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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 12 @ 4:18 PM ET
Coconut phones.
Lie detector
Jet Pack and fuel
Washing machine
Nitroglycerin
A taxi
Generator
Mind control machine
Glue
Scuba pump

Fix a hole? Nope.

- Woderwick

IIRC, they also made a volcano go dormant with a bomb.

And I vaguely remember how they got kidnapped by a mad scientist on another island - maybe something to do with switching brains or something? - probably could have taken his boat or radio or something.
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

May 12 @ 4:29 PM ET
Today is shaping up pretty good so far 👍
(and it’s only 1:30 in BC)

Pfizer vaccine ✔️
Cut down laurels ✔️
Trim Boxwood hedge ✔️

In 1 hour...... wife rented the ice for my son and I. This will be the official moment when my son becomes better than me at hockey 😔
He has been practicing with rep team all year and I haven’t been on the ice in over a year. I guess I can still use truculence 🤔

Then Leafs on PVR with 🍻
21peter
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Peter I Island
Joined: 11.18.2014

May 12 @ 4:30 PM ET
Coconut phones.
Lie detector
Jet Pack and fuel
Washing machine
Nitroglycerin
A taxi
Generator
Mind control machine
Glue
Scuba pump

Fix a hole? Nope.

- Woderwick

On a roll today??
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 12 @ 4:35 PM ET
Today is shaping up pretty good so far 👍
(and it’s only 1:30 in BC)

Pfizer vaccine ✔️
Cut down laurels ✔️
Trim Boxwood hedge ✔️

In 1 hour...... wife rented the ice for my son and I. This will be the official moment when my son becomes better than me at hockey 😔
He has been practicing with rep team all year and I haven’t been on the ice in over a year. I guess I can still use truculence 🤔

Then Leafs on PVR with 🍻

- mr.sir


Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.

Nice alliteration

You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his hardass dad
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

May 12 @ 4:38 PM ET
Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.

Nice alliteration

You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his harass dad

- Canada Cup

Tough but fair

You sent a clip of that movie before when the dad snaps playing basketball 😳
Woderwick
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: David Clarkson's Water Bottle, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

May 12 @ 4:40 PM ET
On a roll today??

- 21peter

Bad internet for work today... plenty of time to post because of the poopty service, but it’s pissing me off a bit.
Barb34
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 07.29.2017

May 12 @ 4:41 PM ET
I'll admit it - I chugged the blue and white Kool-aid hard on Clarkson.
- Atomic Wedgie


Yep, unfortunately, me too.

But in all fairness, we didn't have much to cheer about back then. Couldn't get a UFA to save our life....and let's not forget who our top line center was at the time either.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 12 @ 4:42 PM ET
Bad internet for work today... plenty of time to post because of the poopty service, but it’s pissing me off a bit.
- Woderwick


I got a weird mood swing where cutting through corporate red tape made me super depressed about my job all of a sudden so I'm procrastinating until 5:30.
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 12 @ 4:42 PM ET
Tough but fair

You sent a clip of that movie before when the dad snaps playing basketball 😳

- mr.sir


I thought that might have been you. The dad is military. Great book by one of favourite authors, Pat Conroy
Mike Augello
Commissioner
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Buffalo, NY
Joined: 06.25.2006

May 12 @ 4:43 PM ET
new blog everyone
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 12 @ 4:44 PM ET
Why is this an 8:00 game? I’m already all tuckered out from yard work
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 12 @ 4:45 PM ET
Are you ready to (frank)ing destroy him, completely pull him apart? If not, this isn’t the official day your son became better than you at hockey, it’s the day you lost your manhood.

Nice alliteration

You see should see the movie The Great Santini. Wonderful movie about (frank)ed up relationship between kid and his hardass dad

- Canada Cup

What are you talking about?

Bull Meechum made his son a man.

One of my top 10 favourite movies.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 12 @ 4:46 PM ET
Yep, unfortunately, me too.

But in all fairness, we didn't have much to cheer about back then. Couldn't get a UFA to save our life....and let's not forget who our top line center was at the time either.

- Barb34

Clarkson had classic Leafs-fan stats:

"He lead all players last year in 2nd period assists on the road after taking a penalty!
bobbyisno1
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'm excited to see that
Joined: 08.28.2010

May 12 @ 6:04 PM ET
Why is this an 8:00 game? I’m already all tuckered out from yard work
- Canada Cup

Yard work, grapes should have been pruned last fall.
Don't get me started on the figs.
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