Not enough baby formula in the world for a fountain_baby
- dt99999

Would need a waterfall type deal.

Wrong. Gets worse as they get older and have their own minds and thoughts and opinions. They are awful, horrible creatures.
- hscesq

Well my experience only goes to 4 year old.

So far, the worst part, for both kids, has been between 1 and 2 years old.

My 4 year old kid is pretty easy to handle.

Not enough baby formula in the world for a fountain_baby
- dt99999

good angle. i was thinking you'd go the "because he'd eat them" route.

Would need a waterfall type deal.
- hscesq

sure wold

Would need a waterfall type deal.
- hscesq

Or her

Kidbuzz

Well my experience only goes to 4 year old.

So far, the worst part, for both kids, has been between 1 and 2 years old.

My 4 year old kid is pretty easy to handle.
- Scabeh

I assume those are your kids in your profile pic? And why are you making that face?

Dan my unborn children are racist anyway

I assume those are your kids in your profile pic? And why are you making that face?
- hscesq

His kids are ewoks?

Kidbuzz
- BashCH

I know right? Most boring subject ever. And I've read Stee's bus ride!

I know right? Most boring subject ever. And I've read Stee's bus ride!
- jugkope

was so not boring

His kids are ewoks?
- dt99999

I don't have kids. Managed to dodge that so far. Probably in 2 years though...

His kids are ewoks?
- dt99999

Say what now?

I assume those are your kids in your profile pic? And why are you making that face?
- hscesq

Yes they're my kids.

And I have no idea.

I don't have kids. Managed to dodge that so far. Probably in 2 years though...
- BashCH

Charge people to see them. That'll make you feel better.

I know right? Most boring subject ever. And I've read Stee's bus ride!
- jugkope

I'm glad we finally agree on something.

Want me to introduce you to my sister? She did lots of modeling, and she's a doctor. She also likes to date any loser who gives her attention...

Yes they're my kids.

And I have no idea.
- Scabeh

Ok. Phew! Thought I made a mistake.

Charge people to see them. That'll make you feel better.
- jugkope

Offer removed.

Say what now?
- hscesq

I just realized that BashCH and Scabeh are not the same guy!!!

Offer removed.
- BashCH

Your sister sounded too good to be true anyway.

I know right? Most boring subject ever. And I've read Stee's bus ride!
- jugkope

Fred had a premie. I have one too. I was trying to alleviate his fears and his GF's fears as well. Sorry for being an bumhole.

Fred had a premie. I have one too. I was trying to alleviate his fears and his GF's fears as well. Sorry for being an bumhole.
- hscesq

Apology accepted.

Kidbuzz
- BashCH

I’m not even the one who brought it up because I don’t want to be that guy

I just realized that BashCH and Scabeh are not the same guy!!!
- dt99999

Nope. And I just clarified which is which on FB, thanks to you!

Fred had a premie. I have one too. I was trying to alleviate his fears and his GF's fears as well. Sorry for being an bumhole.
- hscesq

Just throw Blonde Katy Perry in the story somehow and you've got yourself a captive audience