hey Frenchy you wonderful specimen from the north

how goes the summer?
- Lucas.Neilson

Hot as (frank) and vacation in two weeks. Going on a whirlwind tour in Niagara. Beers and wine all week.

Sorry man

How are you an expert at how Tavares isn't going to sign with the Leafs and how he absolutely is going to sign with the Aleah's at the same time ??
- Santo_44

Short answer: he isn't an expert in anything.

Short answer: he isn't an expert in anything.
- TrashPanda

Yet he acts like he is in everything.

If Matthews wants to go home, hopefully mcdavid does too.

So everyone saying that Matthews will want to go home to Arizona in a few years, the same can be said about mcdavid so it doesn’t look like that bad of a thing.
- bryant

Careful now, you will scare all the oil fans with those words

Yet he acts like he is in everything.
- Steven_Seagull

He likes to stir poop up. Doing overnight security on construction sites is boring.

Yes, McDavid is already on the Toronto boy comes home list. Excellent.
- Unholy_Goalie

Remind us all what your hot take on where Tavares was signing again?

Careful now, you will scare all the oil fans with those words
- mel_vin

How can they be scared? They must know that he's going to leave when he becomes a UFA. I'm not saying that he'll come to Toronto (In fact, he probably won't) but he must want out of the team that's been wasting his talent.

What exactly has Dumbas done? He signed a guy that quite obviously had made his mind up he was going there regardless of making less...and???
- Iggysbff

You used words that were more than two syllables, a monumental achievement for someone of your caliber. Now (frank) off

The bottom of the draft was wide open and guys were ranked sometimes with a 30-40 position spread. Doesn’t mean anything.
- Iggysbff

It means something if Sandin turns out to be good.

If he sucks, well...

You're right. The people that designed and produced that Leafs bed spread are the ones who deserve the credit for that Tavares signing.

If MLSEL wasn't so damn greedy, they should give Leafs bed spreads to every ten year old hockey player in Canada and reap the rewards in 8 years.
- Unholy_Goalie

Believe it or not, the Leafs give away baby stuff through OshKosh.

So...once again...they are way ahead of you.

It's her time of the month...don't let the male picture trick you.

Plus she's 80 years old.
- Garnie

Weird that an 80 year old hasn’t hit menopause yet.

Favorite part from the bozak tribune.

“I’ve been texting James Van Riemsdyk pretty often the last few weeks. We’ve been talking about how weird it’s going to be not playing together. He was my linemate for a long time in Toronto, and I owe him a lot for my success — he’s a great friend. We’re both going to miss playing for this city. But we know this: You’re in good hands, Toronto. The next few years are going to be a lot of fun. Believe in Kyle Dubas and the talent you have. Auston, William and Mitch can do anything. Trust me, I saw them in practice every day, they’re special.”

I think a lot of players believe in Dubas too.
- bryant

You know that the players don’t actually write this poop, right?

I'll admit, it was very clever. I haven't seen that before.
- TrashPanda

Check back to the first blog after the Leafs signed him.

I swear to Wendel, I was the first!!!!

Favorite part from the bozak tribune.

“I’ve been texting James Van Riemsdyk pretty often the last few weeks. We’ve been talking about how weird it’s going to be not playing together. He was my linemate for a long time in Toronto, and I owe him a lot for my success — he’s a great friend. We’re both going to miss playing for this city. But we know this: You’re in good hands, Toronto. The next few years are going to be a lot of fun. Believe in Kyle Dubas and the talent you have. Auston, William and Mitch can do anything. Trust me, I saw them in practice every day, they’re special.”

I think a lot of players believe in Dubas too.
- bryant

I especially liked the part when he talked about Kessel talking to his dog about how he played after games

You know that the players don’t actually write this poop, right?
- Atomic Wedgie

How do you know that?

How do you know that?
- TrashPanda

Because every single article is written in the exact same style with the exact same tone.

Yet he acts like he is in everything.
- Steven_Seagull

Know-it-all's are the worst.. the few I grew up with are all lonely people these days with maybe one friend if they're lucky.

Who the hell wants to hang around those types of people. So it makes sense they have no friends anymore.

You know that the players don’t actually write this poop, right?
- Atomic Wedgie

Who does?

Hey gull

How do you know that?
- TrashPanda

“How do you know that?”

It’s a question I got asked a lot when I criticized the Players’ Tribune.

But the truth was, I never really cared enough to write a fluff piece for a website. If they wanted to write it for me, why the hell would I care?

Hey gull
- RickJames77

Wrong bird...same moves.

Hey gull
- RickJames77

Joey Chestnut franking destroyed it today.

“How do you know that?”

It’s a question I got asked a lot when I criticized the Players’ Tribune.

But the truth was, I never really cared enough to write a fluff piece for a website. If they wanted to write it for me, why the hell would I care?
- Atomic Wedgie

They probably talk to the guy and then write the piece based on what was said. I realize they are all ghostwritten, so many pro athletes can barely even write their own name.

i got John Tavares

They probably talk to the guy and then write the piece based on what was said. I realize they are all ghostwritten, so many pro athletes can barely even write their own name.
- TrashPanda

So...

...you agree with my original statement?

THEN HAVE THE FRANKING NUTZ TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, YOU STUPID FRANKING RODENT!

AND STAY THE FRANK AWAY FROM MY GREEN BIN, AND QUIT POOPING BEHIND MY BBQ!