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- TrashPanda

nice one

Need willie to get in deep. Poke one in.
- senstroll

Sparks

Gotta be (frank)ing kidding me.

Nylander looks like hes back to his old self you impatient (frank)s

Bah (frank) this game

Sparks

Sparks
- gravyface

why is he down on a point shot

Oh my!........

Holy fack sparks

Dont go down for a glove high shot.

Sparks is not Andersen

Pathetic goaltender. Is Justin Poggue available?

Wish we still had McElhinney

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Reports just in from India where a builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Ritchie concert. An eye witness said “the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling.”

2 goals on Muzzin.

why is he down on a point shot
- Woderwick

Then ducks when the puck gets near him.

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Reports just in from India where a builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Ritchie concert. An eye witness said “the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling.”
- Fruitcakenipple

Oh my!........
- Bobd62

You should not be happy about this

Sparks is not Andersen
- Feeling Glucky?

Sparks is not ahl sparks.

But


This is the nhl.....so whatever shutup

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Reports just in from India where a builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Ritchie concert. An eye witness said “the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling.”
- Fruitcakenipple

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same (frank)ing elephant.

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Reports just in from India where a builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Ritchie concert. An eye witness said “the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling.”
- Fruitcakenipple

ouch

- Woderwick

Breaking..

Reports just in from India where a builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Ritchie concert. An eye witness said “the last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling.”
- Fruitcakenipple

NOOOOOOOOO