If a gun was to my head, I’d take the (frank)ing bird..
- pete26

Both would eat the crumbs out of your goatee so you can't lose

If a gun was to my head, I’d take the (frank)ing bird..
- pete26

Both would eat the crumbs out of your goatee so you can't lose
- mr.peanut

also

Shut the (frank) up, or I’ll send you to bed.

It worked every time.
- pete26

Classic disciplinary technique

i love him so much.
- kicksave856

I know, right? So much swag.

I know, right? So much swag.
- Pat1993

I’d have to kill it.

I can’t lie.

I’d have to kill it.

I can’t lie.
- pete26

how can you love that little guy?

look at how conceited he is. he is not thankful for that free grooming at all. not one bit!

how can you love that little guy?

look at how conceited he is. he is not thankful for that free grooming at all. not one bit!
- kicksave856

It looks like a (frank)ing hairy iguana.

I foresee it being a bat or my .17 as it sat perched to poop in the sink..

It looks like a (frank)ing hairy iguana.

I foresee it being a bat or my .17 as it sat perched to poop in the sink..
- pete26

what if it acted like a dog though? or a small hairy person?

okay maybe just a dog.

okay maybe just a dog.
- kicksave856

Relish moutarde chou

Sorry kick.

I could not live with an f’ing monkey in my house.

If that’s what that thing is.

Sorry kick.

I could not live with an f’ing monkey in my house.

If that’s what that thing is.
- pete26

Pete is such a princess...didn't know that about him.

Pete is such a princess...didn't know that about him.
- BashCH

When you meet him in person it actually becomes pretty obvious

i will just love louie the lorax for both of us.

i will just love louie the lorax for both of us.
- kicksave856

Pete's softness killed the thread.

Oh wow... looks like the new thread actually killed the thread.

Oh wow... looks like the new thread actually killed the thread.
- dt99999[img]

- kicksave856

(frank)in Willie O'ree

(frank)in Willie O'ree
- dt99999