Atomic Wedgie
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Coconut phones.
Lie detector
Jet Pack and fuel
Washing machine
Nitroglycerin
A taxi
Generator
Mind control machine
Glue
Scuba pump
Fix a hole? Nope. - Woderwick
IIRC, they also made a volcano go dormant with a bomb.
And I vaguely remember how they got kidnapped by a mad scientist on another island - maybe something to do with switching brains or something? - probably could have taken his boat or radio or something. |
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mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Vancouver Island, BC Joined: 01.18.2015
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Today is shaping up pretty good so far 👍
(and it’s only 1:30 in BC)
Pfizer vaccine ✔️
Cut down laurels ✔️
Trim Boxwood hedge ✔️
In 1 hour...... wife rented the ice for my son and I. This will be the official moment when my son becomes better than me at hockey 😔
He has been practicing with rep team all year and I haven’t been on the ice in over a year. I guess I can still use truculence 🤔
Then Leafs on PVR with 🍻 |
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21peter
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: Peter I Island Joined: 11.18.2014
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Coconut phones.
Lie detector
Jet Pack and fuel
Washing machine
Nitroglycerin
A taxi
Generator
Mind control machine
Glue
Scuba pump
Fix a hole? Nope. - Woderwick
On a roll today??
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Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON Joined: 07.06.2007
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Today is shaping up pretty good so far 👍
(and it’s only 1:30 in BC)
Pfizer vaccine ✔️
Cut down laurels ✔️
Trim Boxwood hedge ✔️
In 1 hour...... wife rented the ice for my son and I. This will be the official moment when my son becomes better than me at hockey 😔
He has been practicing with rep team all year and I haven’t been on the ice in over a year. I guess I can still use truculence 🤔
Then Leafs on PVR with 🍻 - mr.sir
Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.
Nice alliteration
You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his hardass dad |
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mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Vancouver Island, BC Joined: 01.18.2015
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Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.
Nice alliteration
You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his harass dad - Canada Cup
Tough but fair
You sent a clip of that movie before when the dad snaps playing basketball 😳 |
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Woderwick
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: David Clarkson's Water Bottle, ON Joined: 02.12.2013
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On a roll today??
- 21peter
Bad internet for work today... plenty of time to post because of the poopty service, but it’s pissing me off a bit. |
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Barb34
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Joined: 07.29.2017
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I'll admit it - I chugged the blue and white Kool-aid hard on Clarkson. - Atomic Wedgie
Yep, unfortunately, me too.
But in all fairness, we didn't have much to cheer about back then. Couldn't get a UFA to save our life....and let's not forget who our top line center was at the time either. |
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TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Toronto, ON Joined: 09.24.2013
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Bad internet for work today... plenty of time to post because of the poopty service, but it’s pissing me off a bit. - Woderwick
I got a weird mood swing where cutting through corporate red tape made me super depressed about my job all of a sudden so I'm procrastinating until 5:30. |
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Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON Joined: 07.06.2007
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Tough but fair
You sent a clip of that movie before when the dad snaps playing basketball 😳 - mr.sir
I thought that might have been you. The dad is military. Great book by one of favourite authors, Pat Conroy |
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Mike Augello
Commissioner Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Buffalo, NY Joined: 06.25.2006
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Canada Cup
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Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON Joined: 07.06.2007
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Why is this an 8:00 game? I’m already all tuckered out from yard work |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.
Nice alliteration
You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his hardass dad - Canada Cup
What are you talking about?
Bull Meechum made his son a man.
One of my top 10 favourite movies. |
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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: The centre of the hockey universe Joined: 07.31.2006
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Yep, unfortunately, me too.
But in all fairness, we didn't have much to cheer about back then. Couldn't get a UFA to save our life....and let's not forget who our top line center was at the time either. - Barb34
Clarkson had classic Leafs-fan stats:
"He lead all players last year in 2nd period assists on the road after taking a penalty! |
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bobbyisno1
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: I'm excited to see that Joined: 08.28.2010
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Why is this an 8:00 game? I’m already all tuckered out from yard work - Canada Cup
Yard work, grapes should have been pruned last fall.
Don't get me started on the figs. |
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