I can explain both, I wish it was because of swimming in nuclear waste.

It was lake Keowee.


- JRR1285

Nice.

Did you have to weight down the kid so the mosquitoes didn't fly away with her?

Is it Draft Day yet!!?

WOW...is all I can say
- rrentz

This is what happens when you post personal information on here

Nice.

Did you have to weight down the kid so the mosquitoes didn't fly away with her?
- mdw7413

The bugs weren't too bad. I think the lake kills them.

The bugs weren't too bad. I think the lake kills them.
- JRR1285

- mdw7413

It was kinda crazy, some of the boats I saw teenagers driving were like over 100k. Super rich bumhole kids.

It was kinda crazy, some of the boats I saw teenagers driving were like over 100k. Super rich bumhole kids.
- JRR1285

Yeah, I see the same over by me.

I went to North Carolina once, must have been a bad time, because the bugs were crazy. I felt like buying a beekeepers suit

Yeah, I see the same over by me.

I went to North Carolina once, must have been a bad time, because the bugs were crazy. I felt like buying a beekeepers suit
- mdw7413

Bugs ruin everything. I think the only thing that would take me out on Naked and Afraid are the bugs. That and having no survival skills.

Bugs ruin everything. I think the only thing that would take me out on Naked and Afraid are the bugs. That and having no survival skills.
- JRR1285

The worst was the girl talking about bugs crawling all up inside her like it was no big deal...If you get to that point in your life, might want to think about changing

The worst was the girl talking about bugs crawling all up inside her like it was no big deal...If you get to that point in your life, might want to think about changing
- mdw7413

The worst was the girl talking about bugs crawling all up inside her like it was no big deal...If you get to that point in your life, might want to think about changing
- mdw7413

This needs more explanation because it's not processing for me.

- eichiefs9

Japanese porn must be your thing, Mr. Marsh

The worst was the girl talking about bugs crawling all up inside her like it was no big deal...If you get to that point in your life, might want to think about changing
- mdw7413

How loose do you have to be for this to actually happen????

How loose do you have to be for this to actually happen????
- TheMessiah94

I don't think it matters in the places they send them. The one guy had a tick on his eye...

Japanese porn must be your thing, Mr. Marsh
- mdw7413

Big tentacle fan

I don't think it matters in the places they send them. The one guy had a tick on his eye...
- mdw7413

That wouldn't even bother me. I've had worse.

Big tentacle fan
- eichiefs9

I have a big tentacle for you.

Also:

That wouldn't even bother me. I've had worse.
- JRR1285

Please don't elaborate

Please don't elaborate
- mdw7413

They cut my corneas out.

They cut my corneas out.
- JRR1285

The ticks?

Those (frank)ing bastards.

The ticks?

Those (frank)ing bastards.
- eichiefs9

The ticks?

Those (frank)ing bastards.
- eichiefs9

The ticks?

Those (frank)ing bastards.
- eichiefs9

I see I didn't miss much since this morning.

Per Carp:

The Rangers have agreed with their two top prospects on entry-level contracts, sources told The Athletic Monday.

Igor Shesterkin, the goalie long considered the heir apparent to Henrik Lundqvist, and forward Vitali Kravtsov, the first-round (No. 9 overall) pick in last June’s draft, both agreed to their standard three-year contracts.

The deals cannot be officially signed, registered with the league or announced until after their KHL contracts expire May 1. But both players — who played in the Russian league this season — are expected to arrive in North America in late May and would then be in Rangers’ prospects camp after the June 21-22 draft, as well as NHL training camp in September.

Shesterkin’s arrival will force the Rangers to make some difficult decisions. The 23-year-old had a sparking season for SKA in the top Russian league, where he went 24-3-1 with 10 shutouts, a 1.11 goals-against average (second-best in KHL history)

Per Carp:

The Rangers have agreed with their two top prospects on entry-level contracts, sources told The Athletic Monday.

Igor Shesterkin, the goalie long considered the heir apparent to Henrik Lundqvist, and forward Vitali Kravtsov, the first-round (No. 9 overall) pick in last June’s draft, both agreed to their standard three-year contracts.

The deals cannot be officially signed, registered with the league or announced until after their KHL contracts expire May 1. But both players — who played in the Russian league this season — are expected to arrive in North America in late May and would then be in Rangers’ prospects camp after the June 21-22 draft, as well as NHL training camp in September.

Shesterkin’s arrival will force the Rangers to make some difficult decisions. The 23-year-old had a sparking season for SKA in the top Russian league, where he went 24-3-1 with 10 shutouts, a 1.11 goals-against average (second-best in KHL history) and a .953...
- NYRangers1124

Holy poop. Super exciting news.

Holy poop. Super exciting news.
- JRR1285

Congrats, you guys are going to love watching them bust on NA ice