I regret that joke so much right now.
- JRR1285

I regret that joke so much right now.
- JRR1285

Speaking of regret, so I took off work yesterday and went to the practice round for the PGA Championship at Bethpage with my dad.

We're there like 10 minutes and walking through the main pavilion area by the entrance and I realize we're walking next to Scott Mayfield and his GF/wife. I don't give a rats ass about getting a picture or autograph so I was going to leave him alone, but I point him out to my dad....who then proceeds to walk up next to him and go "better luck next year, eh?"

Dark chocolate is the bees knees. A good dark chocolate has the perfect balance between that sweet/bitter. Kind of like an actual good IPA. I think sociopaths like that fake white chocolate.
- 2sticks1puck

You shut your filthy whore mouth!!

Speaking of regret, so I took off work yesterday and went to the practice round for the PGA Championship at Bethpage with my dad.

We're there like 10 minutes and walking through the main pavilion area by the entrance and I realize we're walking next to Scott Mayfield and his GF/wife. I don't give a rats ass about getting a picture or autograph so I was going to leave him alone, but I point him out to my dad....who then proceeds to walk up next to him and go "better luck next year, eh?"
- Harambe

nice goin dad

There is a gif for everything
- mdw7413

There really is.
This is from Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Wasn't sure there would be a gif, but here we are.

Only sociopaths like dark chocolate
- mdw7413

What!?
- JRR1285

Burger King Twix Pie?

nice goin dad
- jimbro83

He didn't mean it to sound like he was a dumbass, but I was just like "oh christ, you couldn't come up with something better than THAT?!?"

He was cool though, we chatted for a minute and then went on our way.

Speaking of regret, so I took off work yesterday and went to the practice round for the PGA Championship at Bethpage with my dad.

We're there like 10 minutes and walking through the main pavilion area by the entrance and I realize we're walking next to Scott Mayfield and his GF/wife. I don't give a rats ass about getting a picture or autograph so I was going to leave him alone, but I point him out to my dad....who then proceeds to walk up next to him and go "better luck next year, eh?"
- Harambe

I would've pretended like I didn't know my dad with that one.

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Jets have fired GM Mike Maccagnan and VP of Player Personnel Brian Heimerdinger, league sources told @jeffdarlington and me. Maccagnan had two years left on his contract.

Burger King Twix Pie?
- Fenrir

Sometimes poop that is bad for you tastes so good.

Dark chocolate is the bees knees. A good dark chocolate has the perfect balance between that sweet/bitter. Kind of like an actual good IPA. I think sociopaths like that fake white chocolate.
- 2sticks1puck

I make a peanut butter/dark chocolate swirl for holiday desserts. So good.

You shut your filthy whore mouth!!
- TheMessiah94

We're on the same side with this one.

I can eat 3 pbnj sammiches at any moment of the day like not a smear of pb either, like half the can. Then I get binded tho haha
- Slimtj100

You a Skippy/Jif guy, or real peanut butter?

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
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Jets have fired GM Mike Maccagnan and VP of Player Personnel Brian Heimerdinger, league sources told @jeffdarlington and me. Maccagnan had two years left on his contract.
- jimbro83

And now they have a coach who is also the GM

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
· 1m
Jets have fired GM Mike Maccagnan and VP of Player Personnel Brian Heimerdinger, league sources told @jeffdarlington and me. Maccagnan had two years left on his contract.
- jimbro83

Gase wins the power struggle. This makes no sense at all.

I make a peanut butter/dark chocolate swirl for holiday desserts. So good.
- Fenrir

Of course Fenrir makes his own candy. Next he is going to show us the hand pumped well on his property that he runs through a bamboo charcoal filter.

have you had take 5? Or is that MdW who refuses to try it
- TPC

That the Kreider of candy?

I would've pretended like I didn't know my dad with that one.
- JRR1285

It really wasn't that bad, but it was kind of a facepalm moment

He may have said "maybe next year" something like that, you get the idea though

It really wasn't that bad, but it was kind of a facepalm moment

He may have said "maybe next year" something like that, you get the idea though
- Harambe

Pretty much, next he's gonna tell us that he traded some other awesome candy for tooth paste.
- JRR1285

That the Kreider of candy?
- Fenrir

He melts it like a candle and drips it.

Of course Fenrir makes his own candy. Next he is going to show us the hand pumped well on his property that he runs through a bamboo charcoal filter.
- JRR1285

You have been watching too much naked and afraid

Sometimes poop that is bad for you tastes so good.
- JRR1285

Then you feel like crap and wonder why you ate it. Right MDW?

It really wasn't that bad, but it was kind of a facepalm moment

He may have said "maybe next year" something like that, you get the idea though
- Harambe

I wish you would have invited me, I would have shown him some of the posts you made about him in the Isles blog