Mrs. Speaker, on behalf of my constituents of Leafs Nation, I would like to address a very real medical threat that faces our nation today: scraped roof of mouth from eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. My thoughts and prayers go out to all children and adults who are suffering from this ailment. I call on leaders from both sides of the aisle to work together to find solutions to this problem.

I now yield the rest of my time, and may Bettman bless Leafs Nation like he has blessed the Boston Bruins.
- Atomic Wedgie

The motion to impeach Capt'n Crunch has passed.

The Twix Rabbit is now POTUS.

I do too.

But I was 100% right about Komarov.
- Atomic Wedgie

Miracles do happen

I seem to remember both anthems being played during the flames jets series in the spring, but I’m old so....
- shack67

Usual protocol is only one anthem for Canadian team vs. Canadian team.

What may be confusing you is that for US vs. US teams in the bubble, I believe they also played the Canadian anthem, as it was on Canadian soil.

I think.

Maybe.

Usual protocol is only one anthem for Canadian team vs. Canadian team.

What may be confusing you is that for US vs. US teams in the bubble, I believe they also played the Canadian anthem, as it was on Canadian soil.

I think.

Maybe.
- Atomic Wedgie

You’re probably right, that might be what I’m remembering.

With the fixes, you’d get my vote too
- Canada Cup

Mitch is such and amazing payer.. And Auston will end up being the greatest Leaf of all time..

Talking about Nylander is such a waste of time imo.. but have at er.

Usual protocol is only one anthem for Canadian team vs. Canadian team.

What may be confusing you is that for US vs. US teams in the bubble, I believe they also played the Canadian anthem, as it was on Canadian soil.

I think.

Maybe.
- Atomic Wedgie

Sooooo Wedgie, can I ask what you are drinking in honor of the Leafs game tonight?

Sooooo Wedgie, can I ask what you are drinking in honor of the Leafs game tonight?
- winsix

laker red tall boys

laker red tall boys
- zazzle

Crystal meth. You drink that, right?

Crystal meth. You drink that, right?
- Canada Cup

Nosebeers, except... harder I guess.

Nosetequila?

What a great fu3king day!!!


Leafs game tonight.
Trump impeached again today.

Sh1t, if I can snag a blowie from the wife, this day will be in the top 5 for sure!


PS, I read some of the earlier comments....

just to add, IF, they go far enough with the Impeachment and strip him of pension and secret service detail....Iran and Iraq both issued arrest warrants for him plus Iran said Trump will never be safe on Earth. He might have to go full Cat Stevens or maybe even turn himself in to the SDNY for all his other crimes just so he can pretend the prison guards are his secret service protection.

Amazon Prime Video & @NHL Original Productions announce “All or Nothing: Toronto Maple Leafs", a multi-episode docuseries offering an inside view of the @MapleLeafs including on-ice action & unparalleled behind-the-scenes access to the 2020-21 season.

This will be pretty cool if the leafs won the cup.

It will be a unwatchable and the biggest flop if they don’t even make the playoffs.

Amazon Prime Video & @NHL Original Productions announce “All or Nothing: Toronto Maple Leafs", a multi-episode docuseries offering an inside view of the @MapleLeafs including on-ice action & unparalleled behind-the-scenes access to the 2020-21 season.

This will be pretty cool if the leafs won the cup.

It will be a unwatchable and the biggest flop if they don’t even make the playoffs.
- bryant

Watching hockey in a nutshell?

What a great fu3king day!!!


Leafs game tonight.
Trump impeached again today.

Sh1t, if I can snag a blowie from the wife, this day will be in the top 5 for sure!


PS, I read some of the earlier comments....

just to add, IF, they go far enough with the Impeachment and strip him of pension and secret service detail....Iran and Iraq both issued arrest warrants for him plus Iran said Trump will never be safe on Earth. He might have to go full Cat Stevens or maybe even turn himself in to the SDNY for all his other crimes just so he can pretend the prison guards are his secret service protection.
- Barb34

When Melania finds out that he’s broke and the pre-nup payout is coming in Trump University vouchers, it’s game over Donnie

Sooooo Wedgie, can I ask what you are drinking in honor of the Leafs game tonight?
- winsix

Tempted to just drink Molson Canadian out of the souvenir Leafs cups I have bought over the years at the ACC (they really are fantastic cups - dishwasher safe - and they hold a tall boy, so much more versatile than most of my glass pint glasses). I'll give my daughter $25, and it will feel like I'm at the game.

Mrs. Wedgie said earlier in the week that she was going to cook steak tonight in honour of the opening, so that would mean a nice bottle of red wine, but I haven't seen any activity in the kitchen, so it might just be various Ontario craft brews - lately there's been a lot of Lake of Bays Spark House Red Ale, Muskoka Detour - ales with a bit of a bite.

You?

Amazon Prime Video & @NHL Original Productions announce “All or Nothing: Toronto Maple Leafs", a multi-episode docuseries offering an inside view of the @MapleLeafs including on-ice action & unparalleled behind-the-scenes access to the 2020-21 season.

This will be pretty cool if the leafs won the cup.

It will be a unwatchable and the biggest flop if they don’t even make the playoffs.
- bryant

Narrated by Nighthawk

Narrated by Nighthawk
- Canada Cup

It will be weeks going through the motions. By then, Democrats will be in control.

10 Republicans voted to impeach. lol
- bixll

Thats pathetic
Only 10?

But fack trump.

Amazon Prime Video & @NHL Original Productions announce “All or Nothing: Toronto Maple Leafs", a multi-episode docuseries offering an inside view of the @MapleLeafs including on-ice action & unparalleled behind-the-scenes access to the 2020-21 season.

This will be pretty cool if the leafs won the cup.

It will be a unwatchable and the biggest flop if they don’t even make the playoffs.
- bryant

Anybody remember "The Passion Returns" - about the 92-93 Leafs?

Tempted to just drink Molson Canadian out of the souvenir Leafs cups I have bought over the years at the ACC (they really are fantastic cups - dishwasher safe - and they hold a tall boy, so much more versatile than most of my glass pint glasses). I'll give my daughter $25, and it will feel like I'm at the game.

Mrs. Wedgie said earlier in the week that she was going to cook steak tonight in honour of the opening, so that would mean a nice bottle of red wine, but I haven't seen any activity in the kitchen, so it might just be various Ontario craft brews - lately there's been a lot of Lake of Bays Spark House Red Ale, Muskoka Detour - ales with a bit of a bite.

You?
- Atomic Wedgie

Moussaka just went in the oven. Another non alcoholic night.

Thats pathetic
Only 10?

But fack trump.
- Fakepartofme

It’s time to heal, Fake

Everyone join with me in prayer as we offer our sincere condolences to Tumbles.
May Joe Thornton help Tumbles get through this difficult time and ease the pain of his considerable loss.

Go Leafs Go

Happy leafs game day everyone.

Everyone join with me in prayer as we offer our sincere condolences to Tumbles.
May Joe Thornton help Tumbles get through this difficult time and ease the pain of his considerable loss.

Go Leafs Go
- Woderwick

Nah, let him suffer from his poor life choices.

Tempted to just drink Molson Canadian out of the souvenir Leafs cups I have bought over the years at the ACC (they really are fantastic cups - dishwasher safe - and they hold a tall boy, so much more versatile than most of my glass pint glasses). I'll give my daughter $25, and it will feel like I'm at the game.

Mrs. Wedgie said earlier in the week that she was going to cook steak tonight in honour of the opening, so that would mean a nice bottle of red wine, but I haven't seen any activity in the kitchen, so it might just be various Ontario craft brews - lately there's been a lot of Lake of Bays Spark House Red Ale, Muskoka Detour - ales with a bit of a bite.

You?
- Atomic Wedgie

No one asked.
But i finished some Auchentoshan yesterday.
Gonna crack open either the Aderfeldy or Glenmorangie.
Then some beer