:08 PM ET
When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

- laughs2907


1 and 3. Motherfuker.
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