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Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Sep 18 @ 4:14 PM ET
Have a HOLLy, jolly isthmus
It's Dermott's best time of the year
I don't know where Dermott will go
But have a cup of Lehtonen cheer
Have a holly, jolly isthmus
And when Sandin walks down the street
Say HOLLo to Liljegren you know
And every defenseman you meet
Oh, ho Patrick Marleau
Retire why the hell won't he?
Kyle Dubas waits for you
Sign him again for me
Have a holly, jolly isthmus
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly isthmus
This year

- gergeswillems


Is it ok to say Merry Isthmus again?

Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:16 PM ET
Oh hi
- .HOHO.



Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Sep 18 @ 4:18 PM ET

- Steven_Seagull


Another spike in Covid. Over 400 new cases. Walk in tests at pharmacies available next week.
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:18 PM ET
Another spike in Covid. Over 400 new cases. Walk in tests at pharmacies available next week.
- Canada Cup



meh, I’m young
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:18 PM ET
Is it ok to say Merry Isthmus again?
- Canada Cup

I'm not sure. I'll ask Twitter.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Sep 18 @ 4:19 PM ET
Another spike in Covid. Over 400 new cases. Walk in tests at pharmacies available next week.
- Canada Cup


really? Available next week across the province?
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:20 PM ET
meh, I’m young
- Steven_Seagull

.HOHO.
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS
Joined: 07.05.2010

Sep 18 @ 4:21 PM ET

- Steven_Seagull


Go (frank) your hat Gull.

You want something to make you puke, look back to the page at your latest Nylander trade proposal.
The Shrike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto
Joined: 11.17.2007

Sep 18 @ 4:33 PM ET
Islanders goaltending in the four series deciding games this year:

SA - SV - SV%

25 - 24 - .960
21 - 21 - 1.000
16 - 16 - 1.000
27 - 26 - .963

TOTAL

89 - 87 - .978

If they got a .905 SV% performance from their goalie in any of those games, how far would they have gone?
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:38 PM ET
Go (frank) your hat Gull.

You want something to make you puke, look back to the page at your latest Nylander trade proposal.

- .HOHO.



Nylander for Pulock and a 4th? Better?
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Sep 18 @ 4:39 PM ET
Have a HOLLy, jolly isthmus
It's Dermott's best time of the year
I don't know where Dermott will go
But have a cup of Lehtonen cheer
Have a holly, jolly isthmus
And when Sandin walks down the street
Say HOLLo to Liljegren you know
And every defenseman you meet
Oh, ho Patrick Marleau
Retire why the hell won't he?
Kyle Dubas waits for you
Sign him again for me
Have a holly, jolly isthmus
And in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a holly jolly isthmus
This year

- gergeswillems



beastie boys would do this justice
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:42 PM ET
beastie boys would do this justice
- dmnted

No keep, Travis Dermott!
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Sep 18 @ 4:42 PM ET
The Challenger Deep is located in the western Pacific Ocean in the southern end of the Mariana Trench. It is the lowest point in the oceans and represents a good starting point in any negotiations.

I google
You google
He/she googles

- Canada Cup



google my noodle



I think my son use that name on here
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

Sep 18 @ 4:46 PM ET
Suck it Jero and Iggy.
- Aetherial

I miss crazy Jero
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Sep 18 @ 4:47 PM ET
Is it ok to say Merry Isthmus again?
- Canada Cup

only when you get the pole!


Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Sep 18 @ 4:48 PM ET
Go (frank) your hat Gull.

You want something to make you puke, look back to the page at your latest Nylander trade proposal.

- .HOHO.

Any Nylander trade proposal is a good trade proposal.
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Sep 18 @ 4:50 PM ET
No keep, Travis Dermott!
- gergeswillems

you qualify him and hope he accept the qualifying offer.
mind you, it's only a 5% raise for one year

oH an younger Tom Jones would a good singer for Merry Isthmus
Byfuglien Ate Me
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burger King
Joined: 09.24.2010

Sep 18 @ 4:54 PM ET
Mike Augello: Offseason Decisions - Travis Dermott
- mikeinbuffalo


Fire Dermott head first into the Sun.
underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Sep 18 @ 4:55 PM ET
I am proposing that instead of a bridge deal, we instead offer Dermott an isthmus deal.

A bridge spans over the water.

An isthmus is a narrow piece of land connecting two larger areas across an expanse of water by which they are otherwise separated.

So by definition, an isthmus is lower than a bridge.

- Atomic Wedgie


Teacher: Buckwheat, use the word isthmus in a sentence.
Buckwheat: Isth mus be ma lucky day


Not sure Dermott will say the same.
underhill14
Location: I think I'll just sit back stage until somebody that matters calls me out.-King of HB Systemtool
Joined: 06.02.2010

Sep 18 @ 4:56 PM ET
Oh hi
- .HOHO.


Did you bring your hat?


JFJ's ban is over.
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Sep 18 @ 4:56 PM ET
Fire Dermott head first into the Sun.
- Byfuglien Ate Me



Harsh.




What did the sun ever do to you?
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 18 @ 4:56 PM ET
From last blog-

New angle, sign Pietrangelo and Demelo... Trade Nylander to Anaheim for Silfverberg (money retained) picks/prospects...

Everyone goes home happy. 🤷‍♂️

- joel878


I suggested that earlier in the last blog to Pat. I like it.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 18 @ 4:56 PM ET
Who's more expendable? Dermott or Holl?
- gergeswillems


Holl
Byfuglien Ate Me
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burger King
Joined: 09.24.2010

Sep 18 @ 4:57 PM ET
Harsh.




What did the sun ever do to you?

- Steven_Seagull




Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Sep 18 @ 4:57 PM ET
Fire Dermott head first into the Sun.
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Just keep Rielly and Muzzin, swap out the rest
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