- NYRangers1124

Stand w/ Breadman against the KGB

(movie intro voice) "In the year 2021, superstar hockey man Artemi Panarin returns to Mother Russia to kick out corruption, rescue his family and prove he can beat up anyone who gets crusty! With the help of his trusty hockey stick, there's no limit to how far the Breadman can rise!! Artemi Panarin returns in... Killer Hockey League (this film has not yet been rated)"
- truthservedcold

Definitely a Steven Segal lead

The cold, dead eyes give it away.
- Fenrir

This world gets closer to going over the cliff every day.

"Larry Brooks is reporting that Artemi Panarin is faking a leave of absence in the wake of a “report” that he beat up an 18-year old in a bar in Russia."

-Jan Levine



So is he actually taking a leave of absence or just faking it?


Holy WTF kind of crazy story is this???

This guy must have bet money against the Rangers making the playoffs. He didn't want to see Panarin heating up

I would let him babysit and (frank) my sister
- mdw7413

Have to think Panarin is clean on this one.

- NYRangers1124

Admittedly over the line.
Just thought it would play to this crowd. My bad.

Admittedly over the line.
Just thought it would play to this crowd. My bad.
- Tonybere

Not cool Tony, not cool

I totally knew Kakko ate babies souls!

Frankly, I don't blame him.

Admittedly over the line.
Just thought it would play to this crowd. My bad.
- Tonybere

i just love that gif lol plus i actually made a face like that when reading it

I totally knew Kakko ate babies souls!

Frankly, I don't blame him.
- Queenie_5_hole

laf is more of a milk kinda guy

Have to think Panarin is clean on this one.
- ses111

Yup. But you never know. Its not like we all have a personal relationship with Panarin. Why I think the Rangers statement was dumb, unless they had this info for awhile and did their own investigation. Could have easily put a different statement out supporting Panarin

Definitely a Steven Segal lead
- mdw7413

Jean Claude, his return to the hockey arena

Admittedly over the line.
Just thought it would play to this crowd. My bad.
- Tonybere

Can't believe you wrote that Tony!! Whats wrong with you?

Jean Claude, his return to the hockey arena
- KreiderBomb

I was thinking of that one. What a horrible movie At least Segal's movie were watchable

Yup. But you never know. Its not like we all have a personal relationship with Panarin. Why I think the Rangers statement was dumb, unless they had this info for awhile and did their own investigation. Could have easily put a different statement out supporting Panarin
- mdw7413

You really never know with this crazy world. Ranger statement could be risky.

(movie intro voice) "In the year 2021, superstar hockey man Artemi Panarin returns to Mother Russia to kick out corruption, rescue his family and prove he can beat up anyone who gets crusty! With the help of his trusty hockey stick, there's no limit to how far the Breadman can rise!! Artemi Panarin returns in... Killer Hockey League (this film has not yet been rated)"
- truthservedcold

Nice.

Stand w/ Breadman against the KGB
- disorca

here's your source:


- NYRangers1124

14 year old Malkin?

Admittedly over the line.
Just thought it would play to this crowd. My bad.
- Tonybere

Canceled.

Can't believe you wrote that Tony!! Whats wrong with you?
- mdw7413

A lot, admittedly.

A lot, admittedly.
- Tonybere

Can never read your posts the same way again

A lot, admittedly.
- Tonybere

If I had FB, I would unfriend you..

So to be clear, the accusation is that he beat up a girl ten years ago and the story is coming out now after he has been posting about releasing the opposition leader to putin from jail?? Seems like the timing is lining up to paint panarin in a certain negative light.

Another thing is, if/when Panarin comes back will he ever be the same mentally? The Rangers press release made it seem like he is devastated over this. Will he be the same Panarin?