James Tanner: Coyotes Sale Official

James Tanner: Coyotes Sale Official
- James_Tanner

Gusev sale official as well!

Would it not make more sense just to rent the coyotes?

Would it not make more sense just to move the coyotes?
- poopstash

fixed

Would it not make more sense just to rent the coyotes?
- poopstash

That's such a random take. It might be better to buy the Coyotes with your credit card and update the team CD collection to 1995. Invite all past, present and future Coyotes to Tanner's rented apartment to eat pizza and watch Demolition Man. Good times.

Maybe the new owner read your blogs about:
-Schmaltz possibly scoring 90+ points
-Dvorak and Chychrun becoming elite players on awesome contracts
-Stepen being an elite center (yeah you spelled him Stepen)
-Chayka robbing GMs in trades of Domi and Strome
-Coyotes should go out and get Patrick Kane as the missing piece

That was probably enough to convince him that a Stanley Cup was right around the corner. Good job Tanner. Maybe he'll even offer you a job! You can make avocado toast for Chayka every day and discuss millenial stuff.

That's such a random take. It might be better to buy the Coyotes with your credit card and update the team CD collection to 1995. Invite all past, present and future Coyotes to Tanner's rented apartment to eat pizza and watch Demolition Man. Good times.
- gergeswillems

It's weird that you seem to me making fun of me for things that are cool and that I am not ashamed of at all. Are you a financially stable man of great culinary and literary taste? You too can be the subject of mockery from unstable boomer Trump fans!!

Maybe the new owner read your blogs about:
-Schmaltz possibly scoring 90+ points
-Dvorak and Chychrun becoming elite players on awesome contracts
-Stepen being an elite center (yeah you spelled him Stepen)
-Chayka robbing GMs in trades of Domi and Strome
-Coyotes should go out and get Patrick Kane as the missing piece

That was probably enough to convince him that a Stanley Cup was right around the corner. Good job Tanner. Maybe he'll even offer you a job! You can make avocado toast for Chayka every day and discuss millenial stuff.
- uofcguy

It's going to be hard to top the 5 dollars per blog Ek pays Tanner.

It's weird that you seem to me making fun of me for things that are cool and that I am not ashamed of at all. Are you a financially stable man of great culinary and literary taste? You too can be the subject of mockery from unstable boomer Trump fans!!
- James_Tanner

Triggered.

Maybe the new owner read your blogs about:
-Schmaltz possibly scoring 90+ points
-Dvorak and Chychrun becoming elite players on awesome contracts
-Stepen being an elite center (yeah you spelled him Stepen)
-Chayka robbing GMs in trades of Domi and Strome
-Coyotes should go out and get Patrick Kane as the missing piece

That was probably enough to convince him that a Stanley Cup was right around the corner. Good job Tanner. Maybe he'll even offer you a job! You can make avocado toast for Chayka every day and discuss millenial stuff.
- uofcguy

Avocado toast? That's all you got? A recycled millennial cliche? I'm shocked you didn't include a reference to "the interwebs." You geezers are so lazy in your trolling but don't worry, every time you try it, I get a dollar.

That's such a random take. It might be better to buy the Coyotes with your credit card and update the team CD collection to 1995. Invite all past, present and future Coyotes to Tanner's rented apartment to eat pizza and watch Demolition Man. Good times.
- gergeswillems

He gets $1 for everyone's try, whatever that should mean. NOW we know what a master of artzy fartzy pays to trolls of their own blog.

#KAG

Avocado toast? That's all you got? A recycled millennial cliche? I'm shocked you didn't include a reference to "the interwebs." You geezers are so lazy in your trolling but don't worry, every time you try it, I get a dollar.
- James_Tanner

Maybe you can help Chayka pick out his next pair of glasses. His eyesight is 20/20 but he likes wearing the frames just for fashion. While you are there, maybe check your own eyesight. Ask for the HINDSIGHT test. I'm sure your score would be 100%.

He gets $1 for everyone's try, whatever that should mean. NOW we know what a master of artzy fartzy pays to trolls of their own blog.

#KAG
- blackhawk24

Jimmy's degree...

Avocado toast? That's all you got? A recycled millennial cliche? I'm shocked you didn't include a reference to "the interwebs." You geezers are so lazy in your trolling but don't worry, every time you try it, I get a dollar.
- James_Tanner

You need to share that dollar with everyone who did not earn that dollar Jimmy. That is after paying 49.6% federal tax on the dollar. When can we expect our "fair share"?

Not even worth it anymore. Tanner just breeds this crap.

Not even worth it anymore. Tanner just breeds this crap.
- rrentz

c'mon, give the guy another dollar FFS

- gergeswillems

This should not be on continuous loop.

Ahem!
- shack67

Well most everyone. 😂

Well most everyone. 😂
- gergeswillems

calm down sonny

calm down sonny
- 21peter

My dad used to tell me about the great Sonny Liston. One of the greatest boxers of all time. No one ever knew his actual age. Not even him. It was said he had a jab so powerful it could knock over buildings. Opponents were literally scared to death of him. He was mean. Freakishly strong. Thought to be unbeatable. Fans hated that he was the heavyweight champion. To build his neck muscles he'd stand on his head for hours.

Then Cassius Clay (who later called himself Muhammed Ali) shook up the world and knocked him out in 1964. There was a rematch (Liston was favoured to win because odds makers believed the first fight was a fluke) and Clay/Ali knocked him out again but many people believe that fight was fixed. It looked like Liston did take a dive but we'll never know the truth.

My dad used to tell me about the great Sonny Liston. No one ever knew his actual age. Not even him. It was said he had a jab so powerful it could knock over buildings. Opponents were literally scared to death of him.

Then Cassius Clay (who later called himself Muhammed Ali) shook up the world and knocked him out in 1964. There was a rematch (Liston was favoured to win because odds makers believed the first fight was a fluke) and Clay/Ali knocked him out again but many people believe that fight was fixed. It looked like Liston did take a dive but we'll never know the truth.
- gergeswillems

cool story bro

I've been boxing for fun for years and enjoy reading about and watching the great ones...

That is severely unfair -- 12K is a TON of cash. Everyone must pay their fair share!
- corduroy

If you had $12,000 in pennies it's actually about 4 tons.

If you had $12,000 in pennies it's actually about 4 tons.
- uofcguy

noice

and the metal value of those 4 tons...?

My dad used to tell me about the great Sonny Liston. One of the greatest boxers of all time. No one ever knew his actual age. Not even him. It was said he had a jab so powerful it could knock over buildings. Opponents were literally scared to death of him. He was mean. Freakishly strong. Thought to be unbeatable. Fans hated that he was the heavyweight champion. To build his neck muscles he'd stand on his head for hours.

Then Cassius Clay (who later called himself Muhammed Ali) shook up the world and knocked him out in 1964. There was a rematch (Liston was favoured to win because odds makers believed the first fight was a fluke) and Clay/Ali knocked him out again but many people believe that fight was fixed. It looked like Liston did take a dive but we'll never know the truth.
- gergeswillems

I was a big Ali fan but it sure looked like Liston took a dive. Ali was screaming at him to get up because I think he knew that he didn’t hit him at all.
My guess would be the mob got to Liston.

Not even worth it anymore. Tanner just breeds this crap.
- rrentz

While I agree this bickering is annoying, I am pretty psyched to see "worst guy pretends to be above the thing he does more than anyone" because I had it G6 in my comments section bingo card!