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James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Aug 5 @ 11:42 AM ET
James Tanner: Daytime Games Have Consequences + What Are You Doing Big T?
MJL
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Candyland, PA
Joined: 09.20.2007

Aug 5 @ 11:47 AM ET
So now the posters in the thread influence the blog. When I can't watch a game due to work or family commitments, I use a new fangled technology called a DVR or watch the game on demand. I especially would if it was my job to do so.
Kooleus
Los Angeles Kings
Location: LA (home of King Alex), CA
Joined: 11.17.2018

Aug 5 @ 11:52 AM ET
Wait a second...in game 1 Hall played 18 minutes, including over 6 minutes on the PP. Hall was in on a couple of the goals. The Coyotes won.

But you whined that Tocchet didn't play him enough at even-strength. Since your precious stats are so focussed on 5-on-5 data, you seemed to forget that Game 1 featured 13 minor penalties. But nonethless, the conclusion was Tocchet is an idiot. Hall needs more 5-on-5 ice-time. So does Barrett Hayton of course.

So in game 2 Tocchet did just that. There were fewer penalties, so Hall ended up with more 5-on-5 minutes (amazing how that happens!), and more importantly, Hall ended up with a couple of extra total minutes. Did he play better? No he was awful. He was minus 2, had just 2 shots, and took 8 minutes in penalties. Your hero Barrett Hayton went 0 for 7 on faceoffs before Tocchet finally benched him. You rag on Crouse, who scored again. You rag on Richardson who went 75% on faceoffs while everyone else got owned at the dot.

But I forgot. Faceoffs don't matter. Luck is more important. And Jfresh of course. Also, I'm not sure it would make a difference whether you watched the game or studied the boxscores. Not sure you know what to even look for.
Tedge77
New York Islanders
Joined: 02.17.2019

Aug 5 @ 12:08 PM ET
You really are a huge sissy
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 12:18 PM ET
What a whiner. Garbage blog as usual. Comrade Jimmy the Hypocrite.
Dahlmanyotes
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Joined: 06.15.2015

Aug 5 @ 12:18 PM ET
This is a legitimately funny blog with call backs to some funny coyotes history. So kudos on that.

I do long, however, for the days when you used to break down games, lines and players and give us a true game recap (similar time what you do for the Leafs still).
ClaudeFather
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: west haven, CT
Joined: 08.14.2015

Aug 5 @ 1:04 PM ET
Day after day of getting buried in the comments is taking its toll on this guy haha pathetic
Beergu
Edmonton Oilers
Location: AB
Joined: 08.15.2008

Aug 5 @ 1:14 PM ET
"If you've ever talked to a someone who spends too much time on the internet and too little time outside, you know that years of using their phone to curate their entire media content into things they want to hear has made it so that cannot comprehend another functional human thinking differently than they do.

So instead of an argument, they just become condescending. Instead of research, they just claim you're ignorant."




I read your blogs for the entertainment value Jimmy, but if you can't look in a mirror and see who you are talking about here, you need to go back and read a few of your own blogs over the years.
DarthProbert
Joined: 06.29.2016

Aug 5 @ 1:15 PM ET
I could read your writing all day. If you ever write a hard sci fi novel(my preferred genre), let me know immediately. If you ever stumble onto my cabin in the woods, drinks or tokes are on me.
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 1:22 PM ET
Day after day of getting buried in the comments is taking its toll on this guy haha pathetic
- ClaudeFather

Instead of spewing his insecurity and rage in the comments section, Comrade Jimmy the finger pointing hypocrite now does it in the blog! Hilarious!
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Aug 5 @ 1:41 PM ET
James Tanner: Daytime Games Have Consequences + What Are You Doing Big T?
- James_Tanner


gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 1:45 PM ET

- Tumbleweed

Kooleus
Los Angeles Kings
Location: LA (home of King Alex), CA
Joined: 11.17.2018

Aug 5 @ 3:03 PM ET
Hmm, Tocchet scratched Barrett Hayton this afternoon. The kid was totally dominated last game. 0 for 7 on faceoffs. Minus 2 after like 5 shifts. Smart move by Tocchet to get the kid out of there. Coyotes are now rolling 4 lines and out to an early lead.

Tanner doesn't get this. He repeatedly says Hayton is ultra-skilled and should be playing a ton of minutes, but alas, Tocchet is a dinosaur who can't even read a Jfresh card.
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 3:23 PM ET
Hmm, Tocchet scratched Barrett Hayton this afternoon. The kid was totally dominated last game. 0 for 7 on faceoffs. Minus 2 after like 5 shifts. Smart move by Tocchet to get the kid out of there. Coyotes are now rolling 4 lines and out to an early lead.

Tanner doesn't get this. He repeatedly says Hayton is ultra-skilled and should be playing a ton of minutes, but alas, Tocchet is a dinosaur who can't even read a Jfresh card.

- Kooleus

Fire Tocchet now! He's too old! Hire one of those kids on Stranger Things! Can you imagine the Demogorgan behind the Coyotes bench? They'd be unstoppable! Demogorgan's Jfresh card is triple Rick Tocchet's WAR!

Ratsreign
Florida Panthers
Location: Mo can stay awhile, FL
Joined: 10.27.2017

Aug 5 @ 3:34 PM ET
"(they) cannot comprehend another functional human thinking differently than they do."
Really, James? LmaoLoL
Once again, the pot calls the kettle black
https://youtu.be/civuoU_NE38
Foot in mouth and head up ass
So whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Difficult to dance 'round this one
'Til you pull it out, boy
You must've been so high
You must've been so high...
Kooleus
Los Angeles Kings
Location: LA (home of King Alex), CA
Joined: 11.17.2018

Aug 5 @ 3:38 PM ET
Fire Tocchet now! He's too old! Hire one of those kids on Stranger Things! Can you imagine the Demogorgan behind the Coyotes bench? They'd be unstoppable! Demogorgan's Jfresh card is triple Rick Tocchet's WAR!
- gergeswillems


I love how Tanner never misses a Leaf game and has time for numerous articles about them, but was "too busy" to watch the Coyotes game. He couldn't PVR the game and spend 60 minutes watching? He's screaming over and over about how Hall should play more and Richardson should play less and Crouse doesn't even belong in the NHL...yet doesn't watch the games to validate whether his views are off, which they obviously are.
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 3:44 PM ET
I love how Tanner never misses a Leaf game and has time for numerous articles about them, but was "too busy" to watch the Coyotes game. He couldn't PVR the game and spend 60 minutes watching? He's screaming over and over about how Hall should play more and Richardson should play less and Crouse doesn't even belong in the NHL...yet doesn't watch the games to validate whether his views are off, which they obviously are.
- Kooleus

Well Jimmy says he never looks at his phone. So this should afford him ample opportunity to watch the Coyotes games. But it's 1994 and DVRs haven't been invented yet. Dog ate the VHS tapes and peed all over his REM 1994 Jean jacket. What's the frequency, Jfresh?

Jimmy...

What's the frequency, Jfresh?

I never understood
Why people said
Watch the games

You are the problem
I'm really woke
Ah huh

I'm just a hypocrite
Rick Tocchet can't coach
Nah huh

You're white supremacists
And I just hate Trump
Ah huh

What's the frequency, Jfresh?

https://youtu.be/jWkMhCLkVOg
Mordecai
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: not very poggers
Joined: 08.27.2015

Aug 5 @ 3:51 PM ET
i am sitting on a throne of irony and sarcasm and i have forgotten how to form genuine human connections
ChrisMS
Joined: 05.02.2012

Aug 5 @ 4:37 PM ET
Yup. Keep it up fellas. Another year or so more of gangin up on the fellow might make him miss a few minutes of sleep.

It certainly won’t drive any change on hb cause it’s your hits and posts that keep him in the biz.
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 4:44 PM ET
Yup. Keep it up fellas. Another year or so more of gangin up on the fellow might make him miss a few minutes of sleep.

It certainly won’t drive any change on hb cause it’s your hits and posts that keep him in the biz.

- ChrisMS

Aw cheer up, Slappy! I'm sure Jimmy will let you towel your mouth off.

Here's a song you can sing to your hero Comrade Jimmy...

https://youtu.be/dUYaH5ni7A0
13sundin13
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 06.29.2006

Aug 5 @ 5:10 PM ET
Yup. Keep it up fellas. Another year or so more of gangin up on the fellow might make him miss a few minutes of sleep.

It certainly won’t drive any change on hb cause it’s your hits and posts that keep him in the biz.

- ChrisMS

corduroy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: “How many times is she gonna ask this f'n question?”, NT
Joined: 12.09.2006

Aug 5 @ 5:26 PM ET
James Tanner: Daytime Games Have Consequences + What Are You Doing Big T?
- James_Tanner



Dinosaur coach leads team to 2-1 series lead. Blogger chain smokes maralboro reds in frustration and anger
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 5:32 PM ET

- 13sundin13

The slappy is bonding with the lemming! All we need now is for the apologist to make an appearance! It's the Comrade Jimmy "Kiss my ass" club! Nyet, nyet Soviet!
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 5 @ 5:33 PM ET
Dinosaur coach leads team to 2-1 series lead. Blogger chain smokes maralboro reds in frustration and anger
- corduroy

Nothing to do with Tocchet. Preds were unlucky. It's all random. Kuemper played like Hasek and won it all by himself. Preds had the better Jfresh cards.
MJL
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Candyland, PA
Joined: 09.20.2007

Aug 5 @ 5:44 PM ET
Well Jimmy says he never looks at his phone. So this should afford him ample opportunity to watch the Coyotes games. But it's 1994 and DVRs haven't been invented yet. Dog ate the VHS tapes and peed all over his REM 1994 Jean jacket. What's the frequency, Jfresh?

Jimmy...

What's the frequency, Jfresh?

I never understood
Why people said
Watch the games

You are the problem
I'm really woke
Ah huh

I'm just a hypocrite
Rick Tocchet can't coach
Nah huh

You're white supremacists
And I just hate Trump
Ah huh

What's the frequency, Jfresh?

https://youtu.be/jWkMhCLkVOg

- gergeswillems


That's the only good song that REM ever made.
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