one time i was sitting on the pot and a guy came in and used the stall right next to me. For the next 5 minutes I listened to the most out of tune trumpet ever. He had the worst smelling and most offensive diarrhea you could imagine. He then had the nerve to knock and ask if he could borrow some toilet paper. How do you not check that before going into a stall? I said I was out too and left before we could look at each other's face.

one time i was sitting on the pot and a guy came in and used the stall right next to me. For the next 5 minutes I listened to the most out of tune trumpet ever. He had the worst smelling and most offensive diarrhea you could imagine. He then had the nerve to knock and ask if he could borrow some toilet paper. How do you not check that before going into a stall? I said I was out too and left before we could look at each other's face.
- Howard K. Stern

perhaps you enjoyed your side by side experience a little too much, spending 5 minutes experiencing the sounds and smells of his movements seems a bit long for someone to complain about it...did you enjoy it vividly?

That was you

That was you
- Monkey

currently in the 5th floor restroom, destroying the toilet, 3rd cluster bombing of the morning, built up a nice sweat with a slight lower back muscle pull with a stretched raw sphincter accompanied by that not quite hollow abdomen feeling, but more of a percolation of more to come

this might go on until lunch considering there is a rumble of liquid goodness warning signs

currently in the 5th floor restroom, destroying the toilet, 3rd cluster bombing of the morning, built up a nice sweat with a slight lower back muscle pull with a stretched raw sphincter accompanied by that not quite hollow abdomen feeling, but more of a percolation of more to come

this might go on until lunch considering there is a rumble of liquid goodness warning signs
- penguininnevada

- kicksave856

- PhillySportsGuy

was sure when i saw you were the most recent post it was going to be the braylon edwards encounter

just took a wiz here at work.

stood far away from the bowl to avoid any backsplash. flushed with my foot.

scrubbed my hands vigorously. opened the door with a paper towel.

I met Nate Burleson at one...

I met Nate Burleson at one...
- Nucker101

goddamnit wahtever you two are interchangable sometimes

goddamnit wahtever you two are interchangable sometimes
- Crimsoninja

I always confuse you with D0PPS

I always confuse you with D0PPS
- PhillySportsGuy

lol

"i have to chew more vigilantly", john thought in the immediate aftermath of the destruction he had wrought as he stared down at the full red roasted peppers floating in the bowl appearing as if they were asking to be eaten once more, only properly this time. lesson learned.

This thread really had potential

I was urinating in the restroom at work and looking at something off to the side when in the corner of my eye I noticed the toilet seat slowly falling. I panicked, I stopped the flow as best as I could and stopped the seat from smashing into my pecker. In doing so I urinated on my jeans a little bit.

I was urinating in the restroom at work and looking at something off to the side when in the corner of my eye I noticed the toilet seat slowly falling. I panicked, I stopped the flow as best as I could and stopped the seat from smashing into my pecker. In doing so I urinated on my jeans a little bit.
- Streit2ThePoint

Del wants to buy them

I was urinating in the restroom at work and looking at something off to the side when in the corner of my eye I noticed the toilet seat slowly falling. I panicked, I stopped the flow as best as I could and stopped the seat from smashing into my pecker. In doing so I urinated on my jeans a little bit.
- Streit2ThePoint

- Mike Komisarek

was informed today that the second floor restroom is a (frank)ing disaster

I will investigate and if need be ask for a renovation

was informed today that the second floor restroom is a (frank)ing disaster

I will investigate and if need be ask for a renovation
- watsonnostaw

How many chicks have you (frank)ed in public restrooms?