i will impregnate 3 girls by noon.
- kicksave856

How many will be human girls?

He's actually a big boy. Was 2lbs+ when he was born. Did some PT, OT and other therapies when he was a toddler and such, which helped a lot. But he's 5 feet 2 or so, 115lbs, bright boy. Heck of a baseball player and a pretty good hockey player. Huge Habs fan. Just started middle school this year, and doing very well. Laziest kid I've ever seen. But he's my boy, and I love him to death.

And another thing - my daughter, who's 10, was born at full term without issue. My wife had to do some things to make sure all went as planned, but there were no issues.
- hscesq

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- BashCH

Wasn't for you. It was for Fred.

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- BashCH

Do you charge a family rate for events?

Do you charge a family rate for events?
- mr.peanut

No kids allowed. The place is supposed to be fun.

He's actually a big boy. Was 2lbs+ when he was born. Did some PT, OT and other therapies when he was a toddler and such, which helped a lot. But he's 5 feet 2 or so, 115lbs, bright boy. Heck of a baseball player and a pretty good hockey player. Huge Habs fan. Just started middle school this year, and doing very well. Laziest kid I've ever seen. But he's my boy, and I love him to death.

And another thing - my daughter, who's 10, was born at full term without issue. My wife had to do some things to make sure all went as planned, but there were no issues.
- hscesq

He was a little bit over 6lbs it helped him alot get better. Other than his lungs he was fine. He’s drinking like Asp at a family BBQ already over 7lbs

He was a little bit over 6lbs it helped him alot get better. Other than his lungs he was fine. He’s drinking like Asp at a family BBQ already over 7lbs
- Fredo

i actually love babies so let me know if you need me to swing by and rock him or feed him or anything.

He was a little bit over 6lbs it helped him alot get better. Other than his lungs he was fine. He’s drinking like Asp at a family BBQ already over 7lbs
- Fredo

No. He's a huge (frank)ing pain in the ass 12 year old.
- hscesq

Wasn't for you. It was for Fred.
- hscesq

You should see my gf’s boy. Can’t even walk the dog with me whitout « his legs hurting »  by the first street corner. He started karate and he likes it. I’m glad because I was starting to feel like Red Foreman with him.

- mr.peanut

We didn’t name him Steve or Steven

He was a little bit over 6lbs it helped him alot get better. Other than his lungs he was fine. He’s drinking like Asp at a family BBQ already over 7lbs
- Fredo

Yeah, my wife took steroids for five days prior to his birth, to help with the lungs. The doctor told us he was coming early and admitted her. Looks like yours is on his way!!

Both my kids were born full term and with with superpowers


One is Superwhiner and the other is Supermessmaker


Congrats Fred! Just one question: isnt the treatment for underdeveloped lungs usually a good dose of steroids?

Yeah, my wife took steroids for five days prior to his birth, to help with the lungs. The doctor told us he was coming early and admitted her. Looks like yours is on his way!!
- hscesq

Lol Fred's baby is a juicer

#DragonPharma

Lol I guess i have 23 months before terrible two
- Fredo

The terrible two thing is a lie.

The worst is 1 year old.

Old enough to move around, knows exactly what it wants and tells you VERY loudly but still doesn't understand enough to not break things or accept when you refuse them something.

I'm telling you, when the kid is 2.... he understands so much more.... makes things much easier.

Both my kids were born full term and with with superpowers


One is Superwhiner and the other is Supermessmaker


Congrats Fred! Just one question: isnt the treatment for underdeveloped lungs usually a good dose of steroids?
- dt99999

The terrible two thing is a lie.

The worst is 1 year old.

Old enough to move around, knows exactly what it wants and tells you VERY loudly but still doesn't understand enough to not break things or accept when you refuse them something.

I'm telling you, when the kid is 2.... he understands so much more.... makes things much easier.
- Scabeh

Wrong. Gets worse as they get older and have their own minds and thoughts and opinions. They are awful, horrible creatures.

Yeah, my wife took steroids for five days prior to his birth, to help with the lungs. The doctor told us he was coming early and admitted her. Looks like yours is on his way!!
- hscesq

My girlfriend asked the pediatrician why he didn’t give it to her and he said the protocol there is 34 weeks for the steroids. My friend had a 37 weeker at another hospital and they gave it to her. Anyway i won’t dwell on that he’s good now.

Wrong. Gets worse as they get older and have their own minds and thoughts and opinions. They are awful, horrible creatures.
- hscesq

so glad i don't have kids.

My girlfriend asked the pediatrician why he didn’t give it to her and he said the protocol there is 34 weeks for the steroids. My friend had a 37 weeker at another hospital and they gave it to her. Anyway i won’t dwell on that he’s good now.
- Fredo

All that's important.

so glad i don't have kids.
- Fountain-San

We all are.

Wrong. Gets worse as they get older and have their own minds and thoughts and opinions. They are awful, horrible creatures.
- hscesq

I dont know how I havent killed one of them yet

I dont know how I havent killed one of them yet
- dt99999

Wait till you do. I found it extremely satisfying.

- hscesq

I once had to babysit one of his kids and crims. dt jr was a lot easier to handle

We all are.
- hscesq

Not enough baby formula in the world for a fountain_baby