jesus christ
- BINGO!

totally not a pokemon.

lol. what a dumb dumb.

totally not a pokemon.

lol. what a dumb dumb.
- kicksave856

ps his brain is frozen, dude

ps his brain is frozen, dude
- Cape Breton Bruins

i'm sorry i called you a dumb dumb, frozen bingo.

i have mailed you a blanket.

i'm sorry i called you a dumb dumb, frozen bingo.

i have mailed you a blanket.
- kicksave856

151: Mr Mime – a dumbass clown with no good attacks
150: Zubat – annoying and its legs make no sense
149: Rattata – annoying buck toothed little poop
148: Raticate – slightly less dumb than its evolution
147: Goldeen – derp
146: Tangela – just dumb vines
145: Krabby – it’s a crab
144: Jynx - hoe
143: Bellsprout - meh
142: Tentacool – water Rattata
141: Magikarp – a stupid fish
140: Shelder – hate its dumbass tongue
139: Poliwag – weird little thing
138: Metapod – so useless
137: Kakuna – at least it could learn Poison Sting
136: Venonat – stupid mothball, but the Butterfree-Venomoth theory is cool
135: Caterpie – little poop
134: Seel – see Shelder
133: Gloom – ugly and lame
132: Golbat – big dumb Zubat
131: Wigglytuff – less good than Chansey and dumber looking
130: Chansey - useless
129: Paras – stupid little mushroom
128: Spearow – total skid
127: Horsea – so lame and also useless
126: Farfetch’d – most useless bird
125: Weedle – would poison every one of my Pokemon going through Viridian Forest despite the poison chance on Poison Sting being 10%
124: Electabuzz – dumb looking
123: Seaking – so much derp
122: Parasect – the Seaking of bugs
121: Exeggcute – just eggs
120: Electrode – boring
119: Ekans – just a purple snake that never learned a good attack
118: Clefable – what a stupid face
117: Meowth – too Asian looking. Reminded me of My Little Kitty Hello or whatever
116: Clefairy – less dumb than Clefable because its smaller and easier to kill
115: Jigglypuff – Total Diva!
114: Hitmonchan – “wears” a skirt and that always bugged me, also the “hair” style it rocks
113: Seadra – an angry seahorse?
112: Slowpoke – just kinda bad and I never liked the idea that people would poach their tails for aphrodisiacs
111: Pidgey – it sure exists
110: Poliwhirl – why does it have gloves
109: Vileplume – I never really “got” the design and the droopiness was silly
108: Slowbro – nothing bro about this guy
107: Oddish – it’s a dumb raddish
106: Omanyte – its totally fine
105: Butterfree – should evolve from Venonat
104: Drowzee – Bill Cosby
103: Psyduck – hated its dumb little two hairs
102: Hypno – could be a rapist
101: Dratini – a little derpy looking with the “mouth” being a bubble
100: Dewgong – like a way cooler Seel which is fitting
99: Pikachu – not that bad, but so overexposed
98: Magmar – a little over-designed, but its like a fire breathing duck that punches
97: Diglett – a pretty useful little nub
96: Kabuto – was such a female dog to level up but pretty neat
95: Grimer – neat concept and the lore around it is better
94: Porygon – never really knew how to feel about it
93: Magnemite – concept cooler than the realization
92: Doduo – useful
91: Abra – a female dog to catch but worth it
90: Ponyta – adorbs but kinda useless
89: Mankey – a monkey without a mouth?
88: Lickitung – every ladies favourite, but I don’t swing that way
87: Weepinbell – eyes are too derpy
86: Persian – should be cooler but just wasn’t
85: Fearow – douchebag but a strong one
84: Tentacruel – water douchebag but a strong one
83: Marowak – perfectly fine, but cooler once it dies
82: Ditto – basically sentient autonomous stem cell goop
81: Machop – the ribs bother me
80 & 79: Nidoran (male and female) – they’re basically the same little rabbit-mouses with spikes
78: Omastar – the spikes and beak are pretty rad
77: Raichu – cooler than Pikachu and looks less like a female dog
76: Kangaskhan – not Kangaroo enough to be higher, but T-Rex enough to be cool
75: Sandshrew – might be the coolest of all the mouses
74: Staryu – it doesn’t make sense but it doesn’t have to
73: Beedrill – never as badass as you’d think but I never cared
72: Pidgeot – good and useful but the hairdo is bad
71: Mew – a little too Mary-Sue-PokeJesus for me
70: Dodrio – an angry three headed bird with no wings but it can fly
69: Pidgeotto – perfect spot for a (frank)boi
68: Vaporeon – is it a cat or a dog? Like, I know it’s a dog but its so cat
67: Rapidash – a flaming unicorn? Thumbs up
66: Geodude – I don’t understand how it floats
65: Gastly – a floating demon head
64: Cubone – poor little fella
63: Vulpix – what a nice doggo
62: Growlithe – awe look at the puppers
61: Exeggutor – dragon palm tree with 3 heads and no arms
60: Graveler – a living boulder with 4 arms!
59: Primeape – boxing monkey!
58: Flareon – pretentious, but fire type
57: Arbok – still a boring snake but just way cooler if you ask me
56: Rhyhorn – rhinos are (frank)ing cool
55: Venomoth – legit, read the Caterpie-Venonat conundrum
54: Dugtrio – earthquake nubs!
53: Wartortle – Dumbest looking of its trio but not really all that bad
52: Dragonite – strong but such a derp looking derp
51: Venusaur – he tries his best
50: Gengar – pretty cool, and it being the shadow inverse of Clefable is dope
49: Onix – a giant rock snake!
48: Golem – like a boulder and a dragon had sex
47: Bulbasaur – a dinosaur with garlic on its back never was so dope
46: Eevee – the possibilities give it bonus points
45: Jolteon – best Eeveelution in terms of coolness
44: Squirtle – called a girl this in high school
43: Charmander – hardcore badasses never looked so cute
42: Koffing - radical
41: Voltorb – radical and angry
40: Magneton – a robot!
39: Starmie – this mother(frank)er would poop all over your face
38: Poliwrath – a frog that could beat up Connor McGregor
37: Victreebel – will eat you
36: Moltres – reminds me of KFC
35: Nidorina – an angry girlfriend
34: Nidorino – an angry boyfriend
33: Hitmonlee – kicks your ass
32: Lapras – a good friend
31: Machoke – Braun Strowman
30: Kadabra – strong enough to (frank) you up without evolving
29: Muk – read the name backwards
28: Tauros - beast
27: Sandslash – the coolest mouse thing, but now with spikes? dope
26: Cloyster – stronk
25: Weezing – smoking!
24: Kabutops – it’s a dinosaur with scythes for hands!
23: Ivysaur – the coolest of its evolutions
22: Charmeleon – will fight you
21: Kingler – a crab with a giant claw!
20: Dragonair - elegance
19: Ninetales – such a pretty puppers
18: Nidoqueen – rad, but lacking spikes
17: Articuno – a pretty bird that’ll freeze you to death
16: Golduck – mighty
15: Machamp – Brock Lesnar
14: Aerodactyl – basically Smaug
13: Rhydon – a dinosaur rhino!
12: Pinsir – big scary beetle
11: Scyther – will cut you in half
10: Alakazam - mind(frank)ery
9: Nidoking – so (frank)ing cool and has King in the name like come on!
8: Gyarados – it’s a water dragon that can also fly
7: Mewtwo – a pissed off Dr Strange
6: Arcanine – a big firey floofer
5: Zapdos – literally (frank)s the weather
4: Blastoise – actual water guns
3: Snorlax – living the life
2: Haunter – mother(frank)er would be terrifying in real life
1: Charizard – THE.MOST.(frank)ING.COOL.EVER.(frank).YOU
- Lindenis#1

Trash list

come at me, bumholes

come at me, bumholes
- Lindenis#1

vag, does that candle really want to take my life energy?

vag, does that candle really want to take my life energy?
- kicksave856

there is some real (frank)ed up poop in pokemon dude. its best not to worry

there is some real (frank)ed up poop in pokemon dude. its best not to worry
- Lindenis#1

but my life energy..

but my life energy..
- kicksave856

just cast a spell or something

Trash list
- shvingter88

Will evaluate it later. At first glance it seems decent but there’s a few ridiculous rankings that stand out.

but my life energy..
- kicksave856

*holds you*

*holds you*
- Nucker101

ty



*needs this*

just cast a spell or something
- Streit2ThePoint

*waves my wand around*

but my life energy..
- kicksave856

All Abra's are deformed children by pychic magic that become Pokemon
Drowzee's eat the dreams of people, and prefer children's dreams because they taste yummier
Yamask's are ghosts of people that got turned into Pokemon and are cognicient of it
Drifblooms try to kidnap children
Haunters can lick you and cause your nervous system to shutdown forever
There are some other ones that are designed to look cute, but then if you touch them they literally suck the life out of you until you're a skeleton
Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother
Cacturn is a cactus that will follow you around until you're tired and then murder you

All Abra's are deformed children by pychic magic that become Pokemon
Drowzee's eat the dreams of people, and prefer children's dreams because they taste yummier
Yamask's are ghosts of people that got turned into Pokemon and are cognicient of it
Drifblooms try to kidnap children
Haunters can lick you and cause your nervous system to shutdown forever
There are some other ones that are designed to look cute, but then if you touch them they literally suck the life out of you until you're a skeleton
Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother
Cacturn is a cactus that will follow you around until you're tired and then murder you
- Lindenis#1

these things are (frank)ed up, vag. i thought these were trading cards!

these things are (frank)ed up, vag. i thought these were trading cards!
- kicksave856

what happened to good old Hockey cards, bro?

Digimon is also (frank)ed up

The source material for Power Rangers, Super Sentai, deals with some real dark poop. Like in the Japanese show, the whole Green Candle thing literally ended with the Green Ranger dying because he couldn't live anymore after the candle went out. A lot of the monsters in Japan were trying to eat people and banish them to hell. They even fought a monster that translated to basically "Hell Satan Devourer" who was destryoing the city to murder people because "dead blood" made him stronger

Basically anything japan makes that gets turned into a kids show has issues.

Digimon is also (frank)ed up

The source material for Power Rangers, Super Sentai, deals with some real dark poop. Like in the Japanese show, the whole Green Candle thing literally ended with the Green Ranger dying because he couldn't live anymore after the candle went out. A lot of the monsters in Japan were trying to eat people and banish them to hell. They even fought a monster that translated to basically "Hell Satan Devourer" who was destryoing the city to murder people because "dead blood" made him stronger

Basically anything japan makes that gets turned into a kids show has issues.
- Lindenis#1

Yu gi oh?

what happened to good old Hockey cards, bro?
- Cape Breton Bruins

i have thousands of hockey and football cards from my youth hidden away.

one day they will make me $63.74 (US though)

Digimon is also (frank)ed up

The source material for Power Rangers, Super Sentai, deals with some real dark poop. Like in the Japanese show, the whole Green Candle thing literally ended with the Green Ranger dying because he couldn't live anymore after the candle went out. A lot of the monsters in Japan were trying to eat people and banish them to hell. They even fought a monster that translated to basically "Hell Satan Devourer" who was destryoing the city to murder people because "dead blood" made him stronger

Basically anything japan makes that gets turned into a kids show has issues.
- Lindenis#1

man when i was a kid it was just voltron and nissans that they were sending to america.

Yu gi oh?
- Nucker101

They literally were banishing people to "the shadow realm" which was hell because they lost at a card game.

Yami was a power hungry pharoah who made the millennium items for unlimited power but doing so trapped him inside the puzzle

How did you miss all the themes of demonic influences, possession, tragedy and hell? It was barely glossed over with nice paint when it came across.

i have thousands of hockey and football cards from my youth hidden away.

one day they will make me $63.74 (US though)
- kicksave856

You can buy PEI or Manitoba for that, bro.

You can buy PEI or Manitoba for that, bro.
- Cape Breton Bruins

i'm gonna build a big condo there, live in it, and pay myself monthly condo fees.

i'll be rich in no time. i'll never see the increases i have planned for me coming. what a sucker.

i'm gonna build a big condo there, live in it, and pay myself monthly condo fees.

i'll be rich in no time. i'll never see the increases i have planned for me coming. what a sucker.
- kicksave856