Tanner... You my friend, were f’n beau-ty,

You should have called his mom, like a good reporter would.

Enjoyed this Tanner. Going to read your book tonight. It looks... odd.

No. . I put in "James Tanner" into Amazon search and that's the book that popped up
- rrentz

You’re not far off. Check Tanners twitter for the graphic novel link.

Enjoyed this Tanner. Going to read your book tonight. It looks... odd.
- RafiDRW

please give your review later

And the stupid poophead euthanized the dog. Maybe try being a responsible pet owner or don't bother having it.

Was he also attacked by a swarm of Spearow after his Mom allowed him to tour the countryside unattended at only 10 years old?

You’re not far off. Check Tanners twitter for the graphic novel link.
- RafiDRW

I'm psyched you're gonna check it out. As a guy who has taken his fair share of bad reviews, people seem to really like it.

Is it called "The Ivory-Billed Woodpecker"?
- rrentz

oh my god that is hilarious.........thats pretty close to the title!

I'm psyched you're gonna check it out. As a guy who has taken his fair share of bad reviews, people seem to really like it.
- James_Tanner

got a link to that book of yours, Tanner?

And the stupid poophead euthanized the dog. Maybe try being a responsible pet owner or don't bother having it.
- Conquest

????

If your dog starts biting you, then yes, it needs to be put down. Would rather him wait till dog bit his kid in the face too? Jackarse...You're a member of PETA aren't you?

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If your dog starts biting you, then yes, it needs to be put down. Would rather him wait till dog bit his kid in the face too? Jackarse...You're a member of PETA aren't you?
- rrentz

Are you kidding me? they had the dog for years and they aggravated it, doesn't mean you put it down. Go (frank) yourself

Are you kidding me? they had the dog for years and they aggravated it, doesn't mean you put it down. Go (frank) yourself
- Conquest

Where in Tanner's blog or OELs comments does it say they aggravated it? Even if they did, it's a problem. My kids aggravate my dog on a daily basis and it doesn't bite them dum dum. So I guess you think they should wait until it bites someone else before they put it down?

Maybe they could get a companion dog for their dog to help it wi/ its anger issues.

Are you kidding me? they had the dog for years and they aggravated it, doesn't mean you put it down. Go (frank) yourself
- Conquest

That's quite the assumption. A completely docile dog that's been loving and loved for years can become unwell and snap. It happens. This was part of their family and while I'm doing a bit of assuming myself, I would bet any sum of money the decision making process wasn't as simple as "Mother(frank)er bit me. Kill it."

That's quite the assumption. A completely docile dog that's been loving and loved for years can become unwell and snap. It happens. This was part of their family and while I'm doing a bit of assuming myself, I would bet any sum of money the decision making process wasn't as simple as "Mother(frank)er bit me. Kill it."
- Victoro311

Come on, we're all having a good time! I don't even know why you guys are arguing about the hypothetical anyways. There was no dog!

That's quite the assumption. A completely docile dog that's been loving and loved for years can become unwell and snap. It happens. This was part of their family and while I'm doing a bit of assuming myself, I would bet any sum of money the decision making process wasn't as simple as "Mother(frank)er bit me. Kill it."
- Victoro311

Haha. That's exactly how it happened.

Come on, we're all having a good time! I don't even know why you guys are arguing about the hypothetical anyways. There was no dog!
- James_Tanner

Kind of was James

I'm psyched you're gonna check it out. As a guy who has taken his fair share of bad reviews, people seem to really like it.
- James_Tanner

I’m unable to locate your fabled tome. All I can find is a series of cookbooks, none of which deal with ivory woodpeckers of any sort.

Care to shoot a guy a PM containing the title?

Also, this blog was quite amusing. Kudos.

Kind of was James
- rrentz

It was a friggin Werewolf b'y!

Anyways, the beast escaped into the wooded gully because Kevin Ekman-Larsson did not happen to be carrying around silver bullets with him like some kind of lunatic.
- James_Tanner

This is probably my favorite sentence of yours ever.

I enjoyed the read, thanks for the chuckle.

This is probably my favorite sentence of yours ever.

I enjoyed the read, thanks for the chuckle.
- jmatchett383

- BlackhawkMike

Like Tanner said, no one but a lunatic would be caught with one of those.

Guys shouldn't have hyphenated last names. Just saying.

Where in Tanner's blog or OELs comments does it say they aggravated it? Even if they did, it's a problem. My kids aggravate my dog on a daily basis and it doesn't bite them dum dum. So I guess you think they should wait until it bites someone else before they put it down?

Maybe they could get a companion dog for their dog to help it wi/ its anger issues.
- rrentz

Dogs like humans have emotion, if you aggravate it, the dog will eventually snap. You cant sit there and say if some one came up to you and started to pull your hair amd refused to stop, you would not punch them out. A dog will only take so much abuse before it fights back. Some dogs are also territorial. I have a German Shepard and it will bite strangers if they enter the house. One of my friends got bit in the ankle for that very reason. Never bit anyone in the family. He is also a rescue so he is afraid of things like hockey sticks or mops and does not like when you sneak up behind him or step over him. All of which is due to past abuse.

Guys shouldn't have hyphenated last names. Just saying.
- Greyman

Yeah cause a real man is defined by the random name his parents gave him. *chugs a red bull * See you at the UFC match, bro!