I'm seriously tempted to stitch all these together into one document, and then just keep replying to the Leafs reporter Twitter accounts when they keep asking the same stupid questions and tweeting the same stupid answers.
- Atomic Wedgie

do it!

So the worst team in the worst division?
- Atomic Wedgie

I really think they had no chance of making the playoffs under normal circumstances. They gambled on three very young centers to make a major jump after last year's playoffs and they've been very inconsistent this year.

So basically the same as when he was working as a firefighter.
- Atomic Wedgie

LOL. He worked out a lot more back then, which he doesn’t do anymore. Great guy though. They have a St. Bernard which kinda suits his volume. My wife and I can never remember the dogs name.
Zeus?
Thor?
Atlas?
Goliath?
Ballor?
Hercules?
Gogmagog?
Sasquatch?
Andre?
Brutus?
We call him a bunch of those names when we see him, and the neighbours laugh and laugh, thinking we’re joking around... we’re not, really. We just can’t remember what the damn dogs name is.

I remember when Clarkson demanded the Red Wings players to stay away from the Leafs water bottles. Intangibles man. We're talking about intangibles.
- gergeswillems

First shift, first preseason game, I quoted right here on Hockeybuzz.
“WTF!!!!!!?????”

First shift, first preseason game, I quoted right here on Hockeybuzz.
“WTF!!!!!!?????”
- Woderwick

truculence, testosterone and pugnacity

it's not superstitions, Habs are the worst team in the north since game 10 of this season
- Symba007

I’m not falling for it.

I’m not falling for it.
- Woderwick

it's a fact based on points accumulated since

I like it. Two self-deprecating fanbases go at it.
- TheMussel

Lol

Max and Skalapy are Co Captains for the Leaf fans.

When Bogo is healthy to play, I wonder if Keefe will pair him with Hutton? Then we have Holl and Muzzin. Two tough sets of D men. Might get interesting. Although I can't see Dermott coming out early. Plus he's got a bit more offensive mindset too.
- Leafsmart

I doubt that Hutton is playing to pair with anyone

Lol

Max and Skalapy are Co Captains for the Leaf fans.
- Woderwick

He didn’t say self medicating or lubricating

it's a fact based on points accumulated since
- Symba007

La La La La La

Or better yet...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship…

truculence, testosterone and pugnacity
- Symba007

Poop, poop, and more poop.

I was gobsmacked by how brutal he really was.
Leafs have possession, over to Clarkson...ohhhh there’s a turnover.

He didn’t say self medicating or lubricating
- Canada Cup

They could incorporate these, as well.

La La La La La

Or better yet...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship…
- Woderwick

Ever wonder why the richest man in the world took a three hour charter, and packed 7 days worth of outfits?

Or why a movie star would go on a three hour charter wearing a sequin cocktail dress?

And don't even get me started on the Hollywood Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island.

La La La La La

Or better yet...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship…
- Woderwick

On Gallagher's Island?

Ever wonder why the richest man in the world took a three hour charter, and packed 7 days worth of outfits?

Or why a movie star would go on a three hour charter wearing a sequin cocktail dress?

And don't even get me started on the Hollywood Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island.
- Atomic Wedgie

Where’s Liz Cheney when you really need her?

On Gallagher's Island?
- gergeswillems

Damn you, Gergesie...damn you.

Ever wonder why the richest man in the world took a three hour charter, and packed 7 days worth of outfits?

Or why a movie star would go on a three hour charter wearing a sequin cocktail dress?

And don't even get me started on the Hollywood Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island.
- Atomic Wedgie

With all the stuff they built, why couldn’t they fix the hole in the boat?

With all the stuff they built, why couldn’t they fix the hole in the boat?
- Woderwick

Seriously. None of the stuff they built was a boat repair kit. Pull your head out of your ass!

And there’s only 1 left.

Justin Bourne did an interesting piece on Marner. I didn’t realize that he hasn’t scored a power play goal yet this season.

Seriously. None of the stuff they built was a boat repair kit. Pull your head out of your ass!
- Monkeypunk

Why would they ever want to leave? The Ruskies were going to bomb the US. They had everything they needed on the island including two hot women.

Movie idea: they discover the Lord of the Flies kids on the other side of the island

Justin Bourne did an interesting piece on Marner. I didn’t realize that he hasn’t scored a power play goal yet this season.
- shack67

(frank)ing Rielly

Seriously. None of the stuff they built was a boat repair kit. Pull your head out of your ass!
- Monkeypunk

Coconut phones.
Lie detector
Jet Pack and fuel
Washing machine
Nitroglycerin
A taxi
Generator
Mind control machine
Glue
Scuba pump

Fix a hole? Nope.

(frank)ing Rielly
- Canada Cup