too old
- AGalchenyuk27

Yet they are never too young

- AGalchenyuk27

I thought I was a young X

You did not anwser the question.
- deadpoulet

Well, I didn't answer it since it was directed at Fred. But yeah, based on those years I'm a millenial (1987).

Well, I didn't answer it since it was directed at Fred. But yeah, based on those years I'm a millenial (1987).
- BashCH

You 3 years younger than me you young bastard

Well, I didn't answer it since it was directed at Fred. But yeah, based on those years I'm a millenial (1987).
- BashCH

Hello fellow millennial snowflake.

You 3 years younger than me you young bastard
- MortChicken

Still have all my life ahead of me.

Still have all my life ahead of me.
- BashCH

my best years are behind me

Hello fellow millennial snowflake.
- AdamFrench

my best years are behind me
- MortChicken

Still have some good ones to come. Depends what you define as "best". But you seem to have a little bit of a Peter Pan syndrome so I can figure out what you mean.

Still have some good ones to come. Depends what you define as "best". But you seem to have a little bit of a Peter Pan syndrome so I can figure out what you mean.
- BashCH

Played soccer yesterday and they had a black dude on the other team, I knew he was going to try to run by me, I cheated because I was expecting it, still blew by me.. so I tripped him.

Played soccer yesterday and they had a black dude on the other team, I knew he was going to try to run by me, I cheated because I was expecting it, still blew by me.. so I tripped him.
- MortChicken

racist

racist
- deadpoulet

yes, I hate the young fast race of humans

racist
- deadpoulet

Disgusting, really.

Disgusting, really.
- BashCH

I was fired from sportsnet for this

He'S not Pat or Bingolady
- MortChicken

But if he were Pat you wouldn't have to be scared he dropped the baby from a significant height.

But if he were Pat you wouldn't have to be scared he dropped the baby from a significant height.
- jugkope

My baby could hold Pat

My baby could hold Pat
- MortChicken

Well that's just because you started training him to do squats 2 months ago.

My baby could hold Pat
- MortChicken

Well that's just because you started training him to do squats 2 months ago.
- jugkope

97th percentile weight and height, I put HGH and Whey gainer in his bottle. He's like an infant Ivan Drago

97th percentile weight and height, I put HGH and Whey gainer in his bottle. He's like an infant Ivan Drago
- MortChicken

Start working on that accent right now.

Start working on that accent right now.
- jugkope

He just told his teddy bear that he must break him

He just told his teddy bear that he must break him
- MortChicken

Does he have a crib shaped like a boxing ring? That's very important.

Does he have a crib shaped like a boxing ring? That's very important.
- jugkope

well it's rectangular

well it's rectangular
- MortChicken

It needs ropes.

It needs ropes.
- jugkope

I just don't think that's safe jugs