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ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 23 @ 6:10 PM ET
If Tampa Bay had OEL, they would've swept the Blackhawks in 3 games.

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ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 23 @ 6:10 PM ET
OEL is the best goalie since Sergei Fedorov to play in the World Cup.

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ShooterMcGavin
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Stolen Colon, AB
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jun 23 @ 6:15 PM ET
OEL would use his penis as a stick but the NHL rules say it has to be less than 63" and no wider than 3".

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excellent thread Chet
HonkeyTonkGirl
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 06.20.2015

Jun 23 @ 6:29 PM ET
Perez Hilton is the Spanish way of saying Paris Hilton. Also when everyone is banned because they posted GIFs in my thread, I don't get nearly as many posts.

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HonkeyTonkGirl
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 06.20.2015

Jun 23 @ 6:44 PM ET
OEL is the best goalie since Sergei Fedorov to play in the World Cup.

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- ChetManly



Mike Smith has once again shown he is a top 5 goalie in the world while playing for team Canada in the World Championships.

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TokenBlack
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manley is the worst poster on this site. - James Tannecdotes, CO
Joined: 11.29.2014

Jun 23 @ 6:51 PM ET
Mike Smith has once again shown he is a top 5 goalie in the world while playing for team Canada in the World Championships.

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- HonkeyTonkGirl

OEL is Canada's best goalie despite being Swedish

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HonkeyTonkGirl
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 06.20.2015

Jun 23 @ 6:54 PM ET
Sam Gagner should rebound to his 70 point ways next season, despite never putting up 50 in his career.

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ShooterMcGavin
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Stolen Colon, AB
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jun 23 @ 7:11 PM ET
The true value of an OEL rookie card is being suppressed by the Illuminati because it would crash the worlds economy.


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TokenBlack
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manley is the worst poster on this site. - James Tannecdotes, CO
Joined: 11.29.2014

Jun 23 @ 7:11 PM ET
Sam Gagner should rebound to his 70 point ways next season, despite never putting up 50 in his career.

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- HonkeyTonkGirl

OEL will score so much that they'll just move points into Gagner's stats to pump up his next contract

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HonkeyTonkGirl
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton, AB
Joined: 06.20.2015

Jun 23 @ 7:15 PM ET
OEL will score so much that they'll just move points into Gagner's stats to pump up his next contract

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- TokenBlack



From here on out goals should be renamed Gagners and Points named OELs. Wins of course will be named Mike Smiths.

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ShooterMcGavin
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Stolen Colon, AB
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jun 23 @ 7:16 PM ET
From here on out goals should be renamed Gagners and Points named OELs. Wins of course will be named Mike Smiths.

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- HonkeyTonkGirl

glove_was_stuck
Boston Bruins
Location: Yeah well that's like your opinion man, MA
Joined: 04.27.2011

Jun 24 @ 9:19 AM ET
OEL brought down the Hindenburg simply by staring at it.

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EDIT: Chet this is amazing!
ShooterMcGavin
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Stolen Colon, AB
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jun 24 @ 12:33 PM ET
OEL and Superman had a hardest shot contest, loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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ShooterMcGavin
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Stolen Colon, AB
Joined: 02.26.2011

Jun 24 @ 3:01 PM ET
If OEL nailed Jesus on the boards, Jesus would have stayed dead

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ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 24 @ 3:04 PM ET
OEL is Canada's best goalie despite being Swedish

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- TokenBlack

ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 24 @ 3:15 PM ET
Batman is a adaptation of the life of OEL

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ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 26 @ 10:53 PM ET
Gagner is as only as good as OEL allows him to be.

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PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Jun 28 @ 8:07 PM ET
The Sam Gagner era is over.

The Coyotes have just traded him to the Flyers for Nick Grossman and the contract of Chris Pronger, which I assume is just to help them hit the cap floor and do the Flyers a favor.

I don't think he'll be patrolling the blue-line for the Coyotes anytime soon.

While I was one of Gagner's biggest supporters, the Coyotes don't see him in a bottom-six role and the top-six is filling up quickly.

Grossman is a possession nightmare with little to no offensive skill. He's a defensive defenseman and bottom pair type of guy. He's never been a positive possession player since the 2008 season and he is only going to take ice-time away from a young player.

He makes $3.5 as a cap hit for this coming season.

He's probably got tons of character and will be a real locker-room guy. Woo hoo.

I hate this trade.



EagleNuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 06.26.2014

Jun 28 @ 8:16 PM ET
The Sam Gagner era is over.

The Coyotes have just traded him to the Flyers for Nick Grossman and the contract of Chris Pronger, which I assume is just to help them hit the cap floor and do the Flyers a favor.

I don't think he'll be patrolling the blue-line for the Coyotes anytime soon.

While I was one of Gagner's biggest supporters, the Coyotes don't see him in a bottom-six role and the top-six is filling up quickly.

Grossman is a possession nightmare with little to no offensive skill. He's a defensive defenseman and bottom pair type of guy. He's never been a positive possession player since the 2008 season and he is only going to take ice-time away from a young player.

He makes $3.5 as a cap hit for this coming season.

He's probably got tons of character and will be a real locker-room guy. Woo hoo.

I hate this trade.




- PhillySportsGuy


This is actually spot on, what a horrible trade.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Jun 29 @ 11:13 AM ET
The Sam Gagner era is over.

The Coyotes have just traded him to the Flyers for Nick Grossman and the contract of Chris Pronger, which I assume is just to help them hit the cap floor and do the Flyers a favor.

I don't think he'll be patrolling the blue-line for the Coyotes anytime soon.

While I was one of Gagner's biggest supporters, the Coyotes don't see him in a bottom-six role and the top-six is filling up quickly.

Grossman is a possession nightmare with little to no offensive skill. He's a defensive defenseman and bottom pair type of guy. He's never been a positive possession player since the 2008 season and he is only going to take ice-time away from a young player.

He makes $3.5 as a cap hit for this coming season.

He's probably got tons of character and will be a real locker-room guy. Woo hoo.

I hate this trade.




- PhillySportsGuy

The Arizona Coyotes will never will a cup without the impeccable abilities of Sam Gagner

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